Taylor Swift Sex Toy Controversy

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Taylor Swift has no class. Just look at this sickening photo in which she poses for a picture with a pink sex toy. Disgusting.

Unable to find a real boyfriend, Taylor has resorted to pretending that this over-sized pink dildo is her man. Sources say that Taylor and the pseudo-phallus are inseparable. She takes it to concerts, clubs, and even brings it along when she meets with her fans.

What kind of message does this revolting public display send to children? Before you know it, we’ll have high-school girls ditching their boyfriends and taking their vibrators to prom. There will be a break down of the social order. Men will find themselves relegated to second-class citizens. Taylor Swift should be ashamed of herself.

 

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  1. Ronnie says:

    LOL the guitar does look like a dick but its just a guitar. Taylor is so hot.

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  2. Marina says:

    this is so retarded

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  3. Louise says:

    this article is stupid and a waste of time

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  4. tswift supporter says:

    whoever runs this site has no life whatsoever and is a complete asshole.

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  5. a whitey says:

    shes a whore. she parties w/ nazis. when will people turn on her?

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  6. lolo says:

    first of all, that’s a fake guitar. if you were an educated, intelligent person, you would clearly see that, and not bash at the 19 year old girl. does taylor smoke weed, take risque photos, or have a teenage pregnancy, as other young “role models” have done in the recent past (miley cyrus, vanessa hudgens, jamie lynn spears)? i could go on about more girls…

    also, your blog name is extremely offensive. jihad? really? you’re a fucking terrorist, too?

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  7. solidpytohn says:

    Fuck, I love how people take this site seriously! The comments are always more fun to read than the articles!

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  8. Scargasm says:

    @solidpytohn this is a serious site for serious people and if you don’t agree then go back to CNN.com

    I’ll have you know that without this site we would never have found out that Obama’s real father was the lone surviving alien from the Roswell crash. How else do you explain his silvery skin and super intelligence.

    P.S. Taylor Swift is incredibly hot

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  9. Mary Cann says:

    epic humor fail

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  10. hash says:

    who ever wrote this is a dush who got nothing to do in his real life

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  11. sweetsister says:

    Um, dude, you spelt ‘douche’ wrong..are you really in a place to judge?? also, sometimes I think the comments are funnier than the posts..do people realize this is a satirical, fake tabloid site?

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  12. urmomsays says:

    HAHA! damn lesbo…only a lesbian would leave a hot azz boy like wolf boy. i love this site. funniest ever.

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  13. xxjunexx says:

    HAHA! damn lesbo… i love this site. funniest ever.

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  14. LOLLOL says:

    she is stupid taylor LAUTNER is sexy and the only sexy guy on this planet she was dumb to dump him he should of dumped her

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  15. ljdiaz says:

    she’s better than what you think!! You can throw any bad words but admit it you’re just getting bitter in your life!

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  16. blackmancer says:

    maybe it’s just you who sees something that big and thinks “sex toy!!”

    ;)

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  17. alyssa says:

    that is not true. it’s a guitar for crying out loud.

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  18. Tim says:

    Taylor is a good girl – ya dope! nice big pink styrofoam guitar though….

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  19. sdfdg says:

    relax children masturbation is normal

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  20. jasmine says:

    HAHAHAHAHAH Made my day!

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