Taylor Swift Bent Over Nude

Taylor Swift nude

It appears as though Taylor Swift enjoys a day out in the park bent over in the nude photo above.

This brazen display of public sexuality is what is known as “dogging”. Dogging is when sluts like Taylor Swift go out in public parks and have sex with strangers, who are usually crack-addicted vagrants.

The hobos in this park may enjoy violently penetrating Taylor Swift’s nude orifices, but they should be warned that she’ll almost certainly become overly attached to them, claim they are in love, and then write a song accusing them of playing games with her heart.

  • Aradnor


    • Barney Fifer

      Sloppy Seconds Mutha Fuckas

      • JimmySaville


    • motherf*cker

      You are a big motherfucker

      • Zohair – The Good One

        Somewhere, someplace, in a garden in Jerusalem,Israel………there is a Jew, on his knees, copying the exact posture that Taylor above is in.

        Sources haven’t confirmed the name yet…….but they are reporting his initials as M and D……

        Any guesses?

        • jaku

          Moshe Dayan?

          • Zohair – The Good One

            Correct !

        • Moshe Dayan

          Zohair the Correct One

          I believe you are talking about Muhammed and Durka Durka, but it could be me, who knows. I wouldn’t remember much from the past few days, as all I have been enjoying is a ass-banging from Abdullah and Hashim. Anubis promised he would fuck my nasty whore mouth soon enough, so I must practice the jaw dislocation post haste.

          Also, have you seen Abdullah’s father, I was hoping to suck his meat-stick that his son knows so well.

          • Farzan The Wise

            Disgusting jew

          • Zohair – The Good One

            Moist Jew

            It’s good to see you finally owning up to getting ass fucked on a regular basis, but trust me, you have got the names of the perpetrators incorrect.

            Or they might be some other Hashim or Abdullah or Anubis that you’re talking about.

            There are, of course, thousands of people with these names, and it’s easy to see that you are confusing the straight muslim brethren with them

          • US corporal

            shut up the kkk is the best. fuck outta here muslim faggy. now watch me fuck your sista.

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Redneck corporal,

            Go watch the weather channel, milk the ox or something.
            We didn’t ask the opinion and we don’t give a damn for what a country boy has to say.
            Get lost you dumb kaffir.

          • Real Moshe Dayan

            Gay Imposter,

            The only thing you suck is your fathers foreskin. The names are pronounced Anal Abdullah, Homo Hashim and Anal-Lube-His. You are such a dumb loser, you don’t even bother to read my posts.

            Jews aren’t gay unlike the Gangbang 5.

            But I have to let you know that your mother’s pussy smells like a sewer and looks even worse, dripping cheese and shit. I think the bitch has an STD.

            Eat shit and die fagboy.

        • Real Moshe Dayan


          How dare you try to star me in your disgusting homosexual fantasy. A homoqueer muslim dreams of another man bent over, beats hitting the goat again.

          The only time you’ll ever see my ass is when its running fast to get away from you before the 1 pound shaped C4 charge I just rammed up your ass turns you into a shrapnel laden bloody mist.

          My IDF boys are on the way and we’ll show you what the treads of a Mirkava look like…up close.

          Eat shit and die homoqueer

    • swifty

      then im sorry its fake you can see it around the face and her head that face is of a pictureof her speak now tour and jes i am taylor fan

  • Umar the Brown

    Big Fag Pete is now very jealous of Taylor’s Size D poop shoot. He and the Klan homoqueers will now be working overtime in their trailer headquarters to regain his title.

    DEATH TO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!

    • Grand Dragon Pete

      Up the ass Umar

      I have the tightest and cleanest poop chute in the entire south…..thanks to my personal anus cleaner…..aka your daughter. Her tongue is better than a powerful shower head. My ass is so tight that I don’t even take shits.

      Regarding Taylor’s loose ass and pussy…..what do you expect it to look like after being filled with my powerful aryan dong?


      • Abdul Rasul

        Hey Pete I see your boyfriend truefaggot is here. You kkk fags are such pussys. Now run along to your glory hole fag boys there are a couple of black dicks that need to be sucked off.

        Eat shit and die mofos

        • The West is the Best

          Abfool assrash

          It’s Pussies.

      • Farzan The Wise

        Pillow Biter Pete

        The tightest thing on you are the daisy dukes you wear at the Klan gloryhole. You must really turn on the boys when you have them on. Your anus on the other hand looks like a dirty gopher hole, and is as loose as a google boys pants.

