Selena Gomez Tries Being A Lesbian

Selena Gomez lesbian



Obviously bored with the massive amount of wang she gets banged with on a near daily basis, Disney star Selena Gomez has decided to give chicks a try.


As the photo above clearly shows Selena Gomez is trying to be a lesbian, and she has landed herself a real diesel dyke. Trust me I know a couple of lesbos out for a stroll when I see them. Just look at the haircuts, and the strange loose fitting clothes with the jacket tied around her waste. This picture stinks of girl on girl action.


No word yet if Selena is just a “pillow princess” or she has gone all the way and started shucking a few oysters herself. My guess is that if she hasn’t already developed a taste for seafood she is about to.

 

  • alyssa lukesh

    for one thing durka durka, just because you see selena in the clothes she is wearing does not mean that is a lesbo.where ever you came from has weird lesbos’ apparently. i know and alot of people know that selena is not a lesbo and does not wish to be lesbo or try it. just because she is wearing strange loose fitting clothes with a jacket around her waist and her hair cut, does not mean at all that she is lesbo or anything like that. so get your facts straight before you go talking about people badly.

  • John

    How is calling Selena a lesbian insulting her? By the way, you dont know if she likes hot dogs, crackers or both. I thought she was already dating that other Disney chick, the one that was with the gay brothers on a movie.

    • Jessie

      No they’re best friends… Have been since they were 7.. But rumor has it she’s dating the youngest of the gay brothers lol

      • the real Selena Gomez

        nick is not gay!

    • the real Selena Gomez

      i am not dating girls

      • lesbo selena

        really selena cos now i remeber that we had sex and im a girl

    • неизвестный

      Я устал от этой страны.

  • Holly

    Ew Selena, you dumped Demi for THAT?!

    tsk tsk. bitch. tsk tsk.

    • the real Selena Gomez

      i love boys not girls

      • merissa

        selena is not a lesbo and nick is not gay get that through your little fucking minds bitchs

        • merissa

          listen deridiot listen what ever your fuckin name is selena gomez is not i repeat not a lesbion just because selena is with a girl doesn’t make her a lesbion,the hair doesn’t make her look like a lesbion it’s in a ponytail so bitch where ever you ****tard came from well guess they don’t have ponytails there oh and the jacket around selena’s waist DOES NOT MAKE HER LOOK LIKE A LESBIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • merissa

            i also forgot to say whoever likes this reply please oh and p.s. whoever thinks selena is a lesbo well then apparently you’ve drinkin and had some sex because your the lesbo

    • lesbo selena

      yeah you are just uhggggg tsk tsk

      • swifter112

        go fuck ur self oh wait u do every day mrs.tsk tsk!!!

    • the real selena gomez

      LOOK EVERYONE I’M NOT FUCKING GAY SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING ASS HOLES AND ACTUALLY DEMI WAS BEING A BITCH SO I DID DUMP HER SO SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU HOLLY SO YOUR THE BITCHHHHHHH YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE [BLAME THIS CRAP ON YOUR OWN BITCHES]

      • swifter112

        same only mines leaves LEAVE THE DAMN GIRL ALONE U SHIT FACED TONE DEFT ASSAIL HOLE DRINKING STUBBORN HOES WITH AN ATTENTION SPAN AS BIG AS UR DICK l-l BIG ASSED DUCH BAGS WHO FUCKS THEIR MOTHER AND DONT HAVE THE BALLS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • swifter112

      your a tsk tsk dumb ass shit faced lesbo mrs.tsk tsk tsk!! THATS RIGHT ITS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!! ITS MRS.TSK TSK!! TRANSLATION: HOLLY IS LESBIAN IN EVERY MEANING OF THE WORD!!!!

  • aa

    this is the most retarded thing i have ever read.

  • razor

    r u fucking stupid they went for a run r u going to wear normal clothes on a fucking run u r the dumbest person ever

  • MRWESTCOAST010

    Selena likes girls i always knew she was faking liking guys on her show!
    Lol

    • the real Selena Gomez

      fuck you

      • swifter112

        he does AND LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE BEFORE I KICK U SO HARD ULL GO HOME AND UR GIRLFRIEND WILL SAY “name” WHATS THOSE 2 LUMPS IN UR THROWT…MY BALLS!!!! PS:IM NOT KIDDING FUCKING AROUND!!!!!!

  • simon

    so idiot selena isn’t an lesbian ok and delete sta cavolata ok . you is a idiot ok

    • the real Selena Gomez

      i am no idiot!

  • Anissa

    What The Hell?!!!!!
    Cause selena is wearing that doesnt mean she is a lesbo!!!
    i have worn things eaking lesbo!!
    Soo, why dont you get that article and shove it off youre ass retarded bastard!

