Taylor Swift Attacks John Mayer Over Kinky Sex

Taylor Swift John Mayer



A few months ago we broke the story that John Mayer was planning on having kinky sex with Taylor Swift. Well it looks as though we were right. John Mayer did all sorts of unspeakable acts to Taylor Swift, and then kicked her to the curb like any self-respecting man would.


Of course Taylor Swift lacks the modesty to keep her affair with John Mayer to herself, and instead has written a song about him. Here is an excerpt from the lyrics,


“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.”
“It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.”
“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine.”
“You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can.”


Wow Taylor Swift is sure making a big deal about that one night of ass to mouth f*cking John Mayer gave her. Obviously she loved it, but she needs to move on and not catch feelings for every guy who gets her in bed and takes a dump on her chest.


Taylor Swift needs to stop romanticizing so much, and she’ll be a much happier degenerate Hollywood slut.

 

  • eze

    Hey bitch. you’re career is over now that your fucking every whore in sight.

    • Osbama bin Biladen

      I know not which infidel you insult, but I agree and will explain why.
      If you were referring to the infidel Taylor Swift, then I’m sorry to say that her career is not over. Her career will continue until either the Jihadists stone her or America develops good taste in music (more harmonic minor scales from piccolo sorts of instruments would at least help it to sound acceptable to the jihad). Sadly, I fear that Jihad will stone Taylor Swift before she repents. Nonetheless, this is cause for celebration, as is every stoning righteously undertaken by Jihad!
      As for John Mayer, I don’t know where to begin except that his attempt to appear “wholesome” while still writing a song called “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and being unmarried makes him a terrible example. He is an infidel Zionist agent attempting to push the boundaries of what is acceptable in the already morally inferior country of America. He writes boring songs and attempts to push them as wholesome, and that is a crime worthy of death, not to mention that he is setting the bar even lower for “wholesomeness”.
      STONE THE INFIDELS (or ship them to Tikrit, where a certain butcher is waiting)!!!
      Death to enemies of the Jihad, and to all a good night!

      • Abdulla The Butcher

        I say ship them to Tikrit!