Selena Gomez And Taylor Swift Party With Jesuits

Selena Gomez Taylor Swift Notre Dame

Lesbians Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift renewed their torrid love affair at a sinful Jesuit school called “Notre Dame”.

No one knows for sure when the Catholic Church lost its moral standing in the world, but it was probably about the time it stopped burning willful women for being witches. Now the Church is overrun with radical liberals who tolerate all sorts of depraved acts like teaching girls to read and dancing.

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift know that the Jesuits at Notre Dame are corrupt enough to accept their lesboqueer lifestyles, so naturally they decided to go hangout there.

Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Selena and Taylor spent the majority of their time at Notre Dame sodomizing each other with a cross, and using holy water as lube. If they did I guarantee they would not have been lashed, put in the stocks, or even lightly tortured by their Jesuit hosts.

No wonder Islam will soon pass Christianity as the largest religion in the world. Christians now a days lack the moral fortitude to punish those who are different and it sickens me!

Enjoy your sweet lesbo love making while it lasts Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift. Soon the armies of Allah will conquer the infidels and you will feel the full moral force of Sharia law. Allahu Akbar!

  • Nono!

    WOW! you honestly have nothing better to do do you?

  • Katy

    Notre Dame isn’t run by the Jesuits. It’s run by the Congregation of Holy Cross.

  • maggie

    shut the f**K upp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I guess Selena lost her mind when Taylor introduced her to lezbo love and munched down on her “bearded taco.”

    These infidel lezbo-whores must be stopped. Their weirdo sexual practices are an affront to all Muslims and an insult to the creator Allah.
    When the U.S. falls to Islam…and it soon will….we will end forever all homoqueer activity.
    The male homoqueers will be outright slaughtered…along with the ugly lezboqueers…….and the hot lezboqueers will be turned into concubines for the soldiers of Allah.

    Eat all the pussy you can lezboqueers…..after the Islamic revolution….the only thing you’ll get is “dong sausage”


  • 10Th

    Shut the F*ck up, Islam Is as good as a religion as britney spearse is a good parent.

    Christianity, Islam, Catholic, Scientology, judaism, Qabala, Star treck-ism.
    What ever the hell it is, THEIR ALL DEAD. (Except for ONE)

    Thats why noone respects you.

    Your a damn joke.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Shut up stupid kuffar pill head.

      Your crazy drug induced rant is clear evidence of your numerous addictions.
      Clean up your act and live a better life.

    • Ali bin-Fuqrab

      I think you should be less concerned about others’ faith kuffar and more about finishing fifth-grade level English!

      The f*ck in “Shut the F*ck up” shouldn’t be capitalized
      Britney Spears should be capitalized and it’s not spelled spearse
      Judaism should be capitalized.
      treck-ism = Trek-ism (should be capitalized)
      They’re not THEIR
      THEIR ALL DEAD shouldn’t be capitalized
      ‘except and one’ shouldn’t be capitalized
      No one is two words
      You’re not your

      This is your English lesson for the day non-believer…you can head back to playing WoW now!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        Dumbass, uneducated infidel known as 10th.

        Ali has set you straight!

  • Abdullahsucksdick

    Gee, I’d like some of that dong-sausage Abdullah keeps raving about. It must be better than a smoking-hot woman’s bearded taco. Are you guys from Afghanistan?

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Go to Afghanistan and find out.
      But know this degenerate kuffar….It will be for you a one way trip.

  • A REAL muslim

    You call yourself a muslim? I wouldn’t be surprised if you weren’t really a muslim and are calling yourself one so you can make us look bad! Either that or you are just plain CRAZY.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      You are the one who is not a real Muslim……you are just some Zionist trouble maker or lazy infidel.
      Go back to your alcohol and drugs and leave us peaceful Muslims alone.

      • newyorkdollface(:

        u call urselves “peaceful” and then stone people? wtf is wrong with u and all u other muslum queers first of all selena and taylor r not lesbo they r straight wat kind of website and news article is this? this website is a joke the only reason im even here commenting is because i think this website is full of crappy, poorly written articles that say a bunch of BS that isnt even true! taylor swift and selena gomez r good people that have never done anything wrong to any of u queers so fuck off and leave american people alone

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          Stupid infidel whore
          Only a fellow lezboqueer would defend rug munching trash like Taylor and Selena.

