Sofia Vergara Tweets A Thong Pic

Sofia Vergara thong

“Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara just tweeted the above photo of herself taking a siesta by the pool while in a thong.

Sofia Vergara must be having a flashback to her days in a Tijuana brothel were she would use her big brown ass in a thong to entice the gringo Johns.

However, Sofia Vergara needs to remember that she is in America now, and she is being paid to scrub toilets not laze around the pool taking photos of her butt ripping rancid taco farts. Perhaps Sofia Vergara should be sent to work in the lettuce fields until she learns a proper appreciation for her role in society.

  • Me




      I want to make this announcement: Team America was accepted in our Firsties Select Club. This is official now.

      The process was difficult because he had to renounce to his homo practices. But after a lot of weeping and desperate cries he accepted our conditions.

      Welcome bro!

      Note – If you have a relapse you’ll be kicked out and we’ll deliver you to those barbaric Muslims.

      • Team America

        Firsties fag

        I will never join your gay little band of retards so enough with that stupid shit. When you made a post impersonating The Reaper, you posted almost immediately proving without a doubt that you are the homo impersonator. The Reaper and his boyfriend Abdullah are more than capable of making themselves look like fags, they do it all the time and don’t need your help.

        America! Don’t tread on me!

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          team homoqueer

          Us Muslims knew you’d be first at the glory hole….which is code for “firsties club”

    • The Reaper


      You can suck my cock if I may moterboat Sofia Vergara’s Ass.

      • The Reaper

        Go on Abdullah…….
        SUCK IT.

        • Team America

          Mmmmmm! May I and my many gay ass personalities play, too?! :)

          America! Home of the Free!

          • The Reaper


            FIRSTIES FAGS are not allowed.

    • Annoying is back

      Pew!!! pew!!! pew!!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    sofia’s big ass could hide an industrial sized pressure cooker or a medium sized toyota truck.

    Either way, she could be useful to the Jihad. However, I don’t know if they make a burka big enough to cover her fat ass…but they do make plenty of big tents.


    • Imam Khalid

      This fence jumping chalupa muncher’s ass is fat enough to deport all them illegals in the US back to Mexico and Mexico Jr. aka Cuba on it/

    • Imam Khalid

      Also, I think she captured this pic on her Obama Phone after she found out she’d won 100$ of taco shells and her application for an EBT card had been approved.

    • Imam Abbas

      Brother Abdullah

      That isn’t a thong in her ass – that is the unfortunate remnant of the rodeo clown she sat on. The only reason she’s smiling, according to our resources, is because that according to Sofia, having an entire rodeo clown up her ass made her “feel funny”.

      That whore should be either stoned,or buried in the desert up to her chin.

      Allahu Akbar!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        Brother Abbas

        Perhaps now the gerbils wont be lonely.

  • Ayeree fee wij imaak

    abdullah your mom is so fat, that when I pulled her knickers down to her knees, her ass was still in them.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      asshole fee imaak

      When Us Muslims pulled your mother’s bloomers down, we saw that she was swinging a nutsack and a tiny infidel dong…..after we stopped laughing, we kicked his ass for being a tranny.

      It’s no wonder you’re a fag.

      • Ayeree fee wij imaak

        I’d love to be reincarnated as a muslim girl.

        I mean, imagine how cool it would be to have a moustache at 5 years old.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          anus licking dog

          I’ll tell you what ain’t cool—-your dirty sanchez.

  • jeremiaha

    i wish the thong was smaller

  • Umar the Brown

    Nothing surprises me anymore with this whore.

    She does Brother Durka’s work for him.

  • josh

    celebjihad sucks dick

    • Team America

      No, I and my many faggoty personalities (Whitefella, Blackfella, THEMADMEXICAN, Osama Bin Fartin, Dancing Boy, etc) are the ones who suck dick around here.

      Oh and Moshe Dayan, too.

  • Thatathiest