Selena Gomez Caught Sticking Strawberries In Her Rectum

Selena Gomez strawberries

Ugh this picture of Selena Gomez made me gag, then dry heave, and then gag some more. What kind of a sick twisted freak would stick strawberries up their ass and then leave them on the kitchen counter?

Just when I think I’ve got these infidel celebrity whores figured out, Selena Gomez comes along and completely shocks and revolts me with this disturbing combination of fecalphilia and fruity ass play. Selena obviously has severe mental problems, and should be institutionalized immediately for her own good and the safety of the general public.

I’m going to have to go read the Qur’an cover to cover now to get this image of Selena and her shit-covered strawberries out of my mind. Praise be to Allah for providing me with a mental sanctuary from the degenerate acts of these Hollywood sickos.

  • Wahaal Hyriid Bin Al-Fariiq

    FILTH! You would never see the great muslim Miley Cyrus participate in such degenerate behavior. Now I know what most of you are thinking, “Well, Miley posed nude for that iphone picture.” However, the zionist website has retracted their original claim and said it was an imposter. Hopefully, he will be stoned for his insolence!

    Back to the matter at hand, my sources tell me that these feces covered strawberries were a care package for her lesbian lover Demi Lovato who has been institutionalized by her parents for exhibiting overly Western behavior like, showing her legs and face. Hopefully, Demi will return to us a devout Muslim like her counterpart Miley Cyrus.

    I fully expect to see Joe Jonas Girl on here talking about how nasty Selena is and how she is a whore, but we all know Joe Jonas Girl is really some homoqueer boy who wants the Jonas Brothers to feed him feces covered strawberries.

    Selena Gomez needs to be repudiated for her morally corrupt lifestyle. I wonder if she jumped the border to pick those strawberries herself along with her 80 other Mexican, job stealing cousins!


    • theheadchimp

      Joe Jonas’s girl is Dead Ed® . Compare their posts…….they are same same….fucking idiots.

  • frank drebin

    i know this is a joke site so i won’t kill you. but if anybody on a serious site is mean to selena i will murder them

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      This is not the way to make a strawberry smoothie.

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    Selena is so stupid to stick strawberries down her bra. That is so wrong in many ways. I think that she has mental problems.

    • theheadchimp

      You racist bitch go back to posting as Dead Ed® Rosenberg

      • Joe Jonas’s Girl

        I was never posting as Dead Ed Rosenburg.

    • kemberly

      im thinking u people are idiots for beliving this junk leave my selena gomez alone she would never do that u people are bratz for believing fake stuff and myob

  • allahfucksboys

    I can think of several things I’d like to stuff in Selena’s rectum. Strawberries are not one of them.

    1. A hamster
    2. A jumper cable connected to a car battery
    3. 13.5 inches of black Alabama slamma
    4. The federal governements budget and the social security mess

  • miley is an ugly no-talent whore

    this is just dumb

  • mgddman

    if this is a joke site when is it gonna start gettin funny? fukin lame!!!

  • Kasee

    I only see one picture of Selena and it sure as hell don’t show her doing anything like that!

  • Happy Infidel

    You have to understand these Muzlim pricks have bad eyesight and they like to make things up because they are sick bastards.

  • Matt

    This is a joke site? Fucking lame! Get a life sick faggots. Although I leave you be making fun out of celebs but stay the fuck away from Selena!!!! xD

  • theheadchimp

    Stay the fuck away from Selena????? What the hell are you, her personal tampon? You are the joke here you dumbass goober. Fucking with idiots like you is a good life…..

  • Abdullah The Butcher


    What the fuck does, ” I leave you be making” mean?

    I’ll answer for you… don’t know yourself because you’re a dumbass google.

  • Whatever

    THE funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Ofcourse, terribly immature and vulgar, but funny nonetheless. Well done!

  • Anubis

    I had come across this news article of Selena Gomez doing some gourmet cooking in the kitchen, and I am totally appalled. The way the economy is right now, many people can’t afford to go out and buy strawberries, much less prepare them in a more gourmet style. She sticks them up her ass and lays them on the countertop covered in Selena shit, smiling at the camera like she’s saying, “See, I’m a rich bitch and better than you peons!” She is flaunting at least nine of those gourmet strawberries for all to see. What nerve!

    I can just imagine her squatting over a glass, pissing in it, holding it up and saying, “Anyone want any homemade Urinade?” Her homemade concoctions I’m afraid may cause her little teenybopper fans to emulate this disgusting behavior.

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