Taylor Swift Has Epic Wardrobe Malfunction

Taylor Swift suffered an epic wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet at The Grammys yesterday.

As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift’s dress “accidentally” fell off revealing her completely nude body. Predictably this shameful display by Taylor Swift comes after CBS warned those in attendance not to wear revealing outfits or have slutty wardrobe malfunctions.

If CBS was serious about stopping whores like Taylor Swift from spoiling The Grammys they’d make burkas mandatory, and allow us pious Muslims to line the red carpet instead of photographers. We’d turn that carpet a darker shade of red with the blood of the infidel offenders, ensuring a Islam approved family friendly award show once and for all.