        • Real Moshe Dayan


          Fag, how is it that you know what another man’s asshole is like, especially how loose it is.

          This is a confession of guilt boy, you confused Pete for that puta Anal Abdullah whose loose overused ass you fucked hard last night.

          You need to come to Israel boy, it’s the promised land and we’ll welcome you as you come across the border, then immediately execute you and dump your homo ass body into the dead sea.

          Eat anus and die fagboy

          • Farzan The Wise

            Gay Moshe

            I plan on coming to israel jew. To see what’s left of you parasites besides dust after the mighty Iran launches the Atomic Camel into jerusalem. Suck and fuck as much cock as you can jew queer, your end is near.

      • Umar the Brown

        Down the Throat Pete,

        I am sure that your brothers at the in-bred trailer camp think your “poop chute” is the best. They have had their various noses, phalanges and dongafels all over and in it and know it better than anyone possibly could. I bet they even gave you a special award: a Budweiser bottle cap that you proudly wear on your little white hood. How cute.

        White shows up very well on the scope of a Dragunov sniper’s rifle, homoqueer. Also, it reflects heat from your burning crosses and you and your “aryan” retards will be easy to see from at least 1000 meters away.

    • TrueTexan

      Umar the brown-eye, I’m with my fellow Klansman Pete on this one. However, I don’t use your daughter to clean my tight asshole, I use your sister. The entire Klan has taken turns with the beautiful Taylor Swift. The best you have is a she-male impersonator. Go back to fucking your camels you dumb sand google.


      • Umar the Brown

        True Mexican,

        Shut up, you filthy beaner. You missed a spot on my lawn and if you drop another ladder off that truck it is the end for you. Now go eat some more lard and keep dieing of diabetes, you fat kufahr faggot.

    • United States of America

      Although we do not agree with KKK we do regard them as smart citizens of this fine country. Now you on the other had are a dirty sand licker that get anal from a camel. Now you go back to your little cave and start butt fucking the shemales of which are so abundant in you Sand google Country.

      • Kevin Tighes

        Well said…very well said.

        • Umar the Brown

          “Kevin”? What kind of a homoqueer name is “Kevin”? You need to convert to Islam, if for no other reason than you can have a new, masculine name like “Ahmad” or “Saeed.” Kevin…LOL!

          • SpeakNoEvil

            Coming from the one whose parents decided to name their child Umar before they ran off to blow themselves up in the US. Seriously, Umar? Oh no, everyone run from Umar!

          • Umar the Brown

            Now THAT would be good advice, kufahr pig.

      • Umar the Brown

        “that get anal from a camel.” What? What are you even babbling about? This site is for big boys, homoqueer. You need to go home to mama and have her clean your ass, because we Muslims do not put up with idiocy for long before we strike back ten fold. Say you are sorry and leave.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Brother Muslims

    Be cautious of approaching that big pussied bitch from behind.

    Her pussy appears large enough to hide an infidel Tow missile and I’d hate for one of my Muslim Brothers to die from a sneak “pussy launch” before he had a chance to kill her with the AK-47.

    • Abdullah’s Father

      The only thing you need to worry about approaching is my enourmous cock, Abdullah baby. We missed are gang-bang appointment last night, but while your sleeping I will be sure to fuck you silly. No need to wake up, I will let your tight sphincter do all the work.

      If you see cum on the sheets honey, know you have my permission to lick it up.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        fake asshole who sucks his father

        the only enormous cock you ever had was when you sucked off a donkey in Tiajuana.

        • SpeakNoEvil

          Like your mother? Or was that your father?

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            sucks big peckers

            shut up fag or I’ll bust you in the mouth with a hatchet and end your run as glory hole queen.

        • mow

          abdullah the shit cunt

          get that dirty rag off ur head and you might be considered a human being! you scum bag muslims are the absolute bottom of the food chain! my best mate died trying to take you fuckers out and he got a fair few before he got blown up by one of ur pussy ass hidden bombs! i honestly dont see the point in ur muslim ways, fair enough ur women are so butt ugly they need to cover up, so u reduce urselves to nice gay bum sex with ur brothers and that! all in all you are a dirty muslim shit cunt, and i’m disappointed that ive actually spent this much time writing!

          useless, gutless, dirty, camel fucking bunch of cunts

          thats what muslim should say in the dictionary


  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    She is clean and spotless……because even my goats refused her….

    • Imam Khalid

      I never pegged Taylor “Not-So” Swift as an anal bleacher.

      Well, live and learn, I guess.

