Sofia Vergara Tweets Swimsuit Pic

Sofia Vergara swimsuit

“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara recently tweeted the above photo of herself in a stupid looking swimsuit.

The Qur’an is very clear that tan lines are a blasphemy against Allah, so to ensure an even skin coloration women must be covered tits to toes by an Islamic approved burka at all times.

Thus Sofia Vergara has greatly offended Islam by wearing this horrendous tan lines swimsuit. If our Muslim palaces didn’t have so many bathrooms to clean we’d have wiped Sofia and her fellow Mexican amigos off the map a long time ago.

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    • Mohammad Mohammad Mohammad

      how ’bout a ‘first’ in your mother’s vagina you stupid infidel
      I’m sure that, even colombian, Allah would bless sofia vergara for those titties and her latin american ass

      • Kwame

        This pic is old news. How bout something from this year.

        • Kwame

          You are not me asshole. You are a imposter. Stop pretending to be me. Do I have to change my name again?

          • Kwame

            I forgot to mention I like to diddle Abdullah the Butcher’s asshole with my tounge and stick my finger down his penis peehole.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            koon kwame

            you like to sneak up behind monkeys at the zoo and scare them so they throw shit into your mouth.

            you googles will do anything for a free snack.

          • White Knight

            Imposter Kwame

            Learn how to spell ( tongue ) if you are going to pose as someone…..oh wait…you were posing as a google, so I guess you had it right with the misspelling in the first place… bad.

      • Imam Kahlid

        She’s a Mexican whore.

        Colombian is some liberal sociologist’s PC speak for it’s subspecies.

  • Lycan

    Fuck you, ya Jewish cunt.

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    She could avoid tan lines by tilling my poppy fields whilst nude…….

    ….it is very secluded….so no offense to Allah would be made…….

  • Griffin

    Stop fucking around you stupid Durka Durka

  • Einsam

    jizz In my pants

  • Kwame

    Look at this old white bitch trying to act young. Honey your a geezer. Go change your depends.

  • Johnny Rotten

    That picture was taken in Mexico City, you can see the hotel that she works at as a housekeeper in the background.

    • Word of wisdom

      A classic for a mexican maid (at day) : when the customers are out of their suite, they borrow their clothes and take photos. This swimsuit belongs probably to a random 79 years old jewess named Mona Goldstein.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    That ugly mexican slut sofia is a crime against the eyes.

    she looks like a manatee wrapped in a potato sack.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    This is so fuckin ridiculously hot. God she’s gorgeous!!!!!!!

  • Umar the Brown

    This infidel needs to be wrapped up…and slipped into my harem at night, so that my other four wives do not find out that I have a new favorite.

    By The Prophet’s Beard, this woman could give a cactus an erection.

  • Alissa DiCarlo

    I want to go to a sperm bank with her and she we can choose sperm together and she could carry our baby and we could get married in one of those states that allows gay marriage. Just my dream

    • The West rules the World

      Allwhore Dickinass

      Your a nightmare My dream is your head and a 2×4.

  • Delos

    Sounds like quite an adventure.

  • jumana

    Its all homos and dykes on this mofo site.

    • White Knight

      Not true fuck face, but if it was i’m sure you would fit right in.

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  • Moshe Dayan

    Is there no end to the beautiful Jewish women that inhabit these pages. My 9 inch circumcized is lookin her up.

    Eat shit and die mofo

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I hate it when I’m on my period. It’s the only time I don’t feel like having sex. I mean I do have sex anyway but its a pain. I don’t do porn on my period. There really isn’t much demand for the messy stuff. One of my girlfriends likes to go down on me while I’m menstruating. I think she’s kinda crazy though. I wouldn’t do that I don’t think.

  • Donna

    I admire you Alissa.

  • Cal

    Alissa DiCarlo you’re a disgusting pig.

  • FuckMuslims

    Fuck Islam you fuckers

  • FuckMuslims

    Fuck Islam you fuckers