Taylor Swift Has Epic Wardrobe Malfunction

Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction



Taylor Swift suffered an epic wardrobe malfunction while walking the red carpet at The Grammys yesterday.


As you can see in the photo above, Taylor Swift’s dress “accidentally” fell off revealing her completely nude body. Predictably this shameful display by Taylor Swift comes after CBS warned those in attendance not to wear revealing outfits or have slutty wardrobe malfunctions.


If CBS was serious about stopping whores like Taylor Swift from spoiling The Grammys they’d make burkas mandatory, and allow us pious Muslims to line the red carpet instead of photographers. We’d turn that carpet a darker shade of red with the blood of the infidel offenders, ensuring a Islam approved family friendly award show once and for all.

 

  • Taylor Swift

    That’s not ME!

    • Jimmy

      Yes it is ! I was there and saw it all.

      • Gary Glitter

        Thats right jimmy she was bucked

        • Freddy star

          Don’t forget about me!

    • Sammyboy123

      I love u I masterbate over u almost every day I just want to lick u pussy out and give it a good creampie

    • Imam Khalid

      It most certainly IS you, Taylor “Not-So” Swift but that doesnt matter.

      What matters is that one day soon, you shall answer dearly for your whorish ways.

      How?

      It will be a lot like the fate that awaited the harlot in the Hebrew-wood film “Taken” except no slow-witted Irish bog-trotter is going to save you in the end.

      ALLAHU AKBAR!

    • Idiot Muslims

      Why Muslims look at porn in the first place I don’t get

      • Cracker White

        To have something to jerk off to,ya fucking retard

  • First one

    Sexy bitch…..wud like to fuck her all day long.

    Firsties bitches!

    • zhong

      u,,,son of bitch…just close your hole,,,,,,,,it’s not tay….everybody knows about it,,,

      • Imam Khalid

        Zhong the Dong Swallower,

        STFU, gook.

  • Reza the Persian Prince

    Oops! Did the typical Western slut rip off her dress to get attention?

    • Dumbfuck Muslim

      You dumb fucking Muslim assholes. This is soooo obviously a fake. Maybe if your dumb barbarian culture would keep up with the technological world, you wouldn’t be beating off your tiny dicks to a fake picture on the Internet that a child could make.

  • Bocephus

    Boy-Howdy sure wish my sister looked this fine reckon we might have bout 5-6 kids by now

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      Brother

      Nothin wrong with keeping it in the family. That’s one way to ensure that there is no race mixing…..that pure aryans continue to multiply, which will allow us to regain control of the world.

      KKK

      • Ace

        You are one sick KKK fuckup.

        • Zohair – The Good One

          Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds

          I agree, Pete is a sick perverted faggot, everyone knows that. But the reason that motivated you call him thus, that is the damning disposition towards incest, is something I do not agree with

          There is nothing wrong with trying to inculcate homogeneity, and if ‘keeping it in the family’ is what it takes (of course, genetic disorders : Autosomal recessive disorders aside), then keeping it in the family it should be

          • moshe dayan

            Zohair the Gay One,

            Well said, as even now you are on top of your spread eagled old whore of a mother, pumping away in her crusty birth canal. Not to mention your father’s dick which is right now pumping your face and your brother Aghmed right now plunging your ass while your younger sister Aeisha is frigging herself with a celery stick watching the “action”.

            You muslims might call this “good family fun” but we in the civilized world call it degenerate and our answer is simple. Execution by broad-axe which we will apply to all muslims.

            Eat shit and die degenerate mofo

          • Farzan The Wise

            Filthy Jew

            How dare you talk to brother Zohair like that, for your insult you will be drug behind my strongest camel until dead. Your disgusting fantasies of family fucking are expected from a jew, your parents taught you at an early age to pleasure the rabbis however possible. Us Muslims have a cure for your sickness though, for us proud Iranians are enriching our nuclear processing to build the Atomic Camel. Your fate is sealed jew.

            Allahu Akbar !

            Death To israel !

          • The West is the Best

            Exactly Jew cunt. You just proved my point.

            The feeble minds are never to be argued with, they just cannot fathom any realm beyond what has been predominant in the society’s criterion, howsoever rudimentary it might be.

            The moment you speak or even allude to any conception that deviates from this perspective, the foolish ones, like yourself (Moshe) start vociferating vehemently as if are being raped by niggers.

            Don’t worry though, if my experience serves me well, you, just like any fool, are highly stolid to let any such Inference affect you.

