Sonny’s Boner For Daughter Chastity
In a moving display of maternal support Cher has donated the preserved penis of ex-husband Sonny Bono to daughter / son (whatever!) Chastity, to be used in her upcoming female to male sexual reassignment surgery.
At a press conference in Los Angeles this morning Cher revealed “After the skiing accident I had Sonny’s remains preserved in cryo-freeze, in the hope that someday medical science would come up with a cure for being mashed to a bloody, mangled pulp after impacting a tree at 80 mph. But when I think of Chastity’s upcoming surgery, I cringe at the thought of just any old schlong being grafted on to my precious little he / she.”
“I initially had great difficulty in accepting Chastity’s coming out and wasn’t really there for her like a mother should have been, but at this enormously difficult time in her life I will be with her every step of the way. I think it will be a great comfort for her to know when they put her under, that her daddy’s wiener will be waiting for her when she wakes up.”
“It’s a beautiful thing really. All three of us will be reunited as a family in a way we never could have dreamed possible a few years ago.”
Its very very sad enough that Chers only child/daughter is a very over weight lesbian but to top it off Cher is giving her, her ex husbands penis???????????????????????????????
This is rediculous and totally revolting. Shes messed and messing with Gods creation.
I wouldnt like to experience where shes going at the end of time cause it isnt nice.
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thats mine above
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Then don’t need to strap on a cock to her/him to play for Green Bay.
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Ewww, another ugly DUMB BITCH liberal.
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i’ll bang her big sexy ass ummmmmmmmm
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Fred can give Dead Ed head.
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this article i think may have crossed a line in grossness. not that there are any here but thats just weird and gross to even joke about
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