    • The West is the Best

      Dick in mouthwa

      Thats because they don’t want to cheat on you.

  • Farzan The Wise

    That is the same position that gay perv Humpsmen is in everynight for his google boyfriend. Although I’m sure Humpsmen has a way more stretched out asshole.

    • Henchman

      Well here we have it, actual proof that Farzan Fucktard is a major homo. Here he is, dreaming fag fantasies of me and a filthy google. It’s plain and simple, Farzan likes gay google sex and apparently stretched out anuses. 

      Well, let me tell you, I ain’t a major pud tugger such as yourself, I’m completely straight, so don’t send your homo signals to me. The Klan has had enough, and this faggy appeal is the last straw. Soon you’ll be tied to the back of a pickup truck and dragged half to death across the road, only to look up to see the barrel of my .44 magnum(a gun, not cock, homo) right before I put a bullet between those retarded crooked eyes of yours. 

      Also, it’s possible you could just die just by runnin’ outta the muslim gloryhole screeching “Allahu akbar!” until you finally trip on those frilly night gowns that you Muslim faggots wear so that you accidentally stick yourself with your “scimitar” and die hilariously before the klan can get to you. 

      Either way, you’ll be in homo hell with the devil, so enjoy the demonic anal, you faggot. 

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Brother Farzan

      homo henchman says he ain’t gay but the homoqueers of california who elected him queen of their annual gay pride parade say otherwise.

      • Henchman

        Abdullah Fucks Fags
        Shut up you big homo. I never even been in california(too many niggs) but it seems you have some affiliation with the homo pride parade.

        You ain’t gonna receive another warning. Just a bullet. Also you’re ugly muslim face looks suspiciously like a dog.

        • Farzan The Wise


          Speaking to brother Abdullah like that has now gotten you a death sentence. You will be stoned until dead and then drug through town by a camel. You do not scare us Muslims with your pathetic threats. Mentally challenged 16 year olds like yourself should stick to coloring books and slobbering on the family dog. Leave the big boy talk to us. Now go put your helmet on and grab your favorite coloring book before you hurt yourself.

          Eat shit queer


        • Abdullah The Butcher

          Homoqueer bitchman

          Your mother stopped at the Mosque last week wanting to join a harem so she could get some Muslim trouser python.

          I ain’t saying she’s ugly but you don’t see too many women who wear a flea collar and eats alpo.

          • Grand Dragon Pete


            I ain’t saying you’re gay, but you don’t see too many straight men sucking cock and getting bent over the hood of a toyota truck while being gagged with their own underwear.

            Ha. That was a joke. I’m saying you’re a big fucking homoperv.


          • Abdullah The Butcher

            gay pete

            What you said was a recount of your latest kkkqueer activity.

          • Henchman

            Fucktard The Homo
            Fag Dullah
            Both of your homos need to get your tongues outta each others asses. This ain’t Oprah, which I’m sure you have been watching, so stop kissing each others asses. Fag Azz, shut you homo, you couldn’t kill a homo, much less then a packing klansmen with enough firepower to blow a hole through that ugly dog face of yours.
            Ab-Dick-In-Ass, my mother, a 10, wouldn’t step near a Muslim gloryhole, unless she brought a grenade launcher, then you homos wouldn’t have the time to zip up your gowns, much less run outta there.

            Fuck off queens, you’ll get the mighty hammer of the Klan soon enough.

          • Abdullah The Butcher


            I agree, your mother is a 10…..she gang bangs 10 googles at once and then lets you suck out the coon jizz from her flabby puss and ass.

            its no wonder you’re a fag….with a mother like that


    I guy that I have fucked several times, Ron Jeremy, is dying at an L.A. Hospital. I feel bad. He was nice, and had such a big dick.

    • Farzan The Wise

      Fuck that disgusting jew. I hope he’s in miserable pain. Soon he will be in hell where all jews belong.

      Death to israel


      • Umar the Brown

        Brother, you are indeed wise. May Allah continue to bless you with such noble wisdom.

  • Jake

    The end of an era. He was real famous. Everyone knew who he was, absolutely everyone.

  • The West is the Best

    For a skinny bitch she has a huge pussy and asshole

    • Abdul Kiar

      She’s a whore,both holes get used a lot,what do you expect ?

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Well it is a nice pussy but Im not sure where a dick could go in there once it was inside ya know? I mean Id strap a dildo on but Id be afraid to tear the poor thing up.

  • Kevin Tighes

    The head isn’t even connected to the body at all. In fact it looks like someone just layed the head down on the ground next to some kneeling chick.