            If, on the contrary, you would have put forth the argument of genetic disorders, I would have respected your response, and would have given it the justifiable explanation, but since your remark is doltish, I shall refrain from the same

            You, assuredly, must be a Maghrebi Jew, if Jew at all, since an Ashkenazi Jew, you cannot be. (Ashkenazis are intelligent)

            Lastly, a jew cunt talking about this is ironic, because Jews are the most incestous race there is or ever was.

            I am pretty sure that whilst you were writing your comment, your Father’s Dick was inside your mouth and your Dick was inside your mother’s mouth.

            Given the Jewish incest prevelancy, it just might be true

            Now fuck off cunt

          • The West is the Best

            Brother Farzan, thank you for your support, you inded are a highly sagacious Muslim Brother.

            As for this Jew, we muslims tolerate him only because we are aware of the Jewish destiny, that is being bombed by our atomic camel and nuclear goat.

            Untill that happens, we just laugh at his idiocracy, and put him down with our superior Muslim intellect, like you just did.

            I am pretty sure he reiterates only because he loves getting humiliated by us muslims. Ha !

          • Zohair – The Good One

            I was trying to reply to ‘West is best’ guy and I copied his name and pasted it erroneously in my name slot

            Sorry for any inconvenience

          • Farzan The Wise

            West Is Best

            Have you converted to Islam ?

          • Farzan The Wise

            Brother Zohair

            Understandable mistake. I had a hard time believing that West Is Gayest would understand our struggles with the parasitic jew.

            Alhamdulillah

          • Zohair – The Good One

            Brother Farzan, the Muslim drink ‘Red Camel’ gave me wings :)

          • Farzan The Wise

            Brother Zohair

            Ahhhh, the Red Camel. It will get you every time. I enjoy one with a bowl of dates and a Camel cigarette while tending to my harem.

          • The West is the Best

            Alissa DiCarlo aka West imposter

            Your imposter posts are getting longer and more boring.

          • Alissa C DiCarlo

            Its not me West. Everyone is using your name to post now because you are such an idiot. Your pathetic personality is devoid of honesty.

          • The West is the Best

            Allsmelly DiCunto
            Yes it’s you when you post as me it comes back to the same IP Address as when you post as alissa DiCarlo.

      • Farzan The Wise

        Up The Pooper Pete

        I knew you would fuck your cousin, but your sister too? For your disgusting ways I will forego stoning you and will instead slice of your head with my holy scimitar. You deserve nothing less.

        Allahu Akbar !

        • moshe dayan

          Fart-zan,

          The last time someone tried using those shitty Pakistan made schimitars, it broke and the detached blade cut their balls off. Just like everything else made in a muslim country, its a piece of shit.

          Get a real sword.

          Eat shit and die mofo

          • Farzan The Wise

            Gay Heeb Mo-She

            For you I will use a mighty Iranian axe to cut off your puny hooked nosed head.

      • whyte ryder

        White power!!!!

  • Bocephus

    Mr. Grand Dragon
    Paw always said if your gonna keep it in the family might as well keep it in the hallway

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      Brother

      Your paw was a wise man. I have many sisters who are worthy of my man meat…..all but the retarded one will receive it.

      KKK

  • Misener

    You idiots.. this site is so bogus.. hardly any of the images are even real..lol this didn’t happen morons…

    • Infidel destroyer

      What are you talking about you errogent fool! This website is completely legitimate and if you don’t believe so you should be destroyed with the rest of the infidels

    • Anonymos

      No shit spastic

  • The Ra

    Up the ra!

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Sooooooo fuckin Hottttttttt !!!!! OMfg!!!!

    • The West is the Best

      Allsmelly Dicunto

      And your so fucking not.

  • moshe dayan

    Has anyone noticed that Anal Abdullah is AWOL and strangely enough, we haven’t heard from Gay Bob either. Could it be these two have finally found love and headed off to Boston to get a marriage certificate.

    Wonder if Homo Hashim is going to ass…ist on the wedding night to make sure AA gets it in.

    Eat shit and die mofo

    • Abdul Rasul

      Jew

      I have noticed you in a good mood lately, is it because I killed another one of relatives in Israel and you got inheritance money? Or is it because you have been getting your shit pushed in by numoirous Hollywood gays? Enjoy it while it last homo soon you will die of aids and I will be there to piss on your grave.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      • Farzan The Wise

        Brother Abdul

        Very true words you speak. The gay jew is always in a good mood after spending all night at his favorite gay bar finding fresh nigger cock to bang his STD ridden ass raw. He is one sick mofo in need of a stoning with the 10 lbs stones.

