Shakira Upskirt Vagina Slip

Shakira upskirt



Pop star Shakira shows off her stinky Mexican vagina in the upskirt picture above.


As you can see, Shakira was shaking her famous donkey butt over a camera when her nasty dark as night sperm hole slips out. Clearly Shakira staged this upskirt vagina slip for attention, as her brand of electronic mariachi music just isn’t bringing home the burritos anymore.


However, if Shakira wants to use her vagina to make money she should do it the Mexican way, and shit out a bunch of kids to leach off US government welfare programs. That way she will actually contribute something of value to the world by hastening the end of the heathen US of A, and help usher in a holy Muslim theocracy.

 

  • bobalino

    if by vagina slip you mean shitty blurry picture, your right

  • ObserversDickisaFatwa

    Not fit for my Jeroba…..

    • cocklover

      the only thing fit for your jeroba is a goat’s anus

  • george

    Mexican ur fuckingmom u bastard she is colombian o.k bitch first learn the people nationality then talk.about them , not because u have long beard and like to use a bed sheet as close I am gonna call u terrorist

    • Ali bin Fuqrab

      And i’m going to call you borderline illiterate…

    • Kahlid

      A spic is a spic.

    • habib the assassin

      George or Jorge or Juan.

      Who cares what she is she still has the latina stank pussy.

  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

    Most Americans don’t even know where Europe is. Many think Australia is near Puerto Rico (I saw that in Jay Leno show). For them Mexico, Colombia or Argentina are all the same. In Mexico people speak “Mexican”, in Brazil “Brazilian”, etc.

    Considering the crowd of illiterates that come to this site (they haven’t even passed the picture painting level), no wonder they do not know Shakira is a Colombian whore, not a Mexican one.

    Allahu Akbar

    • Huge Cock Habib

      hashfaggot we know where the middle east is tho when we nuke you sand shits

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Asshole, are you talking to me?

        First you must bend down and look to the floor before you talk to a Muslim, you dumb mofo kafir.

        • Big Pete

          Destroyer of Anus

          Oh, I’ll look down to the floor and speak to you….after I shoot you in the head and watch you fall.

          Suck on that you dumb homo.

          The Brotherhood hates muslims.

          KKK

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            LOL
            “Destroyer of Anus” you say? Thank you. Is that a wishfull thinking by the way?
            I guess so because all you KKK are just fagots.

          • Huge Cock Habib

            Of course im talking to you hashfag kafir.? SPEAK english you dumb iraqi this isnt a muslim dog we know the location of the middle east a nuke will be coming there very soon saying FUCK YOU

          • Harry

            Ye Ham Sab Allahabad ke logo ke liye bhee gaurav kee baat hai, aur khaas taur par aapke liye kyoki aap State Bank Of India ki Allahabad Main brcanh kee 150 year ke mukhya gavah bane hain. Ye shayad kismat hi thee ya Ishwar kee daya, jisne aapko kuch hee samay pahle Allahabad me bhej diya kyoki Iska Gavah aur Udghatan aapko jo karna tha.Aapko bhaut Bahut Badhai Sir.Sandeep singh, Allahabad

        • Big Pete

          Destroyer of the english language

          “Wishfull?”. Try “wishful.” “Fagots?” Try “faggots.”

          God damn. You are one dumb mofo, even for a muslim.

          KKK

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Tiny Pete:

            My first language is not English you idiot. I bet my Arabic is much better than your English (for not saying your Arabic).

          • Huge Cock Habib

            arabic? more like spitting I just wanna shoot any mother fucker who speak that trash language good thing I will never see you hashfag cuz you’d be dead

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            big gay pete

            You have crossed the line infidel.

            It was bad enough for a swine like you to infest this “Golden Dome of the Internet” but when you begin a “homoqueer agenda campaign” and openly tell people to “try faggots”……well that is too damn much.

            When Islam takes over, us Muslims will put all you faggots on trial in Sharia Court and then send you to your graves…with badly bruised skulls.

