Sofia Vergara Tweets Swimsuit Pic

Sofia Vergara swimsuit

“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara recently tweeted the above photo of herself in a stupid looking swimsuit.

The Qur’an is very clear that tan lines are a blasphemy against Allah, so to ensure an even skin coloration women must be covered tits to toes by an Islamic approved burka at all times.

Thus Sofia Vergara has greatly offended Islam by wearing this horrendous tan lines swimsuit. If our Muslim palaces didn’t have so many bathrooms to clean we’d have wiped Sofia and her fellow Mexican amigos off the map a long time ago.