Star Wars Lost Deleted Scene Uncovered

Star Wars deleted scene

As everyone already knows the “Star Wars” movies were analogies for the righteous Muslim struggle against the evil Jewish empire. Hell even Darth Vader became a major mouth breather and probably sucked at sports once he joined the “dark side” (aka became a Jew).

The one thing that always bothered me about the Star Wars movies was the Princess Leia character. Talk about a mouthy female! I always wished they would have cut all her lines and put her in a burka. Her flirtation with Hans Solo would of been just as good through the fluttering of her eyes, and maybe a soft giggle.

Needless to say I was very pleased to uncover this lost scene from the original Star Wars movie in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. This is an important scene that really adds another dimension to the characters. Mainly Leia as a subservient woman and Luke as a normal man.

Star Wars deleted scene

It is just unfortunate that Luke did not climb down and give Leia a “that a girl” smack on the ass. However, I guess with CGI they can always add that in later.

  • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

    Service with a smile, if only all western women behaved so correct.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful ,Assalaamu `alaykum waRahmatullahi Wabarakatoh!

    It is plain that the transformation of America, from a country of men, to a polluted cesspool of homoqueers, was engineered by non other than…..the dirty jews.

    It took 3 generations for it to happen….but America went from a country where women were just one step away from a burka….. to the present…where they are all whores.
    And how did the evil jews do it?
    With their filthy, perverted and Godless movies.

    But all hope is not lost…..once Islam takes over America and puts the brakes on its uppity, slut women….all American infidel males with a brain will rush to Islam….and embrace the teachings of the Prophet (PBUH)

    When that happens….the days of women driving cars, working outside the home, drinking alcohol, having sex outside of marriage and having lesboqueer lovers will be over.

    Then america will finally be a decent and Islamic place to live.

    Rejoyce stupid american kuffars…the hour of your liberation draws near!

    • Camel-Provider

      Go find yourself a goat to fuck already.I would haven given you one just to shut you up,but since you can see,i only deliver camels i’m sorry,once my business expands i will try to take on camels too.Go to abdul on the corner of 4th,you know who i mean,he might have some fresh new goats for you to stick your little ali in.

  • Luke Beerdrinker

    after i blow up the death star i’m gonna nuke iran

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      The only thing you’re going to blow is your homoqueer boyfriend.

      • selena gomez is hotter than victoria justice

        is that why your girlfriend looks like chewbacca?

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          dumbass mofo

          A “girlfriend” is a western idea; it allows men and women to act married when they are not. It is immoral.
          We don’t have girlfriends in Islam; our marriages are arranged, which means we have wives.
          We also buy women to be our personal sex slaves….we call them concubines. Since they belong to us…we do to them as we want and Allah is OK with it.

          But, if we Muslims did have girlfriends; I’d rather have one who looks like the infidel beast chewbacca….than be a homoqueer like you….who sucks on the cock-a.

          Suck on it homoqueer….suck it dry….but then again, that’s what you homoqueers do.

          ALLAHU AKBAR

          • FoxTrot

            I can’t take you guys seriously. “homoqueer”? Seriously, that’s your insult? You are the most delicate internet troll I’ve ever seen online. (note: look up what a “troll” is in relation to the internet not the literal word) You sir are a cartoon of a human being and have made my evening much more hilarious, thank you. :P

            P.S. In all seriousness, why are “slutty women” such a bad thing? You still get to do whatever you want and you dont have to pay anything, that’s just good business. Maybe it’s cus’ you still wouldn’t get “any”, but hey, I don’t know you, so maybe, maybe not and if that is the case, go learn how to. Realistically if someone isn’t hurting anyone by doing what they are doing, then what’s so bad? If someone’s attitude, behaviour, personality, likes/dislikes, religion, race, or fucking favorite colour makes you so upset, then you are the one who has the problem not the other way around. As those crazy westerners might say, “You’ve been served!”.

          • Open the Scroll

            Fox fucker, I hope you catch AIDS from one of your slutty women-aka- the local glory hole tranny.We are a growing force in your country and soon Sharia law will be felt by the google’s, gerbil smugger’s(check the mirror on that one ) your western whore’s and more importantly the bagel eating,land stealing hook nosed,penny pinching Jew’s your Godless country allows to influence every media facet. I hope to drop Plymouth rock itself on your entire family.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            fox turd

            Slutty women are an abomination because they make it impossible to know who is the father of whom.
            In the degenerate west, all of your women have become whores; the worst being the secret whore. Just wait you stupid asshole…..One day you’ll be in the hospital delivery room waiting for your son to be born…and out will pop a half-beaner or half-google.

