Selena Gomez Forgets To Wear Pants
Selena Gomez is the 17 year old star of the hit Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”. She also is incredibly absent minded and a terrible role model for young girls.
As the photos below show, Selena Gomez completely forgets to wear pants. How a woman could go out and have her picture taken without remembering to put on a decent pair of trousers is beyond me. Maybe her mind was hazy from all the black tar heroin and wild sex orgies these Disney stars seem to love to partake in.
Not only did Selena Gomez forget to put on pants, but the sweater she is wearing doesn’t seem to fit her at all. It is entirely too long. How could she possibly think that was a good fit for a sweater? She is practically swimming in it.
Selena Gomez is a terrible role model for young girls, and should be lashed with reeds immediately. As these pictures show she has a dubious fashion sense, and probably dresses herself in some drug and sex filled haze.
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Wow, so many dense people commenting. For those who keep saying “It’s a dress” go look up Satire.
For those saying that she’s a great role model, and you love her but than call the author (of a joke article) an idiot or other names makes you look like an idiot. If she’s pure, and sweet, and exhales puppies, would she curse out the author?
Learn to actually read in context. (And for some spell if you want to be taken seriously)
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is really a dumb ass. shes wearing a sweater dress. you would knwo this if you knew about “fashion”. Wait… you dont have to be obsessed or some fashion freak to know that. and really… your really insolent.. sayin that shes absent minded and “IS NOT ” a role model. Like how old are you? really.! Shes donating money to haiti for unicef. what the FUCK are you doing? your article is shit and so is this site. Absolute trash. thank goodness we didnt pay money to view this you puta bitch . putang ina mo
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and if selena gomez read this article, ovbiously she wouldnt say some of things that I happend to say but you have to be intelligent enough to KNOW that she wouldnt like this. bull shit about take this out of context. first impressions are everything and if she read this, she’d feel like your critizing her and your doing a terribnle job @ it.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMMIES.SELENA IS A GOOD ROLE MODEL.THE SWEATER IS A DRESS.YOU NEVER HEAR NEGETIVE PRESS ABOUT HER.SHE IS NOT A SLUT LIKE MILEY.SELENA IS A GOOD DOWN TO EARTH PERSON AND A DARLING.
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gawd! srsly? shes wearing a fuckn dress dumb shit.
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wow you dumb ass who put this website up it’s a freakin dress it’s suppose to fit like that unless you have no taste in fashion… you should be ashamed for picking on a kid for waht they wear shame on you.
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You are some screwed drug-addicted jackass. You don’t need anything but your fat ass in prison, you pervert. She is wearing a DRESS. If you can’t see that, then you must be blind, deaf, and mute; you sad excuse for a human being.
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OK… I have some things to tell you,You are prob a stupid 55 year old fucking faget perberted fat ass that likes to talk about this girls cause you wanna do them. You prob have no life and nothing YOUR A NO LIFE LOSER
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seriously? it’s a sweater dress. get a life people
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For crying out loud, it’s a dress! Of course it’s going to be long, she’s not going to wear pants with a dress, unless she wants to! She didn’t forget or anything dumb like that! And she’s a bad role model for it? That just doesn’t make any sense! If she forgot to wear pants then she’s dumer that the person who published this article, but who can be? So she definetaly didn’t wear pants on purpose!
No one tell me this is a joke!
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WHO EVER TALKS ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER WILL GET SOME KARTE MOVES ON THEM+
ILL KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER YOUE SEXY AND HOT
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omg u r so stupid it is a sweater dress i have the same one u r just trying to make her look bad she is a really good person
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LOOOOL that’s not short. Wtf?
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Ppl,,
thts called a sweater dress!!!!
and it looks AMAZING on her!!
its about the same size of any dres ive ever seen!!
and F.Y.I whoever wrote this article has to get sum fashion sense smacked into em!!
i mean her makeups perfect she DOESNT do any drugs she DOESNT have any tattoo and i have no idea y sum ppl compare her to miley cyrus!!
i mean she is so much bttr!! i look up to her and no one should say shytt cuz shes pretty and stylish!!
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i love selena gomez she is the best the author is soo crap i bet the person who wrote this is jealous and i bet the publisher dont wear trousers
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it dosent really look like a friggen dress 2 me its a sweather because its a little baggy but she is still HOT
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Hi im selena gomez and durka durka can go suck his own cock
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OMG ppl…..
its a short dress…..
you ppl have to stay out of others lives its get so stupid on wat everyone say….its like a big game of he said she said…..
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Well done for JOe gud protectin buddy i like u style :)
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I find this post EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE. I constantly dress in a drug haze. Are you saying that’s wrong, that there’s something wrong with that? Because if it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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Wow, you’re dumb. She’s wearing a SWEATER DRESS. If you haven’t heard of that, then you shouldn’t be blogging.
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its a frickin dress
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go out with me selena
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That’s the style of the dress!! how would you know that she isn’t wearing anything underneath it?? Get a LIFE! Selena is the best role model for young girls,and you should know that!
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its a joke site
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anyone that wears a sweater dress is a whore. the point of the sweater dress is to evoke an image of a pants-less female. also, purity rings are for closet sluts.
and toy story 3 is the worst thing ever made, besides toy story 2 and toy story. fuck pixar.
