Taylor Swift And Conor Kennedy Break Up

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Taylor Swift Conor Kennedy break up



It is official, Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy have broken up.


The couple started having trouble when Conor learned at recess that girls are notorious carriers of “cooties”. Rather than risk contracting this feared affliction, Conor ended things with Swift when she came to pick him up from the bus stop.


Conor was shaken up by the break up with Taylor Swift (who he affectionately referred to as “Mommy”), but after downing a juice box and watching some cartoons he seems to have moved on with his life.


Taylor Swift on the other hand will no doubt be dwelling on the relationship through poorly written song lyrics for the next few years.

 

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  1. Qwerty says:

    Touch me!!!

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  2. Nazim Khan says:

    I am sure that kennedy saw taylor nude on celebjihad and decided to leave her for good.

    What can you do huh..

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  3. Imam Kahlid al-Ashari says:

    Taylor Swift is a goofy looking infidel slattern. I bet even her stinkhole has a ridiculous overbite.

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  4. Mr. Nutts house of Jihad says:

    Something wrong with this bitch. Clingy, bitchy and more than likely hovers over you 24/7.

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  5. Charles.U.Farley says:

    and I should give a Fuck why????????

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  6. Abdullah The Butcher says:

    Taylor looks much better as a brunette….but I would still shoot her on sight with the AK-47.

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  7. Umar the Brown says:

    What a strange girl she is. She is obviously possessed by a djinn and thinks that living in this fantasy world of “Camelot” where drunken Irish Presidents cheat on their frigid wives with herpes infested bimbos is something to achieve.

    She needs to be impregnated by a virile Muslim husband once every 18 months and forced to stay at home with her new brood of strong Muslim children. That would straighten her out.

    That and a few beatings here and there. Well, eventually there will be a few. At first there will be many, but that’s a honeymoon for you.

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  8. Grand Dragon Pete says:

    Conor k looks hot in this pic. His long hair is good to grab wb and force his head over my cock when he’s on his nees. Maybe he will join one of my glory holes this year

    Kkk

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  9. Ali Baba the camel trader says:

    This girl must have seen more penis than a toilet in an NFL stadium…

    Honestly,she must be possessed by some Djinn…She goes to one man,fucks him till all the semen in his balls get exhausted and then she moves to another….

    I think we should capture this bitch and make her my fifth wife so that she can never get tired of my ever youth cock

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  10. Abdullah The Butcher says:

    taylor has a pic of “yosimite sam” and the words “back off” tattooed on each mud flap…I mean pussy lip.

    I guess this was too much of a distraction for that “fancy pants” asshole to put up with when eating her meat pie. this is a good lesson for that hillbilly slut: stay with the alabama boys. They’re used to cow pussy and would think she has gold between her legs.

    Ha…anyway its big enough for a gold mine.

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  11. mayhem says:

    muzlim dicks fuks old camel’z asssez

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  12. The west is the Best says:

    He stuck his face in her pussy fro the first time and ran screaming from her foul odor never to be seen again.

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    • Grand Kleagle Otis says:

      You finally said something that makes sense. Not bad for a useless mud race mongrel queer-o-sexual like you.

      You’re still going to get the noose when the Klan finds you.

      Burn in Hellfire, mofo.

      KKK

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  13. The west is the Best says:

    @ Grand Beagle Otis

    You best not be talking to me boy

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    • John Grande says:

      You better not be talk to my boo Kale west i least or i will find you and fucvk you in the ass with my teensy cck mofo.

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  14. bobby says:

    he, now that she broke up, i can fuck her

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