            Lets see how much you like slutty women then.

            In the meantime shut the fuck up you retard.

  • dumbdullathesandnigga

    abdulla, so you tell the world over and over how you like dick no! eh, so you like to blow your homoqueer boyfriend, don’t shoot”, just telling you, so o.k why god? can’t say allahhalalahh, and you don’t get virgin when you die no! whyyyy? one thing we know is real is you are nasty homoqueer no! so don’t shoot” why? o.k so boyfriend chimpshit the one you say you like to blow, whyyyy? so .o.k i go now maybe i come back, and shoot you in the face over and over, or your boyfriend can swing away from your dick and rescue you no! just saying so, o.k i stop shotting you in face for now maaayyybe i come back so why, whyyyyyy??

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You’ve sucked so much cock it has destroyed the few brain cells you were hatched with.

      You are the homoqueer invader and you talk homoqueer sex and you are the king butt pirate.

      Do not try your evil jew styled truth manipulation on this site.
      we know a homoqueer when he shows up…and you mofo are a homoqueer.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      you are also a dumbass, nonspelling, google.

  • Abdullah the Wookie


  • Open the Scroll

    This whore of Babylon is not fooling any true Muslim, she fails to wear a veil to cover her sinful face in public and is dressed in a mocking white burka provided by Jew hollywood while touching alcohol .She will pay dearly when the mujahideen enforce jihad on her ass

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Assalaamu `alaykum Brother

      Once we rid the Earth of jews and their heathen flunkies….there will never be another movie where an un-burkaed bitch handles alcohol to a heathen with sorcerer powers.

  • dumbdullathesandnigga

    hey brother i said beffore my english so so , you stupid gay man., so please get back to topic no! o.k so don’t shoot” all the crazy talk brother you stupid no! this troll site no! openthepussy, boy talk dumb shit no! he take the roll opend for too long time to close gay boy.. you must love D&D roll play and put on silly costume no! you funy gay man. o.k i go now so maybe i come back…

    • Open the Scroll

      Spic/glory hole fan, take your dick out of kess ihktak and airy fic. My brethren, this ibn il sharmota will pay dearly for his blasphemy

    • Anonymous

      da fuq is wrong with DnD? Faggit
      Our country is full of whores because the media tells women to dress as such. Personally, I live in the woods and have no television – I need no jewbags in my home. My wife is given leniency but knows her place all too well. If you faggits learned to spell and learned some grammar and punctuation maybe you’d have a chance at us FREE INDIVIDUALS who don’t bow like sheep half a dozen times every day. As it is you can barely steal a car over here without a dirty jew (who needs a shower.. if you get what I mean) pulling you up on charges.
      Good luck with your invasion of Florida and California – to the other 48 states those two are a joke, and full of the true sinners who make media which plants false impressions of the US in their minds eye. If America was really like the movies, don’t you think we’d make movies about other things? where is the fun in going to the movies to see something you can sit outside and see? And save the money for a beer.

  • dumbdullathesandnigga

    so why you stupid gay men never stay with topic no! o.k just wondering brother don’t shoot so maybe i go now,, better if you don’t come here you fall off track brother you can’t stay the topic why? who cares brother bout allah no! it’s all lies not real and you get zero virgin when you die stupid gay boy.. so about starwars i go now drink cold beer so maybe i come back shoot you gay boy’s in face again ..

  • dumbdullathesandnigga

    o.k i come back, i think i have answer for why you like this troll site o.k so don’t shoot” just saying you like having face fucked no! because you get it every day gay boy . o.k now i go.

  • Mr. Ree

    It’s well known worldwide that muslim men have short penises, abuse their women, and suck the cocks of goats and pigs. They’ve behaved this way for 2000 years, so feel no need to change their behaviors now. “Praise Allah!” is what they garble when swallowing a load of animal jizz.

  • Stormin Norman

    So that’s how Luke used to buy booze when he was underage. He got Obi Wan to force mind fuck the guys at the counter of the liquor store.

    Obi: You don’t need to see his identification.
    Store Owner: We don’t need to see his identification.

    Obi: He can buy all the Colt 45 he wants.
    Store Owner: He can buy all the Colt 45 he wants.