Taylor Swift And Katy Perry Are Lesbians

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Well it is pretty much official now. These pictures clearly show that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are lesbians, and that they are madly in love with each other.


We were the first to break the story that Taylor Swift was a lesbian, and I do not think anyone is surprised that Katy Perry is gay, I mean she did write that one song after all, you know the hot and cold one, lesbians are notoriously temperature sensitive.


Now all our suspicions about Taylor Swift and Katy Perry’s sexual orientation have been confirmed. Look at these pictures of them dyking out in public. Straight women are catty by nature and would never spend time with another female unless they were sexually attracted to them.


Straight women are always in competition for male ejaculate, so they can not get over their fear that another woman may steal their opportunity to receive a man’s seed. As abominations to nature, lesbians do not have this fear and thus can enjoy the company of another woman as Taylor Swift and Katy Perry clearly are doing in the pictures below.


Yes Taylor and Katy are most likely passionate lovers, who are probably together naked exploring each other’s bodies as we speak.

 

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  • Annoumus

    I already knew Katy Perry was a lesbian, but Taylor Swift was a bit surprizing

    • BD

      katy perry has a boyfriend

    • Mealane8

      You can’t seriously believe the garbage you read on Celebrity Jihad, can you?
      Honestly… Just because Taylor and Katy give each other what appears to be a “welcome” hug in public, people are saying they’re lesbians?
      Thanks for your time!
      God bless!

      God is LIFE!
      Life begins at conception!
      Fetuses are merely unborn infants!
      What many hear called “abortion” is in reality infanticide!
      Jesus Christ (the Son of God) is Lord and Savior: He died for our sins!
      Thank God for His blessings!

  • missy

    Yah right! A HUG does not make them gay!!!

    • Jabbar ibn Husayn al-Mutrah

      Yes.

  • BHO4LIFE

    I always knew that Katy and Taylor were close, but now it is confirmed. This comes on the heels of Selena Gomez, Taylor’s now former lover, was deported to Mexico when she couldn’t produce I’d in the parking lot of a AZ Home Depot. As you can see Taylor, T-Streets as she is known to her MS-13 gang affiliates, didn’t even wait for Selena’s side of the bed to get cold before letting Katy slide in between the sheets. I just got word that when word of this reached Selena in Mexico, she fell of her burro, El Rapido, and began weeping uncontrollably. After she downed a few tamales and a plate of flan she only had this comment “Mi Corazon, Mi amor es vamunos!” Whether or not Taylor still cares for Selena, no one knows, but her. It may be that part of T-Street’s MS-13 initiation she is required to bang as many hos as possible. Only time will tell.

    • TheJihadisDead

      What the fuck is “vamunos!?

  • leah

    dude these pics are old as hell and theyre not lesbians u fucking retards. gosh if u seriously believe this shit ur stupid

  • whatthefrenchtoast?

    ok this is all a bunch of bullcrap. a hug doesnt make two girls lesbians. if so then sorry guys but practically every female out there is a lesbo….. you people are complete idiots for writing something so obnoxious and ridiculous as this. get a life and stop spreading your putrid shit everywhere.

  • Josh

    That was the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Pure comedy gold.

    @leah and whatthefrenchtoast: IT’S A JOKE!!!! How sad and pathetic are your lives that you can’t laugh at what is obvious satire?

    • Josh the 1st one

      Its not a joke if it is its the worst one ever whatthefrench is right your wrong if you think this was a joke( they tried to make it but failed big time…not even a little funny) I can make a joke about how i did your mom last time but if no one is laughing its not a jokes….

      whether its a joke or not they are making accusation that aren’t even there so please tell me where the jokes because I love to laugh now waste my time correcting you.

    • Ava

      You believe that bullshit. I mean you cant think that everything you see on the internet is true!

  • who?

    they are not lesbian

  • Anonymous

    do you really expect people to believe this? kinda looks like you didnt even try to make it SEEM real. But even if they were, what would be the problem with that? they have the right to be if they so choose. gladly, they’re not, so looks like i still have a shot with taylor lol

  • James Dean

    What’s the fuck are you talking about?
    Are you crazy? Have you ever have a hug with your friends?
    Such a piece of shit! I can’t image how fucking gossip you can take here!
    I think that you are Lesbian or Gay, because only that you will love saying another people is Gay.
    I think you had better shut this fucking web page.
    Damn you!!! You, son of the bitch!!!

