Serious Repercussions For Taylor Swift And Her Fans

Taylor Swift



We here at Celeb Jihad vow that there will be serious repercussions for Taylor Swift if she dares to follow through on her threat of a lawsuit against us.


We have already reached out to the Iranian embassy to see about filing charges in Sharia Court against Taylor Swift for her egregious crimes against Islam and morality. Of course as everyone knows Sharia law is the one true law, and it trumps any sort of silly civil action Taylor Swift may take in an American court.


Furthermore, we pay good money for a special Internet filter to keep women, Jews, and homosexuals off our holy Muslim website. But in the past few days we have received such an influx of traffic from perverted Taylor Swift fans that it has overwhelmed our filter and interrupted service for dedicated Jihadists looking for the latest celebrity gossip.


So we demand that all Taylor Swift fans leave our site at once and never return! Taylor Swift’s fans are foul-mouthed and ill-mannered (much like their idol), and their taste in music and role models leave little doubt that they are beyond redemption. If Taylor Swift’s fans do not leave soon we will be left with no choice but to issue fatwas against each and everyone of them.

 

  • LoveFearlessly_

    You’re all a bunch of idiots. What did Taylor do to any of you? Just because she does’t act like the women of your culture? What if all Americans decided to attack Muslims because of the way they dress? Just leave her alone.

    • Jay

      …you’re an idiot

    • Amazed

      I’m simply amazed right now, not only has the intelligence level of the average american gone down but apparently we don’t know what satire and sarcasm are any more. This is why people think we are idiots not because of what the average person says but because the average american has become a pardoy of itself from self righteous people who can;t see the forest for the trees

    • Thabestsin

      You are an ass!,,,

    • Scooter McGee

      Bless your heart! Before you stay upset too long, perhaps you should consider that this website is entirely in English, not Arabic or Farsi (Persian) and contains irreverent content that no devout Muslim would likely create. Just the name “Celeb Jihad” should be your first clue. Click on the About button (on the menu bar above) to meet your fictional hosts to this satirical, comedic website: Saudi Jibril “Jimmy” Jihad, Afghani Durka Durka Mohammed and Israeli Marty Platinum. If that doesn’t result in a paradigm shift for you, click on the Contact Us link and read the disclaimer. BTW, are you over 18? :)

    • Scooter McGee

      Oh, and one more thing: Note the date and especially the TIME of your message post(s). All messages post in Pacific (California) time, NOT Al Jazeera time. LOL Are you starting to get the picture?

  • BradJB

    This site is amazing, and funny, it seems to be that people can’t take a damn joke these days has anybody bothered to read this:
    “CelebJihad.com is a satirical website containing published rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, fiction as well as factual information. Information on this site may or may not be true and is not meant to be taken as fact. CelebJihad.com makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.

    CelebJihad.com uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

    CelebJihad.com is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.”
    That is this site’s disclaimer.
    MY real question is Taylor Swift’s camp and herself is really upset over a photo of a girl who looks like her, and are freaking out this much about it when worse has posted on this site for other celebs. like Selena Gomez, Emma Watson, ect. so the real question is “Is it a real photo of Taylor Swift from when she was younger?!” She sure makes it seem like one.!

  • MBell

    Bunch of assholes. How do you dare to TRY to mess with such a nice cristian girl who has done NOTHING? This girl on the picture isn’t even her. So you guys may try to be less stupid and say crappy things about your shit selves.

    • theheadchimp

      MaBell
      You stupid muthafucker what is a cristian girl? Is it a nude hillbilly?

      • islam hater

        what is an islam guy? perverted, rude, disrespectful, dumb?

    • Scooter McGee

      Let’s put the “H” back in Christ, try to be civil and have a sense of humor. After all, that’s what Celeb Jihad is all about.

  • Eff YU

    Hahahahaha do you post perverted pics like this because you can never see your own wives naked? I guess it would be hard when you can only see their eyes.

    • D4N2Y

      Ahahahaha I nearly pissed myself laughing ahahaha

  • Hongyu

    Go hell!Ya motherfucker!

  • Brooke

    FUCK YOU. SUCK A HUGE COCK. taylor swift is the shit, so FUCK OFF.

  • Rod Brewer

    You guys are hilarious, the responses you lads elicit from the Internet going public is exactly what it should be, entirely devoid of a sense of humour or decidedly ignorant. I’m sure if the Internet was present during the Cold War there would be sites dedicated to over the top Communist satire.