  • Edwina

    Really, that’s not being a lesbian. It’s called her own style which includes loose fitting. I have lots of friends that wear loose fititng clothes and they are not lesbians. So if a girl wears loose fitting, she’s a lesbian? Seriously? With her hair tied up? You call that lesbian? Wow.
    Either you don’t know what exactly the world lesbian means or you’re just trying to get more people to view this site. At least when you try to make up stuff, get your facts right and think it through. SEE IF IT MAKES SENSE.

  • hayz

    she isn’t a lesbo u faggot!
    it’s her friend that’s a girl
    god u make up some crap don’t ya live ur own live
    and stop making up stupid rumours about other peoples
    gay twat!

    • Jim

      its satire relax. It is not serious.

  • AustinLM

    Derka, what do you hate lesbians so much? You sound/write like a bigot. How does someone TRY to me lesbian?

  • jess

    hahahahaha oh you make me laugh, how you have no life so decide to spend it spreading rumours about amazing, sucessful people. i think someones jealouss….

  • lilly

    hahaha you are sooo pathetic
    she wore those clothes cuz she went jogging with her friend ashley
    seriously…

  • robert

    hahaha you are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dumb
    for real dude
    get a life

  • Jessie

    Omg! Selena’s walking with a chick now she’s suddenly a lesbo! You might wana check to see if your gaydar is working properly because that’s selena’s aunt. And even if it weren’t couldn’t it occur to you that they are JUST friends. You know the worlds gone mad when a 17 year old girl is accused of being gay for walking with her aunt

  • Jessie

    And btw her hair isn’t cut it’s in a ponytail fucktard

  • ladder

    Durka ur da dumbest person ever cuxmiley is da lesbo selena is da good one sucker

  • Dead Ed™

    The lesbo she’s with, look at her arm. She wrote on her arm. That’s a lesbo “thing”. I don’t know why. But lesbos do that.

    Maybe she just ran out of paper. Nah… If you look closely (you have to really zoom in), it says, “I love Selena”, “I ♥ Selena” over and over on her right arm.

  • demisexual

    I wish Demi was a lesbian : /

  • Rebecca

    OMG! dat is so stupid selena gomez is NOT a lesbo just coz she wearing those type of clothes and her jackets around her waist it doesnt mean shes a lesbo that cud be a good friend of hers i mean i put my jacket around my waist i wear my clothes like dat sometimes when i hang out with my girl friends and im not a lesbo

  • mydump

    Yeah but I bet you would pay for a front row seat to watch them do a double muff dive !!

  • Harold

    Selena is actually a sweetheart and she is just walking with her friend. I think the reason she has given up on the internet is because of sites and comments like yours.

    It’s sad really because she was one of the coolest disney stars and really gave her fans a chance to feel connected to her.

    So, if anybody from Selena’s camp or Selena herself ever reads this post, remember there are still those of us who love what she does and support her.

  • Wowwowowow

    this is REALLY dumb. How does walking with a girl make her lesbian? Are you stupid? Are you jealous? Are you RETARDED? Seriously, something is wrong with you. I have a boyfriend, I love boyfriend, yet I dressed almos the exact way that Selena does in the picture. Does that make me a lesbian? NO!

    So shut up you weirdo.

  • some ppl…

    some ppl r so stupid… i luv how ppl r postin callin YOU an idiot when they’re the dumbasses that dont get that this whole site is just satire…

  • Rachelle

    Huh. Well maybe she is a lesbian, but does it really matter? What difference is this thing really going to make?? “Oh, WOW She’s a lesbo, I can’t believe it..” And then what? LIFE GOES ON, surprisingly. And it’s really only HER buisiness whether she’s a lesbo or not!! So could everybody PLEASE SHUT UP??!

    • the real Selena Gomez

      i am no lesbian

  • ALFIE

    THE FAG IN THIS STORY IS THE QUEER THAT WROTE THIS CRAP.

  • ghost of hell

    this is crap….shit…i think she”s not that kind…and people got to stop minding other”s bussiness…………………………………………..picture can means a thousand words.why not we think in a good way……………blah blah blah…..