            Eat shit and die ass-blaster

            ALLAHU AKBAR

    • Jack

      ROFL? You think that Jay Leno stuff is close to a real representation of America? They find a few stupid people on the streets so they can make fun of them. You’re an idiot. Americans know mexicans speak spanish and brazillians speak portuguese, don’t be stupid. By the crowd of illiterates you mean what? Literally how would an illiterate get here and know what half the stuff here is?? FUcking moron

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Jay Leno street interviews represent 90% of American people.

        Shut the fuck up and die (very far from Qatar) you dumb ass.

        • Hashim The Destroyer of Evil

          *dumbass, whatever, who cares…

  • Huge Cock Habib

    fake ass shit

  • Yucaman

    WTF? The Guy who wrote this Wish to leak and sniff that Perfect Colombian pussy..

    • Huge Cock Habib

      som,e faggot name burka burka

  • The Real Huge Cock Habib

    This taco bending whore left my cock smelling like greasy fajitas after I fornicated with her rectum, even after she slurped it clean of my sour cream.

  • horus

    she’s not mexican you dumbass

    • habib the assassin

      Ho’s are us

      So she is a latina and there pussies stink.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    shakira’s extra large (and smelly) mexican pussy has more storage room than the trunk of my 77 cadillac el dorado. The only car made by infidels that is worth a damn.

    • amama mbabazi

      faggot

    • Big Pete

      Ass muncher

      I disagree. Ford makes a damn fine truck. Its perfect for running over niggers, spics, muslims, and homos. You’ll see the tires on it soon enough.

      Suck on that camel cock mofo.

      KKK

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        penis pounder pete

        you only like ford trucks, because you can put a bunch of your dress wearing tranny klans-homo-men in the back and haul them to your ass-orgies.

        Us Muslims call your homoqueer organization, the “gay-k-k”

        Also, us Muslims can tell when you ass-pirates have had a recent “meeting”
        You faggots walk around with skinned knees, bruised lips, and the drug store is sold out of prep-H ass creme.

  • Kahlid

    I wonder if this disgusting smelly Mexican harlot’s greasy legs and cottage cheese ass will shake the same way when I fracture her skull after she’s been judged and found guilty in Sharia Court.

  • Weedmobster

    Wow ur saying shes mexcican when ppl r telling u she columbian …. Wow muslums r so fuckin stupid

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      cocksucker

      all beaners are one kind of mexican or another.

      You just need to shut the fuck up

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Very deep and wise words brother Abdullah (that kind of confusion is unacceptable only if coming from a kafir).

  • Anubis

    Shakira reported back in Colombia that she was less than 5′ tall, some claim she’s a little over 5′. At any rate, this beaner harlot is a short shrimp. She is always shaking her butt cheeks all about to keep her weight down due to her diminutive stature. She figures that by shaking the feces inside her all about, she can take bigger dumps. Unfortunately some of her fans in in the audience sometimes gets pelted with smelly fecal matter, but her fans being low class heathens anyway don’t seem to mind.

    As for her pussy flashing, she knows she’s getting older and her sex appeal is dwindling. Sooner or later singer harlots must resort to showing more cleavage, anus and shaved genitalia to keep up their popularity.

  • Informative

    Her dad is from Lebanon.

    • tiaopiak

      Actually her dad is of Lebanese descent born in NY. His name is Don William Mebarak Chadid.

  • Weedmobster

    Fuck off muslum fags.. Not my prob ur mom whips u when u dont feed the goats… All americans that r seeing this fight back with me against the sand man muslums

    • Kahlid

      Spic, unless you’re here to finish removing the shit stains from my toilet that your spigger mother couldn’t after I beat her bloody for stealing my Coca-Cola, you need to shut your cockhole.

      • green smoker walka

        am fukin sick of seeing all you fukin rag heads talkin shit !! who gives a fuck m8 so why dont you go sit in the corner of the room and pull yaself to some animal porn haha !!! oh and by the way what does you rag heads and apples have in common ?? yous both look good hanging from trees haha

  • Weedmobster

    Fuck u sand man u cant touch me so im not afraid of ur dumbass sand men.