  • Taylorfan

    Cmon!!!! Show me the BOOBIES!!!!! LOL

  • ahhgmed

    I shall declare a jihad against these infidels and send my numerous concubines as martyrs against the goldstein, himmelfarb, and jewsteins who dare to represent them.

  • Chris

    I wasn’t sure what to think of this site, until this ridiculous bullshit reaction to a nude picture on the internet. No one would even have fucking noticed it (if it even is her, and who gives a shit if it is), without her idiot lawyers opening their idiot mouths.

    I now give this site two thumbs up

  • angel

    First off, Taylor isn’t foul-mouthed. Neither are her fans. Her fans are only foul-mouthed when see dumb stuff like this. Second off, Taylor has MILLIONS of fans around the world. No one is gonna listen to this website, because clearly it’s pathetic. Also, Taylor is named the 5th celeb who doesn’t ever get in trouble, if she wasn’t a good role model why would she be in the top 5? You’re honestly dumb. LOL get a damn life. Sincerely, amazing fans of Taylor Swift who are “foul-mouthed”.

    • Scooter McGee

      Angel, Angel, Angel. Her fans are not foul-mouthed EXCEPT when they are foul-mouthed? So it’s OK to be foul-mouthed “when see dumb stuff”. You should take a proof-reading course, supplemented with a class in logic. Pretty sad if only five celebrities’ names are on the “doesn’t ever get in trouble” trophy. You lend new credence to the old saying: “If you think education’s expensive, try ignorance”.

  • britt

    Yall are a bunch of idiots and I PRAY that yall lose this site and everything else!!! Yall are soooo stupid…

    • Scooter McGee

      Bless Your Heart, too. y’all is a contraction of the words “you” and “all” and requires an apostrophe between the “Y” and the “A”. Want to try again?

      BTW, y’all are making this one of the most popular sites on the Internet. Thanks for visiting and check back frequently!

  • Angel

    Since you say her fans are foul-mouted, then I have to say you’re a dumb fuck. Taylor is amazing and you’re a jealous hoe. K seeeya.

  • daniel

    the last time I checked, muslims weren’t even allowed to SEE a naked women they weren’t married to. So you are not true muslims for posting nudity on yur supposed holy site! You are as perverted as the ones you are protesting against. Taylor swift is among the best role models out there, and this pic is a total fraud. Seriously if your gonna do celeb news……..make it real or at least believable! As you can tell, I’m not cursing, or daying anything perverted….im nothing like you all

  • fUcKISLAM

    Moralitty? youre the ones who posted the fucking pictures. Fuck muslims. Dont fuck w america well shit on you. Jews r better. Catholics are better. Anything is better… than ILLSLAM

  • Islam is a lie

    YOU guys will do anything to defile a good girl who does not show her body, nor uses explicit lyrics in her music in order to make your site popular. TAYLOR is a good girl. Start talking about your own “role models” and all of the dirt they are doing and have done… GET A LIFE

  • Abdullah

    I am a Muslim and I can truly say that you DISGUST me! I don’t think you are a Muslim because Islam is nothing like you, Islam is pure and you are frankly Garbage. If you were a so-called Muslim then all I can say is may Allah guide you to the true path because trust me you are lost.
    P.S. to all of those who do not know Islam, please be open minded enough to realize that this isn’t Islam. Jihad is not war, Jihad is a struggle that teaches a person to be patient and anti-violent.

    • I slam Islam

      LOL! Islam and Pure! hahahahahaha. Islam is as pure as the shit smelling arabs and their camels :D

      How is it for Jehad, your prophet is a killer and so are all of you, moron

  • so full of it

    You son of a biotch! I bet you are just jelous of us because we act mature and not make rumors. Get some nuts and stop writing this crap.

  • D

    Let me get this straight: Taylor Swift supposedly commits crimes “against Islam and morality,” but it’s alright to post fake naked pictures of women on your “holy Muslim website” for your own monetary benefit? lol good luck winning a lawsuit with that kind of pathetic logic.

  • Britney

    I’m Not a Taylor Swift Fan, I don’t even like her music….but I do have to speak when it comes between right and wrong, and what you are doing is very wrong…

  • Andy

    Hey guys lets be a little more mature here, if you use a little common sense you would realize that this idiot is NOT in any way shape or form a muslim or he would have beat himself severly for even looking at naked women in pictures or movies, let alone posting them on his “website”. I came here because I am a pervert and I want to see Taylor’s nipples, but instead I see this garbege you have all posted here. I am actually more ashamed for the lot of you than I am for my own reasons for coming here. I am also not a muslim nor do I agree with most of the teachings of Islam, but I also do not agree with much of what Catholosism (I know I spelled that wrong) teaches either or I wouldnt even be here. In conclusion…grow the hell up and act like adults.