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selena gomez is hot, smart, and looks fabulous in that dress, and i know its just sarcasm, but the comments i see is not so happy with what this says. selena gomez is the hottest girl i ever saw, and i think its ridiculous to see the fact that it is a bad sarcasm, and the drugs part could get her in jail, and i wont wonder why. you have gots to take this off, except for the pictures, i like her in that dress
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its a dress if your to stupid to think about it I’ll think of it for you and I am thinking about shutting down this stupid idiot site
from youstupid
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It’s about time that someone else thinks she’s a bad roll model. Lol this article is so funny. I wish this article was true. I can’t stand her. Keep making fun of Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato. But stop making fun of the Jonas Brothers.
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I agree, stop making fun of the Jonas Brothers <3 and btw it should be: Joe Jonas' Girl … not, Joe Jonas's Girl :L I don't think that anyone should be taken the piss out of … yeaahh i don't really like Justin Bieber but that's just my opinion … some people do and I don't blame them :) some people hate the Jonas Brothers … I don't know why because I love them to pieces, but just because you don't particularly like them, doesn't mean they should be made fun of :)
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THATS A DRESS YOU MORON!!!!
STUPID TERRORISTS!!!! GET A LIFE MOTHERFUCKERS
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She isn’t wearing anty pants. It looks like that. She’s a bad roll model like MileyCyrus, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber. She look sl*ty like them. She’s acting like them looking sl*ty having a tattoo. Her fans should realize that she’s a bad roll model like them. People get the hint she’s not wearing any pants. Keep up of making fun of her Salena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus. And stop making fun of the Jonas Brothers. And people get the hint when you see the articles that make fun of Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, and her. I hate when people don’t get it when they read the articles making fun of them.
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And by the way I wish this article was true, but it’s not. I wish she really for got to wear pants. Then again she’s not wearing pants in the picture. I think she really did forget to wear pants. Again dhe’s a bad roll model like Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift.
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WOAAAHH Taylor Swift is NOT a bad role model. She’s a FAB singer … get OVER YOURSELF :)!
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Selena, I wanna date you. Bom chika wow wow
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I don’t know…
The sweater seems to be in proportion with her hideously long giraffe neck.
Or is it her oversized head that is distorting everything?
You would think that Disney could use some CGI to fix these problems.
At least she is not dressed like a bag of rags, as she usually is on “The Wizards of Waverly Place”
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The sweater dress is the sexiest of all infidel clothes and is banned in Muslim states. I don’t mean to suggest a fine Muslima would wear such a slut suit….no…..but just looking at one in the store is offensive to the Muslim….hence the reason why they are banned.
I have attempted to help Selena overcome her Mexican whore genetics but to no avail. I have no choice but to issue the fatwa.
I would have loved to put Selena in a burka and paraded her up and down Iraq…..but it is not to be.
Her fate is now in the hands of Allah!
Her doom will come by the stone!
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Selena Gomez is a slut and I hate her to death and U R wrong tyler bryant she is NOT wearing shorts underneath that dress!
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leaver her alone you moron or i’ll hunt you down and beat the crap out of you!
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You’d be lucky to beat your meat…..fuck off asshole
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Sorry I just don’t like her and got carried away that day.I should keep my opinions to myself from now on.
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is this article serious??
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I can’t believe all these little teenage fucks on this site. They hate this, they hate that…..why don’t you little brats go do your homework and stay outta here!!
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Happy Infidel
Quit being so Goddamn crotchety. Its time for geezers to be seen and not heard. Take some geritol and shut the fuck up.
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Do they still make Geritol? Maybe you know all about that.
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Hot pics lame joke!
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Uhm…. It’s a sweater dress…. you’re not SUPPOSED to wear pants with it……….. =/
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it’s a dress, and she has a purity ring.
this site is so stupid.
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Bridgidiot,
Selena Gomez wears a purity ring while she’s making lesboqueer sex with her girlfriends Justine Bieber and Demi LoFATHO?
You are just the kind of gullible retard that these celebri-hos love. You believe all their bullshit without question. I would suggest that you kill yourself but you are so stupid you’ll manage to do something like wandering around in traffic and getting wacked while distracted by a bright shiny object anyway.
Stupid ho.
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bridgit
Is that a nigger spelling of Bridget? Yo gots to git you sum of dat pretty ring? Get lost you dumb ass muthafucka……..
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omg how stupid can you be? there is NOTHING wrong w/wut she is wearing – the begin with..its a DRESS!
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THE sweater is not that short,,, it looks good on her.. don’t be that old fashioned….
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crap man…http://bye-mesothelioma.blogspot.com/ this is the real deal
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“Maybe her mind was hazy from all the black tar heroin and wild sex orgies these Disney stars seem to love to partake in.”
Wow. This is not even remotely funny. Ever heard of a sweater dress?
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She’s a pretty girl so leave her alone!Would you like it if she was talking about you behind your backs?NO!So think about that! INFORMATION ABOUT ME:
BOY OR GIRL: girl
AGE: 9
REAL NAME: Alicia
PERSONAL INFO.:I was adopted when I was 6 and I’ve been to at least 7 different foster homes.
P.S. Alot of people say I look JUST LIKE YOU!
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just kidding this is realy christen wilkerson i was joking about it being alicia and anyway the first time i didnt spell her name right got all of yall lol
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this is not selena photo
if you prove ?
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