Selena Gomez Whores Herself To Canada
After losing at something called “hockey” the Canadian capital(?) of Vancouver erupted in riots, with badasses like this guy destroying the city, terrorizing residents, and overwhelming the effeminate Canadian police force.
Desperate to quell the riots Canadian officials contacted Selena Gomez in the hopes that she would come to their country and pacify the people with her soothing whorish ways. As you can see in the pictures below Selena Gomez was more than happy to oblige.
Selena Gomez appeared on Canadian soil dressed in a ridiculously short dress showcasing her extremely spreadable legs. She then styled her hair to look like she’s coming home from prom after having just been f*cked by the entire football time. A very erotic look by Canadian standards.
Selena Gomez prostituting herself in Canada appears to have stopped the rioting. No doubt she will be handsomely rewarded in moose pelts, beaver pelts, and um… Celine Dion pelts. Allahu Akbar!
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she’s beautiful and classy
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Agreed. I think she looks better than I ever saw her in thse pics.
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pretty but needs to gain some 15 pounds.enough with the skinny-ness.
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she is the perfect balance b/w hot n beautiful. justin bullshit don deserve her…
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I love that you don’t know the Canadian capital and didn’t bother to look it up before opening your ignorant mouth LOL
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Notyalc
Everyone knows the canadian capital is Washington DC. Those Canucks are the lapdogs of the USA.
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I tend to think that Canadians answer to the British. They pretty much always have and always will… just like in 1812 when Canada and the UK teamed up and burnt the US capital buildings twice.
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no brain
canada sucks ass and will fall to Islam.
All infidels will fall to Islam!
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suck urself u dumb ass, u have no right to say so…. u mother F**ker!
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gay dumbass
You’ve spent too much time bent over at the glory hole…and you’re confused as hell.
When you get back your senses, jump in front of a truck and kill yourself.
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Noty:
Actually in 1812 the US made an assault into Canada which resulted in the opposition surrendering to the Americans. In an act of boredom (or kindness), the American Commander obliterated the city of York. The Canadians (Who weren’t even Canadian) never once set foot into Washington DC, as the attack on washington was a sneak amphibious assault launched from Britain.
By the way, the only event that actually occurred twice were two successful invasions of Canada where the guarding force there was put down. The second time occurred after the US Civil War where a bunch of drunken Irish American rabble was able to stick it to the Red Coats on Canadian soil.
Let’s just hope the French Canadians don’t get too pissed off because I doubt Canada will be able to handle a Quebec insurrection either.
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Bitch was just there with a short skirt. What’s with all the fucking hate and prostitution shit?
At least she’s not some fatass sitting on a desk saying bullshit about other people’s looks, if she wan’ts to look like a high end stripper what is your fucking problem? And why do you need to bitch the canadians on the way to make your tiny internet penis so obvious.
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foul mouthed asshole
Your ability to halfway spell means you are not a full blood nigger but your ignorant comments and use of profanity suggests you are at least a “half-coon.”
Nevertheless…shut the fuck up.
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JO DA PUTA
The next time we want an opinion from someone who has to sit to piss you will be the first to be notified.
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This is Martin Bayless & i am newbie to this amazing forum. I bring about this forum quite spellbinding and more reassuring thatswhy i am very much much energetic to couple here. I hope all friends are stop me on this tour and i last wishes as take to to staying here.
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i really think your just jealous of all the stars thats why you spread all this bullshit around!!! stupid bitch!!
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I just had one thought while reading this ‘article’… it was something like ‘has this person even the slightest knowledge of anything? I dont think so’
this story sounds like a story a very poor mind made up.
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selena is doing nothing wrong in any of these photos wat is you peoples problem?
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loon-ellia
Shut up asshole. If you can’t see that Selena is dressed like a whore on sale, at the concubine store, then you’ve got to be a whore yourself.
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She’s not dressed like a whore, in case u haven’t noticed, all celebs wear stuff like this everyday, and it’s called FASHION!!
