Selena Gomez Quits Show Biz To Become A Welder

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Selena Gomez



Good news! Selena Gomez has decided to quit exploiting children to push consumer products and low grade Disney entertainment. Selena has come to the realization that “entertainers” are nothing but parasites on society put in place to appeal to the mass’s base desires, and use their influence to sell products people neither need or in most cases can afford.


To start her new life as a productive member of society Selena Gomez has decided to learn the trade of welding. Coming from a family of day laborers this seems like a good fit for Selena. Also lets face it sh*t needs to get welded.


Kudos to Selena Gomez for no longer being a leech trained by Zionists to suck the life out of humanity, but lets be honest the girl can not act and her “music” sounds like cats f*cking in a burlap sack she will not be missed.

 

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  1. jethro says:

    wasn’t that a dream in all of us? to weld?

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  2. Yura Twat says:

    Lol this site writes so much shit it’s unbelievable..

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  3. F-U says:

    the person who wrote this is a cunt face

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  4. Cliff says:

    I want to assfuck her so bad!!!

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  5. john says:

    Those gloves she is wearing are not welding gloves!!!

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  6. Karen says:

    FUGLY!! Hate Selena Gomez, but still becoming an entertainer to a welder. hmmm, new and weird. I kind of like it.

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  7. charline says:

    Selena Gomez is a big do-do head and she i the worst actor in the world and who would want to assfuck her that is so damn gross

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    • dickspitz says:

      Yes Charline, it is gross Mostly for Selena, since she’s the one cleaning shit off the cock with her mouth.

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    • dickspitz says:

      Yes Charline, assfucking is gross. Mostly for Selena, since she’s the one cleaning shit off cocks with her mouth.

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  8. chris says:

    I want ass fuck her and i want her to suck on my dick

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  9. jen says:

    ummm i hate how this site can publish lies and that show is actually funny so i guess u dont have a sense of humor!

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  10. minigames101 says:

    first of all, she doesnt “exploit” children. second, me and the other 4 million fans on facebook will miss her if she leaves. her music is awesome and she’s really sexy!!!

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  11. BHO4LIFE says:

    I’m glad she is finally embracing a more masculine line of work. She has been trying to deny her orientation for so long it must have been torture. Expect to see a shorter haircut and the flannel shirts come next.

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