Taylor Swift Pushes Her Boobs Together At The BMAs

Taylor Swift was on quite the whorish streak last night at the Billboard Music Awards. For not only did she wear a top that pushed her tiny titties together to make it look like she has cleavage, but she also was all over a man who isn’t her husband without a male chaperon present.

Clearly the reason we are seeing a more relaxed and sexually expressive Taylor Swift is because her DJ boyfriend Calvin Harris released some of her tension when he used his tiny pecker to penetrate her extremely uptight anus. Thank Allah that Taylor hasn’t got her rectum completely stretched open by a Muslim’s enormous manhood, or who knows how much of her shamefully piddly breast meat we would be seeing.

Of course as Taylor’s father continues to allow her to see more and more men without any supervision, her sexually awakening will increase as her value at market plummets. You better believe that if she were a Muslim’s daughter her father would have done the right thing and carved out her blasphemous singing tongue before selling her off to a Saudi brothel when she hit her prime at 8 or 9 years old.