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sucky sarah
In case you haven’t noticed…I don’t give a fuck about your opinion.
Go back to prostitution…..because with ideas like yours….you have to be a whore.
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Dude, common. What the hell is your problem…?
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two words spring to mind to best describe you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dick and head!!
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urinal
I see dick was the first word to come out of your mouth……..surpising.
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urin breath
and the two words which best describe you are ass and hole.
You’re also a filthy homoqueer.
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It doesn’t matter what faith you are or are not from. NONE of them teach HATE. And dude.. just fyi.. it’s a football TEAM not time. If you’re going to be a bigoted jerk at least get your insults spelled right.
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manure
Infidels need hanged.
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you first mate !!!!
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urinal
This is not match.com you dumbass. If you want a mate I suggest you go down to the ghetto and flash a bottle of grape kool-aid and a pack of kools and you will get all the mates you want.
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Just funny to see a couple of people with enough time i their hands to replay to every single person who does not think like them… e.g. find a mate, job, or something as simple as a life :D
Btw selena is dressed not like I’m used to see her, but still she looks stunning. Now I’ll be waiting and enjoying the ignorant replies of Abdullah The Butcher and theheadchimp, which to make a point they aren’t intelligent enough to make a comment without being racist ;)
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Abdullah the butcher whats your problem? I am a mUslim and I am quite sure you are not, you are just trying to let ppl .think badly about islam, if you are really Muslim you wouldn’t have the above discussions, because Islam is a religion of freedom and forgiveness, Islam is about doing the right thing just for your self, doing what you are convinced with, without telling other ppl what to do,,,, and again You are not a Muslim, and if you are trying to be, you are not welcomed.
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And for all the other above ppl, please don’t believe ppl like that, they are not representing Muslims, and again Islam is freedom, I might not be wearing mini dresses and I might be veiled, but I will never tell any other person what to wear and what not to wear, and for a man in ISlam he might not watch the photo if he find it bad or something, so please don’t belleive that this man is a Muslim, because I am quite sure he is not
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HERMOZA ME ENCANTA ESTÁ MEJOR QUE NUNCA LA ADORO!! <3
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All you fuckin bitch made cunts, FUCK ISLAM! There is no other higher authority in the history of anything other than God. No ‘allah’ no fucking cow god none of that bullshit! All you Islam faggets better get your mind straight and pray to the One and only God, and His Son, Lord Jesus Christ. Go out and fuck a sheep or whatever weird shit you do, or go suicide bomb yourself asholes, btw, Vancouver isnt the capital of Canada, its Ottawa you fuckin dumbasses, and Vancouver WON the hockey game. Americas doing A LOT worse than Canada, financially and economically. Come up to Canada, The True North Strong and Free, where we dont perform beastiality, we have an education system, and free health care. Main point, pray to God. For it is He who rules Heaven, and Lord Jesus Christ, Who shall judge us.
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My main point is, all the GOOD Islams and Muslims, good on you, no offence to anyone that are Islam or Muslim, just that bitch ass cunt Abdullah the Bitch. Dear mrs. Bitch, You fagget ass prick, I didn’t know little 7 year old girls knew how to talk shit, well you dont. Let me teach you. You bitch ass prick, you think your all top shit because you can troll on some message boards? It may be like that in your halfass shack, but come to North America, I got a bullet for your ass. If you show your face acting all top shit over here? The crooked cops over here will lock your ass up and falsely accuse you of being a terrorist, which I will be in the stands saying “Yes, she is a terrorist” and get your ass locked up. So Mrs. Bitch, what have we learned here today? Your not top shit just because you can troll around on message boards, you have never seen anyone die let alone ‘stone a jew’, the only person you saw die was your fagget ass daddy in a suicide bomb. So next time you wanna talk shit, just think about how many people are gonna beleive your story.
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Im a gay fucking fagget, I like it up the bum by my mommy, shes a tranny, and my daddys a jew.
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I love penis in my mouth
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