  • taylor

    YOU PEOPLE TALK A LOAD OF BULL SHES WITH A LESBO DOES THAT MEAN SHE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT GOD THIS WEBSITE NEEDS TO GET ITS FACTS RIGHT YOU ALWAYS TALK BULL ON YOUR STORIES. OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A CRAP SOURCE. SELENA IS BIGGER THEN THAT SHES A GOOD LOOKIN GIRL SO WHY WOULD SHE NEED TO BE A LESBO NO OFFENCE TO ANY LESBIANS IF ANY ONE FAMOUS WAS A LESBIAN IT WOULD BE MILEY CYRUS LOL :)

  • the real Selena Gomez

    who ever wrote that is a spazticated retarded asshole!!!!!
    I am not a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • michelle

    im going to go out on a limb and say that whom ever wrote this was KIDDING. A JOKE. YES THOSE EXIST.

    obviously Sel is not a lesbian. either way this made me laugh. :)

  • ur stupid

    wow ur retarded its called a ponytail fag… why don’t you look around at all teenage girls… they put their hair up a lot.. and this whole thing is crap you have mental issues

  • jane

    OK PEOPLE COMMENTED AND LIKED BELIEVE FUCKEN SHIT IS FUCKED UP
    SHE DIDNT DUMP DEMI FOR HER BECAUSE SELENA GOMEZ IS NOT A LASBIANS SO STUPID MUCH
    THEY ARE PROBERLY JUST FRIEND JUST BECAUSE SHE SEE HER wITH A GIRL IN A PICTURE DOESNT MEEN SHES A LESBIANS

    • неизвестный

      Используйте Грамматика вы замедлить американский.

  • david

    she is tp pretty to be a lesbo

  • G Quagmire

    Wait for it……….ALLAH!!! Sorry, but the moslem guy puts these piece of crap posts up so he can sit back to watch a bunch of angry fans get pissed off at a bunch of satiracal bull****. As if you didn’t already know that. Although, watching Selena and Demi getting it on (or off) would give any American guy a boner. It might turn on some girls too. Giggedy.

  • CJ

    Selena is not a lesbian you think disney would condone that shit?? anyone who believes this is fucking stupid,and im from oklahoma so i know what im talking about all i have to do all day to stay alive is look up shit on the computer,She isnt lesbo and if you think she is then you shud go crawl under a rock or kill urself,either way ur doing her a favor.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Selena’s immoral behavior can only lead her to ruin.
    I hate to think of the degenerate sex they have planned. Notice the shameless way she flaunts her giant dildo that she is holding in her left hand.
    Only serious lesboqueers would consider humping each other with such a ginormous instrument.

    Selena, I urge you to throw away that pussy busting dildo and tell that bull dyke to take a hike. Run to the nearest mosque and pledge yourself to Allah.
    You will be a vision of beauty wearing the burka!
    ALLAHU AKBAR

    • Kate

      Do you not know what a water bottle is ?

  • Kate

    You’re really stupid.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      And you’re a drunken whore….so shut the fuck up!

  • Happy Infidel

    Kate: Abdullah the Bitcher calls everyone a drunken whore, That’s his mentality so just ignore him.

    And no, he doesn’t know that it’s a water bottle because he is so blinded by hate he thinks its a dildo. I really think the asshole needs glasses really bad…he see’s the weirdest shit. Could it be that he is on crack? Ya think maybe that’s it? Or he could be drunk and his vision is blurry.

    Tsk tsk what would Allah say? Boy this fucker is going to burn in hell for sure. Nobody who is supposed to be that religious would talk like he does. There’s no way this prick reads the Q’ran or even follows it.

  • theheadchimp

    Happy Infidel
    I see we have another filthy talking cooter on here. Can any of you formulate a thought without the use of the word shit, asshole fuck or prick? Your society is so screwed up that you comment about a couple of dykes one of who swam across the Rio Grande, but you don’t comment about your Kenyan President whose own relatives claim he was born in Afrika. What about you paying your tax dollars to support his deadbeat Auntie who lives on the public dole. Like the USA doesn’t have enough of its own homegrown niggers to support..

  • the real selena gomez

    I am a lesbian okay you fucking bitches just won,t leave me alone tsk,tsk,tsk so there you have it oh and tell justin we cann be back together cause I know he,s fucking gay so yeah

  • connor

    selena gomez isnt gay,i am possitively sure of that so i say you leave her the fuck alone b4 she sues ya`ll !!!!xoxox XD

  • неизвестный

    Что случилось с Америкой?
    Кажется, мягкий в голову каждому.

  • selena gomez

    i am selena gomez. i am a lesbian. justin bieber is a faggot he suck dick and i am not going to be with him. my lover is demi lovato she is my girlfriend.

  • JULIOORTI

    lesbian

  • JULIOORTI

    lesbian

  • cassie

    Wtf is wrong with you! Ok so I guess baggy clothes and short hair are code for lesbian now? Wow, bravo I mean really though. You guys are truly making equality seem like a wonderful. What’s going to be in your next article? How poor people are “below” the upper class expectations? Or maybe how we should go back to segregation? I’m honestly disgusted by what I just read