Taylor Lautner: “Twilight Is Bigger Than Jesus”

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Fresh off the success of Twilight: New Moon’s box office success, Taylor Lautner did not mince words when describing the film franchise as “bigger than Jesus” and “1000 times cooler than some pesky Jew god in the sky.”

Twilight: New Moon is like the crucifixion and the resurrection all rolled into one,” said Lautner. “Jesus Christ ain’t got nothing on this movie.”

Lautner, who went on to call the pope a “wack-ass Nazi bitch,” also suggested that teenage fans of the film should stop going to church.

Added Lautner, “Church is for losers; our fans should all worship vampires and shit.”

 

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  1. Tracy says:

    This is bullshit….Taylor would never talk like this. Why would you print such lies. FUCK YOU!!!

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  2. amira deloach says:

    taylor is so sexy and fine i just want to have sex with him

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  3. Kelsey says:

    Omg This Is So Fake, I Agree Taylor Would Never Say Anything Like That. Get a Life Bitches

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  4. Anonymous says:

    Taylor would NEVER say soemthing like that EVER. Whoever wrote this article is both insensitive to Taylor and people of the Christian religion! And another reason why Taylor would never speak like that: He’s a devout Christian himself!

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  5. jenniferwiens says:

    that is mean that you think twilight is bigger then jesus because everyone knows that jeus is bigger then twilight.

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  6. Elizabeth says:

    taylor would never say that. they just put that becuz john lennon said once that the beatles were bigger than jesus. they just copied that. a few wks after ohn lennon said that he was shot and killed.

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  7. a whitey says:

    LOL. i’ve never seen a celebjihad pull in this many stupid asz noobs. Good job!!

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  8. IamLegend says:

    not even a little bit funny, hit on the Lord & go straight to Hell!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Egger says:

    Distastefull prank. Site blocked

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  10. Vronsky Bawole says:

    i think you are wrong. you are blowing up something lies. i believe taylor laurent never talk like that !! just watch your steps buddy !!

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  11. D-Mini Williams says:

    This has to be the most distasteful, classless, BS I’ve seen on the internet in a long time. Question: In what interview or magazine did you get this from? Where are your resources, because seeing as he’s a devout Christian and all, I need some proof. This is beyond sad. You may be an insensitive, atheist non believer, and that’s fine. That’s your own prerogative. But putting your shit in the mouth of someone else so your dumbass opinions will be heard, that’s pathetic. I know some of you may be laughing at me for getting so pissed, but he doesn’t deserve shit like this just because he’s successful, and I hope you laugh yourself all the way to hell.

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  12. The Dude says:

    LOL..priceless and.to all the moronic “twi-hards” that are offended by this: please pull the sticks out of your asses and chill..

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  13. The Ultimate Homo! says:

    Where does Allah fit into the stack ranking? I always thought it was The Beatles, Jesus, Allah and then maybe Elvis or something. Oh, and James Cameron had that one year. Now we have to work New Moon into the list? Christ, it’s hard to keep up with this shit.

    The Ultimate Homo strikes again!

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  14. womenaredumb says:

    ahahahah I love how all these dumb bitches are getting upset over twilight.

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  15. Steph says:

    U liars!!!! I’m taylor lautner’s biggest fan and i know him like that back of my hand; he’d never say something like that!!!!

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  16. Kelly says:

    Wow, some people are so incensitive. I love Taylor Lautner, and do you want to know the biggest reason why? BECAUSE HE IS A CHRISTIAN! Taylor doens’t even curse like that, why would he say that to a stupid tabloid like YOU?

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  17. tanya says:

    wow i agree this tabloid is really rude, and im an atheist! plus i thought taylor said he was catholic, well i guess what do i know about rreligion really but i still think that was really heartless of the person who rote that and trying to make it seem like taylor lautner actually said that. they need to get a stinkin life, really.

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  18. soso says:

    this is BS! taylor lautner is a devout catholic

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  19. soso says:

    and fyi to everyone being a catholic is the same as christian. catholics and protestants are christians | they both believe in christ

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  20. Cher says:

    This is crap. Taylor Lautner would never say this EVER! Why are u posting such bull? Taylor is a devout believer in Jesus Christ. What the heck…

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