Taylor Lautner Responds To Push Up Challenge

Taylor Lautner

Closet queen Taylor Lautner is involved in a legal spate with Brent McMahon, who owns McMahon’s RV in Irvine. Apparently McMahon’s RV was supposed to deliver a customized trailer equipped with fainting couches, plush rugs, and 6 bidets, for Taylor Lautner to use as his personal dressing room during the filming of his new movie.

However, McMahon’s RV ran into trouble finding enough ostrich feathers for the trailer’s tickle station and had to deliver the trailer late to Taylor. Of course Taylor Lautner promptly threw a huge diva fit when his precious trailer had not arrived on time, and immediately contacted his lawyer to file a lawsuit against McMahon’s RV.

Earlier this week Brent McMahon suggested that they settle this lawsuit like men and challenged Taylor Lautner to a good old fashioned push up contest. Reportedly Taylor Lautner has declined the challenge citing his sensitive wrists as the reason.

Though Celeb Jihad has learned that Taylor Lautner may be issuing a counter-challenge to Brent McMahon. Taylor is reportedly thinking of challenging Brent to compete in a serious of events to settle the lawsuit. They would include seeing who can walk the farthest with a quail’s egg in their ass without breaking it, who can sing the most songs from Roger and Hammerstein musicals, and who can suck the most c*ck in an hour.

Brent McMahon has yet to respond.

  • Fat Housewife

    Well, I guess I could understand. If I ordered ostrich feathers and they came late, I’d throw a huge fit, too. Oh, wait. I did order ostrich feathers, and I did throw a huge fit because they did come late! I also ordered about a million other things and they all came late. Maybe… I think I’m going to throw a diva fit against UPS now, except that I doubt they f****** care and I should probably just order a movie from Netflix; they always come on time and I could use some ice cream fodder to cool my temper

  • ella

    man he is the hotest guy in the whole world and i love his 6 pags keep on the workin

  • Vic

    I can not believe what you guys are saying here . You`d sell ur mom for a sweet gossip and you probably already did . You sir are borderline retarded with some serious morality issues . Peace out ! L8rs

  • Fat Housewife

    Vic, I’ve viewed this website enough to know that the Qu’ran supports the sellig of one’s mother. The most important thing about women to these people is obedience, which seems to mean that women are supposed to be slaves. None of the usual muslim enthusiasts have attacked you with a correction yet, so just know that mother selling is not against any doctrine here, which sometimes makes me relieved that I’m not raising Muslims. I somehow feel as though I won’t have much respect from them when I’m doing their dishes and cooking their food. It’ll be nice when I can get vanilla ice cream and not have it stolen on the first day, though.

  • wrong

    omg hes so fit :O and dont call me a homoqueer im a girl :L