  • Joe

    Satire my ass. Attacking young perfectly nice young woman over nothing? Numerous times? Even before this fake picture nonsense? Fucking disgusting. You deserve to be sued. Wait…what is that i am smelling in the pants of the owners of this site?

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      joe blow

      Go to california if you want something stuck up your ass.
      Us Muslims will only stone you for being a homoqueer…..we will not help you find, “fudgy love.”

  • cie

    you idiots, its not even her on the picture! i find it very disrespectful that u put up fake naked pictures of celebrities who BTW are HUMANS just like us, so drop the bullshit and get a fucking life.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      sack of shit

      I find your comments disrespectful and look forward to casting the first stone……after your trial in Sharia Court.

  • Joe

    Oh, she does have case, and you know it. That is why you are panicing. She is yet to lose in court, so things are not looking great for you. She is probably gonna win and give the proceeds to charity. And you guys can start applying for a job @mcdonalds.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      joe blow

      Don’t act so smug you asshole.

      Just because you have job security at the glory hole doesn’t mean you can mock us powerful Muslims.

      As soon as Islam takes over you and your glory hole will be a thing of the past.

  • FearlessBitch

    This website is totally bullshit. Taylor is still the best and she is still famous. Go get a life u bunch of retards.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      brainless bitch

      taylor is the best at being a hillbilly ho and she is famous for her coyote yell.

      It is also clear that you have a sick, lesboqueer attraction for the skinny skank but you might as well give that idea up. Word now is that Taylor has decided to convert to Islam.

      Find your lesbo love elsewhere.

      • islam hater

        you fucking idiots, you just dont know when to stop do you?

    • ahhgmed

      I shall make you humble BrainlessBitch by fornicating your anus with my trouser snake

  • John

    Everyone at celebjihad.com is a bunch of fags! Taylor will kick all of your asses!

  • islam hater

    you guys are fucking retards and want to disgrace people, which goes against your islamo shit

  • Joe

    haha…you are so fucked,buddy. Good luck with that mcdonalds job. And if these hysteric answers really are meant to be satire, then this site really sucks at this. I wonder what real islamists are thinking about that crap site and your mocking of islamism.

  • abdulathepigfucker

    NUKE EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Genius

    Bull shit website.
    I just can’t understand why you islam idiots hate taylor swift so much
    She sings amazingly and she is beautiful
    Taylor swift is no doubt the best
    So, leave taylor alone you islam bitches!!!!

  • Ihatecelebjihad

    This site is a total fraud! It even posts pictures of perverted pictures! Taylor is an awesome person and she has never done anything to you morons! You guys are just too afraid to face Taylor in
    court cause you guys are cowards! And you posted this ugly stupid message to take revenge on her?! All you are is MEAN! And also liars. You’re pathetic. And you’re gonna be alone in life and MEAN. You don’t even know what you’re doing. There are a million Swifties all around the world. Millions against you guys? LOSERS! :P

  • الله حكيم علي

    Good news!

    I have bought her for three goats from her father. Everyone wins. Her father won’t have to perform an honor killing and will have goat eye soup for dinner.

    She will convert to Islam and cry out Allah’s name after only one thrust from my sizable Muslim manhood.

    Then I’ll stone her.

  • Madeleine

    The girl in the picture is NOT Taylor Swift. Anyone who looks at the picture knows that. Her facial features are totally different from Taylor’s. If she wants to file charges, its YOUR fault for causing such a problem. And HER morality issues? How about your own? YOU’RE the one posting the picture of a nude girl on the internet.

    • theheadchimp

      Madeleine
      Spoken like a typical woman…..dumb stupid ignorant comments. Are you saying she is going to file charges because she can’t recognize herself? Now I can see where that might be a problem for a woman like you because with a name like Madeleine I am sure you have self worth issues….

  • true muslim

    I am a true muslim and I’m totally against this in islam you not supposed to even look at women why are you posting nude pics of them you even not supposed to listen to music why do you?

  • Evan

    It is your own dumb fault that you’re having problems with your site and by the way the comment: “Internet filter to keep women, Jews, and homosexuals off our holy Muslim website” is stupid internet connection is not based on sex, religion, or sexual orientation. And whoever wrote this needs to be fired and holy! ya right i think pretty much every religion forbids adultery which is exactly what naked photos cause

  • theoneallah

    this website is a sad joke and a sad truth about the state of morality of a young population and an insult to real muslims. let us hope there is a hell for you people to go to