Selena Gomez Leaves Her Mark At A Glory Hole

Selena Gomez glory hole

Selena Gomez just received the highest honor in all of Mexico when she was asked to sign her name to the wall of the famous Tijuana glory hole “El Burro Chupar”.

Of course Selena Gomez’s big break came at the “El Burro Chupar” when she was still just a little chalupa, and she landed the coveted Friday and Saturday 1:00AM to 4:00AM shift. The rest as they say is showbiz history as Selena Gomez used her experience at the glory hole to make it in heathen Hollywood.

The whole Gomez clan was on hand for the signing ceremony including 90-year-old family matriarch Lupe Gomez, who fought back tears of joy while proudly proclaiming to anyone that would listen that she had taught Selena everything she knows.

  • Zohair- The Good One

    Madonna’s adopted African Google baby will be 2 years old next month. Which is 23 in human years.

    • White Knight

      That little penis must belong to a five year old white child, a fully grown white man couldn’t fit his prick through that hole. Nor would he even try to mess around with a glory hole, as everyone knows there is no such thing as a gay white man.

    • Umar the Brown

      Truly Allah himself inspired you to write what you did.

      Consider yourself blessed.

      • Zohair- The Good One

        Thanks Brother Umar,

        I consider myself Allah’s translator. He imparts wisdom to me, in Arabic of course…..and I translate his wisdom to English on this most holy website.

        So you see, you were right, it was Allah himself who inspired me to write that. He surely knows best.

    • Anubis

      Zohair, which zoo is the slut Madonna’s google chimp staying at? Maybe I’ll pay it a visit and toss a banana over the fence to it. I figure it would be nice gesture on my part to start off the new year by showing some generosity, even if it is just some filthy skank’s adopted African google.

      I heard that the wetback Selena Homez has become the star attraction at the TJ donkey shows. From the photo above, it is evident that the beaner skank really gives it her all in her deviant shows. Since her former contract with Disney had ended, she really must have honed her heathen debauchery down to an art.

      • Zohair- The Good One

        Brother Anubis,

        Of course it might not come as a surprise to you, this Madonna infidel, indeed keeps the google at her own house ! Along with other animals, you know.

        The slaves, or as the infidels call them- Servants and maids, take care of all the animals’ diet.
        For instance, the cats,dogs,googles, parrots……each animal has its distinct diet at preferred intervals.

        Madonna was quoted as saying during an interview, “Of all my pets, only the african google is able to utter words” The she went on about his tree climbing habits and his inferiority complex towards her pet chimpanzee.

        This infidel sure knows how to treat her pets.

        • Bandman719

          You sir. Are a truly funny man. That made my day

        • Anubis

          Brother Zohair –

          I’ve noticed that African googles can indeed utter human speech patterns (monkey see, monkey do sort of thing), but often humans need a google ebonics translator to fully understand their gutter talk, especially the rapping foul talking heathen ones.

          Yes, the filthy infidel Madonna does treat her African house google and other domesticated pets well. The animal rights group PETA should be very proud of her. Not to be confused with the normal group with the same acronym (People Eating Tasty Animals).

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    Selena needs to stop clowning for the camera and get down to BUSINESS……

  • Alissa DiCarlo

    Hahahahahaha!!! I love this photo!!!!!! Toooo funnnnyyyy!!!!!

  • Assad

    She’s wasting valuable time. She must service 100 men today, and most of them without condoms.

  • Gildorg

    I remember going to the Blue Mule and seeing the Donkey show…

    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      Very nice Gildorg……was it Tuco The Ugly’s donkey…???

  • aghmed

    no doubt big gay pete is licking his monitor right now as he thrusts a cold pair of tongs in his rectum. It reminds him of his childhood.

  • hank hill

    stupid ass picture but she’s beautiful

    • Word of wisdom

      Do you know what we do to men who claim cocks are beautiful ?

  • mayhem

    the only thing missing is a muzlim sucking on it

  • Bashiri al-Saud

    Degenerate harlot wetbacks like Gomez have no shame trying to pleasure a lil kkk cock. She must of been doing a singing tour in the deep south where Tranny Pete plays swords (or pocket knives) with queer clan of baby cocks. She is donkey dongs and Justins strap-ons up her lil beaner ass. An Islamic Scud would be perfect but we wouldnt want to waste our jihadist sperm on an undeserving infidal tramp jew loving cunt like Selena and her friends of ill-repute! Allah is great!!

  • Abdul Rasul

    I bet gay Mooshie Dayan is licking his lips at that little Jew pecker that’s next to that Mexican. He’s such a homo his aids have aids.

    Eat shit and die mofo

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Brother Abdul

      Moshe is no doubt sucking the first available cock. I just hope he ain’t sucking off one of my camels.

      The last time he sneaked into Tikrit, 3 of my finest animals had to be put down due to an incurable case of the clap that he gave them.

      • Kwame

        He wont be able to suck off one of your camels. You already doin that.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          coon kwame

          Your mother used to be known as the “Tikriti camel cock sucker” but us Muslims had to fire her after we found her cheating on the camels by fucking the goats.

          • Bandman719


    • Moshe Dayan

      Abdul Arsehole

      What pecker. I don’t see any penis in that picture, only a good looking Jewish girl stooping down to write “I fucking hate Palestinians” on the Great Wall of Gaza. If you and Anal Abdullah see a hard dick in the picture then that just proves that you are both hardcore homoqueers. You sick mofos need help, or execution and I think the latter is better. I’ve got a barbed pole and some crisco. Let’s get you two fagboys mounted and get you those 72 virgin dancing boys.

      Eat shit and die mofos

      • Abdullah The Butcher


        calm down asshole.
        selena’s full time job in Tiajuana keeps her from the glory holes…for now.

        you have the glory hole all to yourself….or more exactly…to your ass and mouth.


  • Kwame

    Ahahahaha!!!! Look at that puny white dick. A black dick would cover that Mexican putas whole face.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    to tell you the truth brothers i would love a chance to fuck selena gomez or a black guy i would suck him for hours and lick his asshole

    • Bandman719


  • Abdul Rasul

    brother adbullah your post gets me very wet i want your needle dick in my ass tonight at the came fucking party

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      fake abdul

      sorry mofo…you’ll just have to keep getting ass fucked by your drunk uncle.

  • Phillip

    I stumbled upon this site. Uhh, bye bye.

    • Abdul Rasul

      Faggy Phillip

      Sorry homoqueer the website you are looking for is enjoy jerking off to your gay porn infidel.

  • The Messenger

    Please my children dally not in the presence of the devil. Shield your eyes from this evil picture of sin.

  • justin

    I was there and thats my dick selena sucked it pretty damn good i cumed all over her face

    • Bandman719

      So thats why everyone says its small?

  • Mullah Masjid

    Brothers of Islam. I have concluded that the google Kwame who has started disgracing this holy islamic website with his google filth is in fact a fake. He is a google, so by definition he is too poor to afford a laptop, much less one with an Internet connection. Judging by his intelligence, he is too dumb to steal a laptop and even if he did, he would not have the brains to hack in. Therefore, I conclude that this ‘google’ is Pete the homoqueer, trying to express his desire for black cock.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      gay pete does love the black snake

      • The West rules the World

        Abballsack The Blowboy

        Fucking pussy muslim cocksucker you look just like the muslim homo I beat with a baseball bat the other day then I pissed on the mofo.