  • Anubis

    The hick slut Taylor is really taking a chance prostituting her offensive naked butt up in the air like that. That position is quite common trait for beaner illegal alien skanks who often do that for taco money and to create more anchor babies to burden the tax payers even more.

    What if google ape kwame spots her? That big ugly gorilla would grunt, pass some smelly gas, then hop over there on his knuckles at the chance to get some white pussy.. Her sinful orifices will soon be reeking of diseased google ape spunk.

    She needs to don the burka and summit to Allah before it’s too late. With douche bag Gayan on the prowl as well, her anus would be the prime target.

    • Tyrone shoelaces

      shud up bizzatch we prowd niggas r tire of ur gay muslim ass fuckings. iz be fuckin dat ho taylor as she is won hot skank. wen iz done fuckin her then I pu my gators up yo ass but den I gotta leav em. so I gess u owe me new boots bitch.

      get yo smelly arab azz outta ere befo i get me gat an bust a cap in you smelly brown ass.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        tyrone turd-tosser

        googles stink so bad that they set off smoke detectors.

  • cowbulls

    I hope all you guys get some of her. The story is she has icicles and cobwebs in there. The good news is even if all you pencil dicks get her there will still be a few virgin inches for me.

  • pussyman

    Love to stick my 12 inch dick in her pussy

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      So would I but mine’s plastic. It squirts though.

  • Hajim The Driver

    Ughh!! These infidel women such as slut, whore and singer; Taylor Swift cannot just simply flaunt their American Asses in the sky like that! Perhaps she was showing father Osama? In that case, this is undoubtedly fine. Perhaps next time she will make Father Osama blink by showing some of her slaved puppies!

  • Saladeen

    Alissa DiCarlo you is one skanky mofo cum whore. Man you is fuckin’ one nasty ass bitch. I would not put my dick in your pussy even with a hood. And man I can’t believe you let that ugly old mofo ron Jeremy get in your mofo pussy. That is fuckin’ nasty!

  • Eddie Cheeves

    Alissa DiCarlo is a Jew name. I hate the motherfuckin Hebrew motherfucks.

    • Miley fucks goats


  • Mr skin

    Somehow this site is funnier.

  • Abdul Kiar

    Taylor needs a good swift kick in the ass.

    Her slutty pics make me want to vomit.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      If you want to get yourself off, watch me at cluballyssahall.

  • Dar al Harb

    For her to be in the position of prayer and presenting herself in this impure manner will not be tolerated! For Allahs sake I will punish this whore with my pillar of islam!

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  • Sexual Predator

    “Yoga” …

  • sexgiver

    she’s just begging for cock to get inside her

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Im begging for cock inside me its been nearly a week!. Can anyone of my brothers help?

  • non muslim

    2 thngs
    1. i dont get why all u musims treat porn, and naked celebs like a bad thing
    2. thiis is the hottest pic yet

  • Jorge

    Fuck you, of course its Taylor.

  • Lol

    This is a feak pic of her. Most off the pictures off celebrities on this site are fake

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      You’re a fool. The photo is authentic. That’s why Taylor is upset. Her boyfriend sold the pic to the tabloids.

  • Vin

    Wow that ass looks fucking tasty

  • Anonymous Benefactor

    I find it sad.
    Muslims are always getting picked on nowadays because of their so called violence and inhumane behaviour. When the Muslims then get pissed off like they should, you have to wonder where it all comes from. Oh wait. It’s the motherfucking Muslims who criticize Gays, Jews, Gay Jews, Christians, Women, Black people, most likely Asians too and Women. If you dumbasses stopped hating on everything that isn’t Muslim and fucking enjoyed the world, maybe Muslims wouldn’t be thought of as one of the worst/most violent religions on Earth.
    And also, I’m not black, but by calling people googles, aren’t you too offending you black Muslim brothers in Africa? Or are the blaspheming the fuck out of you religion because they’re black?
    Goddamn idiots.

  • mow

    abdullah the buttmuncher

    you really have too much time giving other people shit, when, to be honest, you are just a dirty scum bag sand google! fuck you, and ur pointless religion, you pricks are worse than hitler for fuck sake, at least he admitted he was beaten and not strapping bombs to kids for revenge!


    nuff said

  • Scarlett Johansson

    Hey taylor, wanna scissor or sumthing,
    i have a dildo we can usee, what do ya say?
    maybe a lesbo 3some with others

    • racheal mcvey

      That would be amazing

  • Tj


  • I’d hit that

    I wanna fuck her so hard