Selena Gomez Is Pregnant
Either Selena Gomez is hiding Homer Simpson’s head under her shirt or she has finally fulfilled her destiny as a Mexican woman and become pregnant out of wedlock.
As you can see in the photo above Selena Gomez’s breasts appear to be in milk production mode, while her gut begins to protrude beneath her shirt dress.
Obviously Selena Gomez will have no clue which of the dozens of men she is currently banging is the father, so the federal government will have to pay to raise her child. Thus dealing another blow to the crumbling American empire, and signaling Islam’s inevitable triumph over the pathetic US of A.
i wud tap the hell out of that. i want her titties
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No problem, her abortionist will take care of that as usual.
Just like the other times, it will be something like “she was rushed in hospital for exhaustion/seafood intoxication/dehydration” and will be out a few hours later.
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I disagree for a chance. She only went once to the hospital for exhaustion/malnutrition. Besides, the paps are following her for 24 for hours per day. Meaning, that they would have noticed IF she was going to do this.
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I had the Peshawar elite cyber commando ” Seif al rassul” hack through Df. Chaïm Hershelovitch medical terminal, of Cedar Sinaï Center, and it appears Gomez had 11 abortions since 2007.
And a mole removal.
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Believe me when I tell you………….That is not her first bastard child.
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We have two more at home.
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Dozens of men? Huh? Selena has always been more into girls than men.
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@Arcachnar
One does not exclude the other.
Her women are account for multiples of dozens
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that’s tru she’s dating JB cant get any more girly then that mofo
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prego chicks get super horny
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She is obviously getting banged by her numerous male relatives. I would suspect an elder uncle dropped the seed in her greasy pink taco.
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Zoltar predicts,
There will be no child. The is just the beginning effects of the Mexican “Tortilla Gene.”
I have spoken.
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these pics are from a movie she’s filming
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Ok ill come clean it was me who banged her up and shes not as wild uas u would think
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it was me I raped her in the ear hole…..
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Not the guy above me lier
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U SUCK BITCH
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Know she is just getting to that age where mexican women get fat next will be the stash and side burns. Then comes the unibrow.
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you have a fucking problem with pregnancies…
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all you FUCKING OUTLANDERS ARE GAY NOTHING ELSE THIS IS FALSE GO TO TNAFLIX.COM FOR REAL PORN FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS
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Your a fag are you a nigger or a wigger?
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She has been impregnated test tube style by her homoqueer bf Bieber, who probably wanted to have a child with his lesbian lover, but refuses to slide his trouser monkey into her greasy taco for fear he might like it.
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