Sofia Vergara Topless Middle East Photo

Sofia Vergara topless



Sofia Vergara poses topless while working in the Middle East in the photo above.


The orange crop in Tikrit has been particularly robust this year, so us Muslims have brought in Mexican day laborers like Sofia Vergara to help our women with the harvest.


Of course Sofia Vergara and her Mexican compadres can not be trusted to not steal the oranges to sell on the side of a Los Angeles freeway, so we force them to work topless. Then when her shift is complete Sofia Vergara’s every orifices is repeatedly and thoroughly examined, so as to ensure that no contraband oranges are being smuggled off the work site.

 

  • Secondies

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        • Rod Jones

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          • ALISSA C DICARLO

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        • Jake

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  • The Bomb

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    • Abdullah The Secret Nigger

      The nipple on our right is saying “Quaaaaaid start the reactor!”

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  • Abdullah The Butcher

    sofia has the tits of a mountain gorilla.

    • Team America

      Abdullah the butt-butcher

      And you’d prefer to fuck a mountain gorilla. Their hairy backs remind you of Muslim women.

      Eric’s! With liberty and justice for all!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        team homoqueer

        The closest I ever came to fucking a mountain gorilla was banging your mother at the Mosque last month.

        • Team America

          Abdullah the Butt-butcher

          So you fucked a mountain gorilla named “Mother” at the gay bar the Mosque. I hate to be the one to tell you this but that was a dude. You fucked a hairy guy who calls himself “Mother”.

          America! With liberty and justice for all!

          • Grand Dragon Pete

            Strong American

            Much of your comment was spot on…..at least until the last line.

            In America……only us aryans have liberty…..the coloreds and homos have nothing but a death sentence and the right to be slaves to the superior race.

            And they do get justice…..whether its the noose or the electric chair.

            KKK

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            team big queer

            No, that hairy guy who calls himself “mother” is your daddy.

            Your mother (gorilla woman) told me all about him and how he butt-fucked you into gayness when you were 6 years old.

            She said he left her for some fag named “pete” after he busted your brown-eye.

          • Team America

            Honorable Grand Dragon Pete

            When our forefathers wrote:

            “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

            They didn’t bother to add, “but only if you are white”, because it was obvious and didn’t need to be included.

            When we state:

            “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

            There is also no need to add, “but only if you are white” because it’s obvious and should immediately be implied. I hope this clears things up.

            America! With liberty and justice for all (but only if you are white)!

          • Imam Abbas

            Brother Abdullah

            Team Tranny’s mother was also his sister, until his brother peed in her. There are several generations of incest of which Team Tranny is the progeny of – which partially explains his retardation.

            The part of his retardation is due to a long untreated case of syphilis (not to mention AIDS).

            Allahu Akbar!

          • Imam Abbas

            Team America says:

            June 6, 2013 at 12:32 pm
            Honorable Grand Dragon Pete

            When our forefathers wrote:

            “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”
            ==================================
            Team Tranny

            When the American forefathers wrote that, they certainly weren’t thinking of a sick transvestite man-whore like you, who sucked the hog of former GOP Senator Larry Craig in an airport mens room stall.

            You aren’t equal to the camel-turds dropped in the desert by this mornings caravan, and the more honorable men who founded the United States would’ve turned your disgusting homo-queer ass over to the British, just to be rid of your special brand of vermin.

          • Team America

            Jizz whiz Abbas

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            America! With liberty and justice for all!

      • gAymerica

        America is such a homo country and u are the biggest proof of it

        • Team America

          Gay American wannabe

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          • gAymerica

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          • Team America

            gAymerica

            Thank you for the information. I have to admit, I was not aware of the fact that such a country existed so I did some research and discovered these interesting facts about your nation.

            Gaymerica is a small country situated between Saudi Arabia and Iraq. Over centuries it has been invaded multiple times by both neighboring nations usually at the same time. The double penetration usually results in Iraq entering in through the northern opening also referred to as “the mouth” and Saudi Arabia entering through the much harder to penetrate southern region also referred to as the nations “backdoor”.

            The countries main exports are gay porn and gay pornstar Abbas Al-Assan. Its main imports are butt-plugs, anal lube and aids medicine.

            It is the birth place of Abdullah the butcher, Hashim, Imam Khalid, Imam Abbas and many of the other Muslims on this site.

            It has a large population for a small nation estimated over 10 million although, this is considered a gross over-estimation as most of its inhabitants are crazy delusional psychopaths who blow themselves up for their false desert God, Allah.

            The countries original flag featured Islamic prophet Muhammad sodomizing a child but was considered controversial when it was discovered that the child was a girl and not a dancing boy. The nation then changed its flag to resemble the American flag but with an extra star and stripe in an attempt to fool the rest of the world into believing it wasn’t a completely pointless shithole of a country.

            The country is consider completely insignificant and is omitted from most world maps.

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            Act as muslims and troll the hardest they can in the comment section, without having to worry about getting banned or reported for making threats about our stupid country!

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  • mayhem

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  • moshe dayan

    What a disgusting shot of that tranny Homo Hashim with his surgically altered face and saline bag DD tits. Thank God it isn’t a wide angle lens used otherwise we would have been forced to see his puny 2 inch penis and shaved nutsack.

    The mere mention of that imagery has brought a bile taste to my mouth. Gotta go puke now…

    Eat shit and die mofo

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Loose Caboose Moshe,

      The only thing I see altered around here is your ass after your twelfth butthole tighten operation.

      Also: I’m listening to your pet dunkey heehawing for you. It’s dick sucking time, you perverted homo.

  • Umar the Brown

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      • Chrissy the Lesbian

        Alissa

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        • ALISSA C DICARLO

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  • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

    She is wise to advertise her wet-nurse wares on a site filled with holy muslims who each have four wives and 10 children per wife…..

  • jeremiaha

    nice… i thought her tits were a little bit smaller than those

    • Jimmy

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  • Team America

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    • Jimmy

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  • wtf

    I would definately fuck her

  • Kaley Cuoco

    I’m never featured on the site anymore. It has given me a complex :-(

  • America Fuck Yeah!!

    This is funny!! Your serious accusations against a fake picture. See there is a computer program called photo shop. Now i’m not surprised you haven’t heard of it, I wouldn’t sell my program to sand niggers either.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      No. This is entirely au natural ;-)

  • derp

    they are natural when pigs fly

    • The Reaper

      Dork

      They are natural you pig fucking dipshit.

  • Eli

    Lies. This is not Sofia Vergara, it is a photoshopped picture of Priya Rai

    • Jack

      Nice, you knew Priya by her boobs.

    • Jack

      Nice, you knew Priya by her boobs.

  • Al

    She is not Mexican!!! She’s from Colombia!!

  • ALISSA C DICARLO

    All Spics are Mexican.

  • ALISSA C DICARLO

    Mexicans are scum.

  • ALISSA C DICARLO

    I hate Mexicans.

    • Ali

      Muslims are gay little terrorist

      • fuckin alissa c dicarlo

        you are a sun of a bitch
        muslims aren’t gay pepole like u are gay

  • BlackGuy

    I just seen an angel.