Selena Gomez Tries Being A Lesbian

Obviously bored with the massive amount of wang she gets banged with on a near daily basis, Disney star Selena Gomez has decided to give chicks a try.

As the photo above clearly shows Selena Gomez is trying to be a lesbian, and she has landed herself a real diesel dyke. Trust me I know a couple of lesbos out for a stroll when I see them. Just look at the haircuts, and the strange loose fitting clothes with the jacket tied around her waste. This picture stinks of girl on girl action.

No word yet if Selena is just a “pillow princess” or she has gone all the way and started shucking a few oysters herself. My guess is that if she hasn’t already developed a taste for seafood she is about to.