Selena Gomez Attends A Funeral In A Low Cut Dress And No Bra

This weekend Selena Gomez attended the memorial service for her dead homie Paco “Jumping Bean” Sanchez, who was tragically gunned down outside of a Del Taco in East Los Angeles in yet another senseless enchilada related killing.

As you can see in the photos below, Selena Gomez kept it as classy as she is capable of for the funeral wearing a low cut long sheer black dress and no bra.

Naturally after seeing all the “eses” at Paco’s funeral, Selena’s nipples were as hard as freshly baked taco shells. However, Selena appears to have been able to distract herself from her grieving carnal desires by stealing a car and then a tacky silver necklace. No doubt Paco would have been proud.