    • Mealane8

      Well, I’d agree with you if it wasn’t for the “Damn you!!!” remark.
      Thanks for your time!
      God bless!

      God is LIFE!
      Life begins at conception!
      Fetuses are merely unborn infants!
      What many hear called “abortion” is in reality infanticide!
      Jesus Christ (the Son of God) is Lord and Savior: He died for our sins!
      Thank God for His blessings!

  • Seleno Gonads

    I figured Katy Perry was the straight one…I thought Taylor Swift was the lez.. Hey Maybe Taylor turned her huh?…oh well..hopefully boobs are contagious and Taylor will grow some. Poor Selena…She’ been dumped!

  • TomPier

    great post as usual!

  • tiffany

    no really okay katy perry maybe she is lesbian but why r u so stuck up like this if any two girl celebrities hug then they’re lesbians o my god u r sick

  • Troubledminded

    U should c the pic I got of them 2 getn crazy naked fighting over some white gurl(coke).

    P.S. Cock Tease

  • Mr. Victoria

    Neither of them are lesbians…

  • LulFail

    HAUSHAUSHAUS how can a hug make them be a lesbian WOOOTTOOOTOTOTOOTOT?!?!?!?

  • emily

    i dnt believe that u guys r elesbian

  • theheadchimp

    emily
    Do you have trouble typing a readable sentence? Dumbass……….does elesbian mean they strap on an elephants trunk?

  • Abdulla The Butcher

    The infidels who have been posting here in recent months have been the shittiest of the shitty. Niggers and wiggers with their niggerese; stupid bimbos who can’t spell worth a damn; homoqueers and lesboqueers; whores; lazy mexicans; sneaky jews; cow loving hindus; and all sorts of drunken assholes. In other words, the subhuman population.

    Emily is a prime example of the stupid cunts, who post here, thinking anyone gives a damn about the gibberish they type out. She puts the sub in subhuman.

    I look forward to the day of revolution, when I can help my fellow jihadists rid the world of the filthy kuffars.

    • Mealane8

      God is LIFE!
      Life begins at conception!
      Fetuses are merely unborn infants!
      What many hear called “abortion” is in reality infanticide!
      Jesus Christ (the Son of God) is Lord and Savior: He died for our sins!
      Thank God for His blessings!

  • Rachel

    I don’t see anything in these pictures that says they are lesbians. Two people can give each other a hug without it meaning they are sexually involved.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      rachel the dumbass jew

      I guess you can’t read lips, otherwise you would be able to clearly see that they are planning a later hook-up.

      I will interpret for you….dumbass.

      In pic two Taylor said: “Do you want to come over to my place after you’re finished at the studio?”
      In pic 4 Katy said: “Sure…if you promise to eat my pussy….like you did the last time I was over.”
      In pic 7 Taylor says: “We’re gonna “69″ until our tongues are numb!”
      In pic 8 Katy says as she walks away: “I’m gonna fuck that bitch every which way but loose.”

      The proof is there; Taylor and Katy are raging lesboqueers.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      • Mealane8

        There is NO proof that either one of them said any of this. As for you, why won’t you just stop posting “sub-human” comments?
        Thanks for your time!
        God bless!

        God is LIFE!
        Life begins at conception!
        Fetuses are merely unborn infants!
        What many hear called “abortion” is in reality infanticide!
        Jesus Christ (the Son of God) is Lord and Savior: He died for our sins!
        Thank God for His blessings!

  • Samnatha Atkins

    Really? I know lots of women who are straight who act like this. And what the hell do you care anyway?

  • cylone

    I cannot differentiate the better pussy between two

  • OnlySaneMan

    Guys, this is SATIRE! If nothing else, look at the following line:

    “…I mean she did write that one song after all, you know the hot and cold one, lesbians are notoriously temperature sensitive.”

    The absurdity of the piece, however, seems to be lost on all the commenters.

  • RALAMAELAIS

    it’s bcause 2 girl are making a hug that it says they are lesbians

  • KP_lover

    yall r lunatics!!!!!! just cuz they hug, dont mean they gay!!! think of the little girls who want to be just like those very talented singers-your crushin their dreams!!!! if i were you i would stop postin LIES!!!!
    i sooooo disagree!!! yall r haters…….