Steven Spielberg is a Jew




CelebJihad.com has learned that Academy Award winning director Steven Spielberg is a Jew! Our seven-month long undercover investigation has confirmed that Spielberg, who is currently warping up post-production work on HBO’s World War II epic “The Pacific,” is a member of the Zionist-criminal cabal.

While details are still sketchy, we can only assume that Spielberg, like all Jews, is heavily involved in the trafficking of Palestinian organs. And while we have no hard evidence at this point, we must also assume that Spielberg dines regularly on the flesh of Muslim babies, which Jews consider a delicacy.

We will have more details on this shocking revelation as they become available.

 

  • lilmama

    WHAT WRONG WITH JEW’S….(IM NOT ONE) BUT WHATS THE BIG FUCKEN DEAL?????

  • Kadabr

    I guess this is supposed to be funny. I also guess you are a start-up and like any other failure you try to grab traffic by posting shit and hope to be paid for clicks. Another guess is that none of you morons ever went to college and are bent on overcompensating.

    But heck, if all “Jihadists” are that dumb and self-amused than I guess the world really does have nothing to worry about. Carry on, losers.

  • Kadabr

    Oh and Spielberg rocks, of course! Bring on Pacific and War Horse!

  • Salam

    This isn’t funny nor is it relevant. What did you or any of your readers gain out of this?

  • JJ

    Lighten up you uptight asses! Do you really think people believe Jews find Muslim baby flesh a delicacy? It’s a friggin’ joke. It shows by exaggeration the silliness of it all. BTW, if we were making “white men have no rythym” jokes or the like there would be no problem.

    • HeyWhiteBoy

      It’s spelled Rhythm.

      You fail.

  • Gillian

    Have you completely lost it??? not only racist but also super stupid!!!

    • damn it

      It’s mocking a religion, not a race, and it’s obviously meant to be stupid, not serious.

  • Catalina

    Yes, they are trying to be racist and also super stupid. (READ THEIR DISCLAIMER!) [eyeroll] Who let these trolls (CelebJihad) publish a website? IMO, it’s not a good thing to be teaching people that it’s all right to be offensive as long as you offer it up as “satire”. NO ONE should be laughing.

  • Dead Ed™

    Us amateur film-makers sure have it tough.

    I mean, Steven Spielberg spent millions re-creating the Holocaust in “Schindler’s List”, and he gets showered with acclaim and umpteen Oscars.

    Me, I lock a bunch of Jews in my garden shed, gas them to death and post the footage on YouTube, and what happens? I get sectioned indefinitely under the Mental Health Act.

  • CelebJihadisgay

    SO WHAT IF HES A FUCKING JEW WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU ASSHOLE??? THIS IS THE KINDA ATTITUDE HITLER HAD YOU FUCKING NAZI

    • gay

      I like how you bad mouth them for being bigots by calling them “gay.”

  • Dead Ed™

    Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project – an action-packed docu-drama about famous composers starring top movie stars (hey, it’s possible. If they can make a movie starring fictional characters from literature books of Bram Stoker, Robert Louis Stevenson, Oscar Wilde, among others (“The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen”), then a movie about composers who actually existed isn’t unimaginable).
    Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present.

    Spielberg strongly desired the box office “OOMPH” of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

    “Well,” started Stallone, “I’ve always admired Mozart. I would love to play him.”

    “Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano,” said Willis, “I’ll play him.”

    “I’ve always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes,” said Segal, “I’d like to play him.”

    Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. “Sounds splendid.”

    Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, “Who do you want to be, Arnie?”

    So Arnold opens his mouth, and says “I’ll be Bach.”

  • ethan

    ARe you people stupid? This whole site is from a jihadist perspective

  • Km

    uh, whats wrong with jews? I’m not one but it isn’t very funny because I don’t understand what it means that he eats babies and stuff. lol

  • Theonlyvoiceofreason

    I can’t seem to figure out how so many people can’t realize that this is a joke site. They’re not making fun of Jews, they’re just making goddamn comedy. Get over it.

  • Dead Ed™

    نها اكتشفت مؤخرا أن الأبحاث يسبب السرطان لدى الفئران المختبرية.

    • Osama Bin Laden

      Wow, this is the most awesome site ever, I will visit every day from now on damm,,,

  • Dead Ed™

    وإذ تشير إلى جميع ايرلندا هو لحم الخنزير بسبب وجود المادة السامة المسببة للسرطان في الخنازير… تخمين للمسلمين واليهود أن تهرب من رصاصة.

  • Dead Ed™

    Ireland is recalling all pork because of a cancer causing toxin in the pigs…
    Guess the Muslims and the Jews dodged that bullet.

  • THE WATCHER!!!

    WOW,you gys are obviously slow,and idiot,and clearly not Americans.this ffar from neworshocking news.his last name says it all

  • THE WATCHER!!!

    WOW,you guys are obviously slow,and idiot,and clearly not Americans.this far from news or shocking news.his last name says it all