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	<title>Comments on: The Ashlee Simpson Guide to Newborn Babies</title>
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		<title>By: Dannomatic</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dannomatic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 03:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>China Arnold&#039;s  tip #32610 to newborn babies : 

You know that thing that goes beep beep after you cook your favorite meal? Kids don&#039;t belong there. You&#039;re safer to warm up milk in the actual beep beep microwave than to warm the baby itself. You have less questions to answer in court after all. And it won&#039;t be browned more y&#039;all.</description>
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<p>You know that thing that goes beep beep after you cook your favorite meal? Kids don&#8217;t belong there. You&#8217;re safer to warm up milk in the actual beep beep microwave than to warm the baby itself. You have less questions to answer in court after all. And it won&#8217;t be browned more y&#8217;all.</p>
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		<title>By: The Beaver Pond &#187; Sunday Morning Celebrity Links</title>
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		<dc:creator>The Beaver Pond &#187; Sunday Morning Celebrity Links</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 11:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The Ashley Simpson Guide to Newborn Babies &#8211; CelebJihad [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Uncensored Links of the Weekend &#124; MeandIsis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Uncensored Links of the Weekend &#124; MeandIsis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] The Ashley Simpson Guide to Newborn Babies - CelebJihad [...]</description>
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		<title>By: mudbone</title>
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		<dc:creator>mudbone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;...suicidal bi-sexual emo singers..&quot;  is being too nice in regards to that talentless jerkoff asswipe father of the kid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;suicidal bi-sexual emo singers..&#8221;  is being too nice in regards to that talentless jerkoff asswipe father of the kid.</p>
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		<title>By: Iron Fister</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iron Fister</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Candy Ass, I already know which one you don&#039;t like. The one about Guatemalans because only a Guatemalan would post a comment under the name &quot;Candy Ass&quot;. Go to hell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Candy Ass, I already know which one you don&#8217;t like. The one about Guatemalans because only a Guatemalan would post a comment under the name &#8220;Candy Ass&#8221;. Go to hell.</p>
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		<title>By: Candy Ass</title>
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		<dc:creator>Candy Ass</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I liked 13 out of 14. Which one did I not like? I&#039;ll never tell. I&#039;m sure the mystery will infuriate you Iron Fister!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I liked 13 out of 14. Which one did I not like? I&#8217;ll never tell. I&#8217;m sure the mystery will infuriate you Iron Fister!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Iron Fister</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iron Fister</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>TooBadSoSad, what... the... fuck? Really? Do you even have any clue what website you post these comments on? Take your financial advice and shove it up your optimistic ass. I hate you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TooBadSoSad, what&#8230; the&#8230; fuck? Really? Do you even have any clue what website you post these comments on? Take your financial advice and shove it up your optimistic ass. I hate you.</p>
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		<title>By: TooBadSoSad</title>
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		<dc:creator>TooBadSoSad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Most of the day and much of the radio spots today kept talking about how bad Citibank is doing and how people should stay away... yada yada They must want everyone out of it so they can run it back up to some sort of normalcy. I have yet to hear them discuss a single stock like that all day long beofre so I think its time to mive in on it and grab some. THe govt has given them a 25billion infusion so I doubt they will fail or be let to fail. I&#039;d throw a thousand bucks at it and hang on for 5 yrs. IF it ends up at 20 in that time and it sure might, you win. If not , write it off.

Here&#039;s a story to think about: back when the DOTCOMS blew up and PCLN and AMZn and YHOO (and many others ) all went to single digits I was going to buy a couple hundred of shares of each and make wallhangings of the stocks.
Had I done that it would have cost about 3 or 4 thousand bucks. Alas , I never did it. HAd I done it I would have been able to sell PCLN for more than 100 a share from $2.00 in 2001 YHOO for 50 at some point AMZN for 90 and I would have amassed nearly $75,000 out of about $4,000. The risk here is worth the shot. Just be sure you can afford to loose it if it never rises again. Nothing ventured nothing gained.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most of the day and much of the radio spots today kept talking about how bad Citibank is doing and how people should stay away&#8230; yada yada They must want everyone out of it so they can run it back up to some sort of normalcy. I have yet to hear them discuss a single stock like that all day long beofre so I think its time to mive in on it and grab some. THe govt has given them a 25billion infusion so I doubt they will fail or be let to fail. I&#8217;d throw a thousand bucks at it and hang on for 5 yrs. IF it ends up at 20 in that time and it sure might, you win. If not , write it off.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a story to think about: back when the DOTCOMS blew up and PCLN and AMZn and YHOO (and many others ) all went to single digits I was going to buy a couple hundred of shares of each and make wallhangings of the stocks.<br />
Had I done that it would have cost about 3 or 4 thousand bucks. Alas , I never did it. HAd I done it I would have been able to sell PCLN for more than 100 a share from $2.00 in 2001 YHOO for 50 at some point AMZN for 90 and I would have amassed nearly $75,000 out of about $4,000. The risk here is worth the shot. Just be sure you can afford to loose it if it never rises again. Nothing ventured nothing gained.</p>
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		<title>By: Iron Fister</title>
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		<dc:creator>Iron Fister</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Tessie, you&#039;re a whore. Take a joke. And no, they are probably not &quot;dum&quot; enough to give a baby &quot;cocane&quot; but I suspect you would be.

Von Ruff, go fuck yourself. Do you really think that mentally defect Arabs write for this site? And do you really think anyone will believe that you know the Simpson family? Die.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tessie, you&#8217;re a whore. Take a joke. And no, they are probably not &#8220;dum&#8221; enough to give a baby &#8220;cocane&#8221; but I suspect you would be.</p>
<p>Von Ruff, go fuck yourself. Do you really think that mentally defect Arabs write for this site? And do you really think anyone will believe that you know the Simpson family? Die.</p>
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		<title>By: Ed Von Ruff</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ed Von Ruff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I read about your &quot;writers&quot; on this site and it turns out you&#039;re just a couple of Arab guys in some insane asylum in California. I happen to know the Simpson family and if I ever find you I suggest that you watch your back. Out here in Texas we don&#039;t take to kindly to your kind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read about your &#8220;writers&#8221; on this site and it turns out you&#8217;re just a couple of Arab guys in some insane asylum in California. I happen to know the Simpson family and if I ever find you I suggest that you watch your back. Out here in Texas we don&#8217;t take to kindly to your kind.</p>
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