Selena Gomez Is What Boys Want

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Selena Gomez



Selena Gomez the star of the Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”, and her future sex tape “Jizzards in my Naughty Place” is in final negotiations to star in New Line’s upcoming feature film “What Boys Want”.


In the film Selena will play a teenage girl who can hear what men are thinking. I can only assume that she will be so disgusted by what she hears that she will become a militant dyke. Then she will travel around the country killing men, only to be shot and killed in a epic shootout with the police. Her body will then be feed to sharks and the sharks will thrown into a volcano.


Or she’ll meet some feminine looking guy who only has sweet thoughts about her and fall in love. The writers are probably split on which direction they’ll take.

 

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  1. Harry johnson says:

    durka wow thats a widespread comment sure your not talking about your daughter? btw your way off selena’s career is still looking up, she’s not a ho and hopefully never will be

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  2. Sean Serritella says:

    This girl looks like a seven year old bitch!

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  3. Dead Ed™ says:

    To the Selena fans: at what point are you going to scratch your head and say, “I am not surprised. I should’ve expected this from my last time I saw a Selena Gomez post by Durka Durka.”?

    No pint in thrashing the guy. He won’t learn his lesson.

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  4. Dead Ed™ says:

    I tell you what, if talent were drool, I’d wake up with her on my face.

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