Taylor Swift Goes Naked Tubing

Taylor Swift naked tubing


Taylor Swift appears to embrace her country bumpkin roots by tubing down a river while completely naked.


After recently being dumped by her limey child boyfriend (One Direction’s Harry Styles), Taylor is in desperate need of a new guy to have a horrible relationship with, so that she can write more pathetic whiny songs for her next album.


Since 80% of the world’s population lives near water it makes sense for Taylor Swift to prostitute her naked body while tubing until she finds a man desperate enough to put up with her crazy shit. One can only hope that parasites, piranhas, or a waterfall stops Taylor before this happens.

 

  • Not Gay

    Her dick would be suckable

    • Abdul Rasul’s mother

      Damn it Abby! I know that is you talking above, “not gay”…..my ass! Oy vey….if your (dad-uncle) could see you now.

      • Not Gay

        I’m not Abdul Rasul…But If I was why would you think I was gay mother?

  • Taylor Swift

    That is not me.

    • Jayden :)

      Amazing body either way :)

    • Classy Country

      I know it’s not, the light on the face, and the light on the body are wrong.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    the infidel skank taylor is mocking the fag jew Moshe by holding up an exact 1:1 replica of his asshole.

    it is no wonder the gays at the glory hole can’t get any traction and they’ve probably gave up on his anus alltogether.

    And this explains why Moshe stalks us Muslims with his abnormal ” cock lust” for our gigantic Muslim cocks.

    You won’t get cock from Muslims Moshe Mangina but you will get shot with the AK-47.

    All you homoqueers will get nothing but the full metal jacket from us Muslims.

    Allahu Akbar

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      AA

      No doubt you are trying to put your tongue and tiny cock thru the screet right now.

      KKK

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        gay fag pete

        No mofo. thats what you gay fags do.

        also, when you tried to pound moshe, with your pathetic infidel pecker, it must have been like a snake jumping into the grand canyon.

        • Anubis

          Brother Abdullah, besides that being the exact size of the homo douche bag Moshe’s anal orifice like you mentioned, it’s also would have been the size of Obonga’s congo lips if he didn’t have his half caucasian side to tone his simian genetics down.

          The naked tart Taylor Swift poses for photos while skinny dipping so as to keep her horny fan base perked up like her nipples after a dip. She figures if she can keep her fans aroused enough they’ll continue buying her shit kicking music.

        • Grand Dragon Pete

          AA

          Shut it queer.

          The only thing that resembles the grand canyon is your wifes pussy after it gets beat up by my big aryan dong.

          Your asshole probably looks similar after you get done using the “Big Pete 14″……a replica dildo of my 14″ cock.

          You’re one sick homo

          KKK

          • David

            Back 4 more, petey?;)

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            gay pete

            that dildo is always in your ass and what you call a wife the rest of the world calls a fag in a dress.

    • Classy Country

      wait aren’t devout Muslims supposed to be cleaner and more “sinless” and “holy” I’m embarrassed to see some of this words. ??????

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        classless cunt

        Us Muslims are the most moral, decent and tolerant people on Earth.

        you need to shut the fuck up or you’ll get an IED rammed up your pussy and set on fire as a Ramadan pre-show.

        • redneonlight

          *fuck*???

    • jack meoff

      hey-abdu–do muslim women take it up the ass–i know the men do but what about the women

  • Gay Dragqueen Pete

    I would so dock him so hard.

    KKK

  • Sand lizard slayer

    Red neck bitch

  • Alissa DiCarlo

    Hooooolllyyyy fffuuuucckkk! She’s goooooorrgggeeeoouuusss!!!!!!!

  • N.R.B

    amazing what you can do with photo shop these days isn’t it?

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    I would NOT let her “tube” me……I’d MAKE her do it……

  • White boy

    Yo why u all hatin on her she ain’t done nothin wrong fucking dicks

  • anonymous

    u white boy are the same fucking person ever time just leave it alone cus we know its all fake anyway

    • White boy

      Stfu u cunt go suck on ur mums dildo just tryna make a point cunt

  • Abdul Rasul

    Brother Abdullah

    Gay Pete and Moshe Jew are indeed gay as a 3 dollar bill. Lets just thank Allah they are giving each other aids and will soon die. Hopefully not before the Islamic take over.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Brother Abdul

      I agree. I hope both them homoqueers stay alive so us Muslims can kill them.

      However we must employ the fire bomb so as to keep their AIDS from spreading.

  • Abdul Rasul

    Many apologies Pete I could not help but call you gay it just would make so thrilled if we could do anal together sometime soon.

  • aghmed

    That ring is Taylor’s sphincter which was removed after a night of rectal ramming by my trouser cannon. She has another tight anus now, but after yet another breakup with her tiny peckered boyfriend she will come back to me for another plowing.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I want her vaginal fluid all over my face, in my hair, in my mouth.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I think vaginal fluid is my favorite thing in the world.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Sometimes Ill fuck some lucky guy on Sunset Blvd or Hollywood Blvd or Wilshire Blvd. just to get something hard into my vagina. I wish I could stop myself but I can’t help it. I’m so addicted to sex. I have to have it, just have to have it. I need to insert something in there whether its real or a toy. I need help. I’m so fuckin’ messed up. Help me or fuck me or both.

