Sofia Vergara Bikini Photo Shoot From 1998

Sofia Vergara bikini

It may be hard to believe but at one time many years ago “Modern Family” star and old Mexican whore Sofia Vergara was something of an attractive fertile woman.

As you can see in the bikini pictures below which were taken in Miami in 1998, Sofia Vergara use to have all the makings of an adequate concubine. It is just a shame that back then Sofia chose to spend her days sucking off TV producers until she finally landed a sitcom, instead of taking the righteous path by traveling to the Middle East and serving in a powerful Muslim’s harem.

One can only imagine how Sofia Vergara’s life would have been different if she would have embraced her destiny as a Muslim spunk receptacle back when these bikini pictures were taken. However, there is no doubt that she would be infinity better off if she had.


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  • The Twelfth Imam

    Truth be told, we the Christian man, are punk-ass, bitch-ass cowards, and that is a reality that we should wear proudly.

    • Team America

      Twelfth Rim job
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      • ThatGuyWhoAgrees

        I agree with everything you say.

      • The Twelfth Imam

        Here it was I who saved this nigga from an ass rape by them Aryan muthafuckas

        • Ali Habib Kahn

          Twelfth google in line at the welfare office.
          The only things you saved was last nights leftover Fried Chicken and Watermelon.

  • PercyDovetonsils1

    She’s gorgeous. Maybe I’ll switch.

  • I hate fat chicks

    Who’s the fat chick?

    • Kyke KIller


      • shockdoc

        Kite Killer,
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        • Kyke KIller

          Getting shockered all day,
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    • Team America

      I Lick fat chicks ass cracks.
      YOUR MAMA.