  • habib the assassin

    That Latina whore has one ugly looking pussy man that thing has been fucked and abused with dil dos one to many times and it’s smell is so foul flys avoid it.And her big nasy stinky ass is full of pimples and those shit stain latina stripes that run down tha crack or her ass. she is just a smelly latina pig bitch.

    • Kahlid

      They’re not Latin. They’re not from the Roman Empire nor do they speak Latin.

      They’re Mestizos, spics or wetbacks who are not fit to shovel out my camel stalls.

  • Used to be funny…

    Bitch plz – it’s from 2004 – hence why the quality is shit

  • ZELALEM

    YOU DOESN’T SEEM LIKE .EVEN IF IT IS PERFECTLY NATUURAL YOU WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DO LIKE THAT PUSSY GIRL

  • Clarisse

    Let´s clear this information:
    1. Shakira is not mexican. She is from Colombia
    2. Burritos aren´t a mexican meal too. This is an american invention.
    3. Her music is not Mariachi. It is pop mixed with a lot of different rythms, specially colombian cumbia.
    Why are you so IGNORANT? Buy some books, browse the internet and learn a bit about mexican culture.

    • Marius

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  • Bima

    Works well! It is not obvious, thoguh. Will new users know to click on the yellow bubble or time stamp?Within the thread itself, perhaps you can put the same yellow bubble next to the title of the thread to keep things consistent? Maybe a yellow bubble with a down arrow?

  • punk

    dude your an idiot , shakira is columbian,not mexican, and how do you know her pussy stinks, have you smelled it , {{{{{{{{{{{idiot}}}}}}}}}}}

  • SGT.don

    Sharia law??? I thought I shot all you camel jockey’s back in 04 when I got sent to that shit hole iraq.You yellow fuckers talk a good fight but when the bullets start flying you run like cockaroaches

    Semperfi

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      sgt. asshole

      the usmc has so many gays in it that you assholes will have to change your motto to…simple fag.

      also..I killed many of you butt-pumpers when you devils invaded Iraq. Us Muslims still laugh at how we shot you homos with the AK-47 and RPG

      AL-HAMDU LILLAHI RABBIL ‘ALAMIN
      A’UZU BILLAHI MINASHAITANIR RAJIM
      BISMILLAHIR RAHMANIR RAHIM

  • SGT.don

    Uncle Sam whipped your taliban ass like a bad goat. I shot more of you yellow dogs in the back because you people like to run insted of fight. I brought a copy of the koran home so my wife could use the pages for tampons

  • Rocky

    You al motherfucker . .
    dis is abt shakira pussy, dnt smel dis wid al of ur muslim shit,keep ur shit to ur own ass,or go fuck ur mum asshole
    i bet it is stil virgin
    nw fuck off

  • Jo Jo

    So much anger and hatred in the human race. Its truly sad that all of u guys went on like that over a photo of Shakira. A lot of stars, actresses and singers dress and act inappropriately these day. Shakira is not by herself. There is only one GOD and we are all HIS creation. No one is better than anyone else! Luv all of u guys. Peace.

  • Amin

    I love ur nude style

  • Muslims can go die

    Muslims can go die for all I care. The long beards are des gusting and the women are ugly as fuck.. Of all I know, shakira is way hotter then any of your Muslim nasty looking wives.. So fuck you all (Muslims)

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  • Ario

    I love her pussy , kiss it too much !

  • Zach Alah’s Right hand man

    Praise alah

  • fza

    That is bullshit the sex tape is waaaaay better check it out she sucks very sexily!!

  • HALO101st

    muslims spend so much time playing with their little dicks and getting off to white women that they stand their gowns in a corner at night because they are too stiff to fold.
    Go have another ham sandwich, Abdullah.

  • Lil Foot x3

    Shakira is NOT Mexican, I personally wish she was though HEHE

  • Lil Foot x3

    Not all Muslims are the same as not ALL-HUMANITY is the same as much as we ALL belong in a circle.

  • Trooper13

    Fuck You Muslim goat roping, butt fucking rag heads!! Shot ur asses up and laughed my balls off while you begged for your imaginary turd keeper of the Koran to save you!! All muslims are the trash under society’s feet