Sofia Vergara Wears Stylish Half-Burka Swimsuit

Sofia Vergara took time off from starring in the hit ABC show “Modern Family” and scrubbing toilets to vacation on a beach in Australia wearing a stylish half-burka swimsuit in the photos below.

It is great to see that Sofia Vergara is being halfway decent in these swimsuit photos. Us Muslims will be sure to throw half the normal amount of acid on her for being just a halfway whore.

Of course you can leave it to a lazy Mexican like Sofia Vergara to do things half-ass like this. Sofia should make up her mind and either be a wanton Jezebel by fully exposing her sinful curvy feminine body, or do the right thing and hide it away under a burka. There is no middle ground, as the Qur’an is very clear about the wickedness of any exposed female flesh.