Shakira Thong Bikini Beach Pics

Shakira thong bikini

The singing Mexican prostitute known only as Shakira shows off her butt at the beach in the thong bikini pictures below.

The only thing positive that can be said about these thong bikini pics is that at least Shakira wore netting around her waist to catch all the ejaculate (both animal and human) that is sure to have seeped out of her when she got in the water, and would have polluted the ocean.

Of course it was completely unnecessary for Shakira to then wring out the old semen and ocean water filled rag into her mouth after getting out of the water, but she did so anyway.


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  • Beastly man

    Puerto rican pussy taste like doritos and tacos! That’s what i call tasty!

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      The only pussy you’re familiar with is the man pussy, you homoqueer mongoloid.

      • Beastly man

        Man pussy don’t exist mudafucker but i guess that helps you get through the double penetration you receive from the members of the gay squad on the daily!

        Maybe this is why all the members of the gay squad continue to believe that they are straight even after their daily gay activities!

        You bastards are some sick mudafuckers!

  • Imam Khalid of Basra

    So, someone took picture of a silver back gorilla sunning itself and splashing in the water at its enclosure? Shouldn’t this be on National Geographic’s website?

  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil


    The IIS (Iranian Intelligence Service), managed to intercept an e-mail with a picture attached sent by Beasty Ass to a collegue of the Animal Sex Partners Club (ASPC) where he openly talks about the pashion he has with his donkey Jeremiah.

    As you can see, the photo show how depraved this bitch is. No more comments needed.

    • Beastly man

      Nice try Thomas

      Everything would have worked correctly like you wanted it too if I didn’t live in New york city, you stupid shit. Donkeys only exist in those very poor countries like the one you are from.

      Here in new york the only wild animals we let run free here is the muslims that got their green cards. I can assure you that will not last forever!

      Like everything else in iraq, your information, your sources and your proof are bootleg work!

      Nice try Thomas better luck next time faggot!

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Beasty Anus aka Loose Caboose,

        1st – I live in Qatar, a country far more richer than US of A
        2nd – The only unreliable sources were those provided by the Americans about the so called “Weapons of Mass Distruction” in Iraq
        3rd – Muslims don’t lie, you pinhead. Not like you, a lost case of Multiple Personality Disorder.

        • Beastly man

          If muslims don’t lie than i was right all along. You are and everyone else on this website are just imposers! Muslims are fags and so are you!

          Go eat a penis shaped cake and cry your fat ass to sleep mudafucker, because your identity has been uncovered not once but twice today!

          YOU WELCOME!!

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Shut the fuck up, you perverted donkey lover!

          • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

            Shut up donkey boy. No wonder you like watching the infidel show “Hee Haw.”

    • The Reaper

      Mr. Hashim
      Once again the IIS has exposed another American pervert to the world may I also add that he is a known child molester.

  • Gay Jim

    Who is the hottie next to her?

  • Bibendum

    she’s from Colombia not Mexico

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      Them Colombian Mexicans are worse than the Mexican Mexicans.