    • Your mom

      Give me your email and I can make that happen.

  • Taylor Swift

    Oh u guys r so religous and islamic just admit u guys think im sexyy

    • Word of wisdom

      I side with the alligators.

  • Farzan The Wise

    She can fun now, but taylor will be pleased to wear a burka after my massive Iranian cock has stretched out her vagina and anus.

    • Classy Country

      Again, You are the infidel of your own religion, I would not even talk like that.

  • Destroyer of Islam

    Prepare to die Muslims.

  • Abdul Jackhole

    Aladeen aladeen!

  • Chingiz Khan

    Hear one, hear all!

    Christians are masochistic paedophiles.
    Muslims are homosexual animal-sex practitioners.
    Atheists are wife-pimping fence-sitters.

    Chingiz Khan is the one true liberator of the world.
    Kneel before the one true emperor.

    He shall rise again, soon, and we will expose the pretensions of all sissy butt-boys. With the sword and spear, and cock; not with words.

    Mongolia RULES!

  • Taylor Swift

    Harry Styles sucked me every night

  • Taylor Swift

    Suck my tight little pussy

  • Taylor Swift

    Just jk, my pussy isn’t tight bc I fuck a different guy every day

  • SealTeam6

    Bunch of faget camel jockey cock suckers! Shut the fuck up, get off the computer, and get back to work at your fucking 711… If all of you put together had half a brain, you’d still only have half a brain. Eat a dick. We got sadam. We got Osama. And if you bitches ever tried to rise up like you’re always saying, we’d get you, too…

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      suckedsixdicks

      you got Usama and he got 3000 infidels and 72 virgins.

  • http://www.idc.com Jayden :)

    Amazing body either way :)

  • Classy Country

    Hmm, not impressed with the muslims. Shame though. They were gonna be fun target practice in my backyard.

  • Farzan The Wise

    Assy Country

    Go back to that truck stop you sell your ass at and leave this fine Muslim site alone. You may not be impressed by us, but it won’t matter when a pious man of Islam is standing over you with the AK-47.

    Suck that homo

  • Sup nigga

    Firsties!!!
    Well that was awkard

  • jake

    I would fuck the shit put of u to taylor i would make u come bagging for more

  • The West rules the World

    That tube is Abdullah the buttsniffer’s roid ring it’s for his fat ass after having large Dildos shoved up his ass all day.

  • Assad Hariri El Mahmud

    Silence you filthy diseased vermin westerner!!! You will have your tongue cut out and fed to wild dogs.

    • The West is the Best

      Asshead homo El Mudman

      Pussy muslim gay bastard Cutting your tongue out would be a punishment you could not deal with because you no longer would have your tongue to lick Abdullah’s ass with..

  • infidels rule

    You Muslims sock cock and are pond scum, you limp Dick homos

  • Farzan The Wise

    Infidels Rule Male Anus

    You have disgraced Islam for the last time. Me and a team of Iranian soldiers are on our way to your gloryhole as we speak. Soon you will feel the hoof of a powerful Muslim man’s fine camel stomping you to death

    Allahu Akbar !

    • The West is the Best

      Fartzan the Filthy

      Know one In the Mighty USA wants to see you and your homosexual Iranian dancing ass soldiers fucking camels at a gloryhole.

      Stay home it will be more safe for you homos to do your gloryhole camel shows in your country.

  • Taylor Swift

    I like

  • fuk u muslims

    fuk u pakis

  • Umar the Brown

    Strange. Her breasts are different picture after picture. She must spend millions of dollars on cosmetic surgery. Degenerate whore!

  • bob

    nice puss

  • Secret Friend

    Is there anything this cunt won’t do naked ?

    She is starting to give Victoria Justice a good run for her money,
    although Victoria Justice is an infidel slut who is still in a league of her own.

  • 007

    do you want higher version of photo shop dude?

  • jesus

    we all know muslims think there better than others but they clearly are retarded. they smell, there woman are ugly ass fuck. they want to kill all western infadels but are to busy killing each other in stupid civil wars. well when they stop takin drugs and suckin each others cocks they might realise they dont have much chance of takin over the world. MUSLIMS MUST DIE ! DEATH TO ALLAH1

    • Asshole

      I thought one of your lame-ass commandments was “thou shalt not kill”. Except Muslims, that’s cool. America is the world’s #1 consumer of drugs, and J.C., you’re high as fuck. At least they cover up their women so people can’t make fake porn out of them. Death to Jesus and all you religious scumbags. Keep spreading your message of peace and love and insulting people just because they’re brown. By the way Jesus, you were born in the Middle East. You really are stupid. I’m glad the Romans killed your ass. Why don’t you go resurrect your cock. And Muslims may not be better than everybody, but they’re sure as hell better than you. Son of God my ass.