        Alhamdulillah

        Death To Israeli !

      • Anubis

        My Islamic brethren Abdul and Farzan, my sources tell me that brother Abdullah has been busy tracking the whereabouts of certain filthy homo infidels that have been contaminating our holy Muslim site with their vile comments.

        He had found nigger Kwame and Queer Bob in some ghetto alley taking turns ramming each other in the butt and perfoming other homo activities which made him gag at the sight of them. He soon jumped into action and filled them both with lead from his AK-47.

        Brother Abdullah vowed he would hunt down the heathen homoqueer kike Gayan next, and fill his homo fudge packing ass with lead, sending him to queer hell as well.

        May great Allah bless brother Abdullah in this holy quest.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          Brother Anubis

          Thank you for your blessings.

          It gives me pleasure to report that kwame and gay bob have packed their last fudge. The AK-47 has sent them to hell.

          Anyone showing up in the future claiming to be them is a damn liar and imposter (no shortage of them mofos here).

          ALLAHU AKBAR

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    To all at celeb jihad

    I have been lying iam not a porn star Im a 14 y/o guy just being a dick .

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    To West

    Iam sorry for messing with you you were right I did troll Alyssa Halls site and pretended to be her.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      Lolllll !!!!! Who’s the imposter now Mr. West? I like you though. You’re really funny sometimes. Haha. Too much. A 14 year old boy lolllll.

      • The West is the Best

        Allsmelly DiCunto
        You have to be a head case you post this dribble and then blame me the only true thing in them is being a 14 y/o boy.

  • Anubis

    “Oops, I reckon this ole gown fell down right in front of them camera fellers again. Gosh darn, bless my tight southern fanny. Might as well let ‘em gawk awhile at me purdy birthday suit before pulling it back up.”

    As offensive as naked whores are to us pious Muslims, at least it wasn’t a fat ugly lesbo cow like Rosie O’Donnell or Ellen Degenerate having such an “accidental” wardrobe malfunction. I imagine even filthy Kuffars wouldn’t want to throw up seeing that.

    • Farzan The Wise

      Brother Anubis

      The thought of the heathen lesbian Rosie O’Donnell naked makes my dinner of lamb, hummus and goats milk turn in my stomach. She now deserves a good stoning for upsetting my meal.

  • Leave Her Alone

    LOOK LEAVE HER ALONE THAT IS CLEARLY PHOTOSHOP OK????

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      Shut your trap. Taylor Swift is an exhibitionist whore just like me.

  • Swag

    Swag.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    To all at celebjihad, West and I have declared a truce. He respects me now, and I respect him ;-)

    • The West is the Best

      Allsmelly DiCunto

      When did this happen?

  • Taylor Swift

    This is preposterous…..This page is using photoshopped images of me,without my permission….

    I’m going to complain to FBI and make sure your site goes down and the mods drink camel urine….

  • Sammyboy123

    Even if this is not you Taylor u r still a huge slut who has been with almost every guy in Hollywood but it doesn’t changed the fact that I want to fuck u from behind like the slut u r

    • Wanky noodle

      Forever alone

      • Sammyboy123

        R u talking about me u shit cunt

  • DA MUSLIM RAPER

    FUCKERS IM RAPING ALL YOUR WOMEN RIPPING OFF THEIR MASKS AND FACE FUCKING THEM BURNING THE KARAN!!! FTW :D

  • Jeff

    she is such a fucking shitty bitches ass

  • Cucky

    Are you pedophile’s retarded? This clearly isn’t her. Nore are most of the things on here. Most of it is fake but because you are all so dumb you think it real.

  • Jordan Kleinsasser

    You guys argue like a buncha little fuckin retarded kids, grow the fuck up!!!

    • Imam Khalid

      Take your Pamprin, you fucking girl.

  • Michael

    Tailor keeps getting ‘dumped’ by her boyfriends because she won’t have sex with them. And that photo is obviously photoshopped, she’s a prude. Which I guess you like?

  • Harry Styles

    Taylor has a sloppy vagina and it smells like a sunken shrimp boat on the Florida keys and “we’re never ever getting back together” She screws niggers and what the world don’t know is she is lesbian with Dianne Argonne and Ellen Degeneres they have 3 somes all the time. She sucks Justin Beiber for a pot joint too. She is stupid and One Direction is all gay anyhow..joke is on her see!

  • fuck ur god and rape ur ugly mama!!!hahahaha!@@eat my dog’s shit!!