Taylor Swift Traipsing Around NYC In A Mini Skirt

Taylor Swift traipses around the streets of New York City in a mini skirt looking for sex in the disturbing photos below.

It is clear from these pictures that Taylor Swift is showing off her long silky smooth legs in a desperate attempt to get them pushed back behind her head. Obviously Taylor is hoping that if she dresses horribly slutty a strange man will pick her up off the street and throw her a sympathy f*ck.

Taylor Swift’s strategy appears to have worked, as in the last photo you can see her climbing into the back of someone’s SUV. No doubt Taylor will be driven to some flea bag motel and banged hard… her legs spread wide smacking against the cheap headboard with every thrust. Taylor will then assume this guy is her boyfriend, and write an angry song about him when he dips out on her while she is in the bathroom, sticking her with the motel bill.