Taylor Swift To Star In New Sims Sex Game?

Taylor Swift Sims

According to this image uncovered on the Interwebs, country music star Taylor Swift is set to star in a celebrity sex version of the popular “Sims” video game.

As you can see in graphic above, this “Sims” game will allow the nerdy infidel masses to act out extreme sex acts on their celebrity crushes like Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, and James Earl Jones.

Of course us Muslims find this game utterly moronic because we could easily bed any celebrity we desired as our raw animal sex appeal is irresistible. Even supposed good girl Taylor Swift is not immune to our charm, and would eagerly present herself for mounting if a Muslim showed so much as a hint of interest.