Selena Gomez Attacked By A Pack Of Wild Dykes
Tragedy was narrowly avoided earlier today when Selena Gomez was attacked by a roaming pack of cunt-hungry dykes.
The chilling scene was captured in the photo above. Selena was enjoying a leisurely stroll on the beach in Malibu with her latest lesbian lover. When all of a sudden a pack of dykes descended upon the Disney star, forcing her and her girlfriend to flee in terror. Luckily their was an indie girl band playing at a little cafe near the beach, and the pack of dykes were distracted by the music long enough for Selena to escape relatively unharmed but visibly shaken.
Authorities are still trying to figure our what set off this attack, but experts are already speculating that the wind at the beach must of carried a whiff of Selena’s snazz to the pack causing them to go into a feeding frenzy. A few members of the pack were shot and killed by hunters near the scene, but Malibu beach rangers are still suggesting that women stay away from the area or at the very least start a douching regime.
More on this story as it develops.
I think when you state that Selena was enjoying a leisurely stroll on the beach in Malibu with her latest lesbian lover, you mean to say that she was enjoying a leisurely stroll on the beach with Justin Bieber.
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Salam
Everyone just takes it for granted that she was with that lezbo bitch Justine.
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There are enough bull dykes in that mob to have a lesboqueer rodeo.
I hate to think of the condition of Selena’s poontang after they get finished with her.
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Americans attacking a helpless Mexican immigrant…..always the case.
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if selena is gay then why is she running?
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Just because Selena is a lesboqueer, doesn’t mean she wants to be munched on by that herd of water buffalos.
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so true lol then i guess shes not gay lol
wiillll nice talking to you lol :)
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Lol ewwwww she a fag!!!! Siff poor justin man
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This picture of Selena Gomez is funny. It’s funny because a lesbian is being chased by other lesbians. And this picture looks like lesbian love to me.
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Joe Jonas’s Girl
You havent posted in so long we thought you were dead……..wishfull thinking I guess.
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so are u
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i would just start shooting their breasts and vagina with my AK47
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