    • Satire Fan

      This is the part of existence that really seems to suck. It’s when the victim of a joke meets everyone laughing at the joke, and for the victim it really sucks. I’m really sorry for all the offensive things I laugh at, really, and I understand that out of the 1.2 billion Muslims there are probably 1.1 billion that don’t think anything like this site pretends to. The 100 million that do are similar to the 1 in 10 Americans who are obese to some extreme degree, and nobody likes them. It’s easier for foreigners to pretend that all Americans are lazy couch potatoes, though, and our Olympic athletes are left out of the stereotype for a simple reason: stereotypes make incredible joke fodder. So while I’m sorry that Muslims both endure and dish out persecution throughout the world, and while I understand that this site is horribly offensive, screw people’s feelings. Satire is awesome. And if you want to catch some offensive satire of people like me, go on YouTube right now and look up Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”.
      I spend my evenings with a roll-up bubble rap
      *POP, POP*
      Hope nobody sees me
      Get Freaky

    • Dar al-Harb

      Allah is our objective, the Quran is our Constitution, the Prophet is our leader, Jihad is our way, and death for the sake of Allah is the highest of our aspirations. You either follow this credo or you are A FAKE muslim (i.e. an apostate who deserves death!)
      Bukhari (52:260) – “…The Prophet said, ‘If somebody (a Muslim) discards his religion, kill him.’ ”
      And so you have been warned! Allahu Akbar!

  • saphonic fan

    Taylor is the top, right?

  • dickspitz

    These 2 must have learned how to assfuck each other with their strap-ons like porn sluts by watching the priests sodomize little boys.

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    Salena and Taylor are lesbians. I hate them. The Jonas Brothers are way better than them in every way.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Joe Jonas’s Girl

      Why do you bring up the Jonas’ sisters at every opportunity?
      Are you not disgusted by their flat chests and poorly developed asses?
      They have to be three of the least sexy females on planet Earth.

      I do admit to liking their unibrow….but that is their only attractive feature.

      I suggest you try looking elsewhere for female companionship….I hear Miley Cyrus licks a mean poontang!

  • SO FAKE.

    Stop. This isnt funny. Your OBVIOUSLY not muslim. You are a effin poser that wants ppl to hate islam. WE ARE PEACEFUL I SWEAR. Why the fuck would u waste ur time givin muslims a bad name. I am a REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS muslim and all this stuff on ur site is BULL. ur just a fuckin fake hiding behind phony names. You disgust me.

    • Dar al-Harb

      You are the faker! You are an apostate of the faith and must die!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        I am fired up with with anger against this faker and am burning with….. “Jihad Night Fever!”

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      So fake

      You are so fake!
      You are an infidel ass-clown trying to distort the message of the Prophet….well it won’t work!
      I and my Muslim brothers are too sharp to fall for the likes of you and I leave you with this thought: When Islam rules America……you had better be someplace else.

      I have plans for a Broadway Musical featuring the Muslim Rockettes….we will end every show throwing rocks at infidel whores and Muslim imposters!

      That means you and your family will be on the “guest” list.


      • YOUFAKES(:

        hahahah very funny? not
        u suck at acting
        u aint nowhere near muslim
        just shut the hell up and get a life(:

        • Dar al-Harb

          You know nothing of Islam fool!

  • SO FAKE.

    I’m a muslim and i know hundreds of other muslims. were NOTHING LIKE THIS. i have plenty of close christian and other religion friends and i love living in america. its where i was raised. Your such a fake its painfully obvious ur not muslim. And muslim women and girls like me are NOT OPPRESSED. it says in the QURAN to treat wives and daughters like precious jewels and care for them. Burkas are to protect a womens body from unwanted gazes from men and rapists. And no women is forced to wear it. I will try my best to clear Islam of the LIES your poser-ness is pouring on it.

    • Dar al-Harb

      Sorry you aren’t a real Muslim then!

      Qur’an (5:51) – “O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people.”

      Allah knows best and you know not!

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        Dar al-Harb speaks the truth!

        Listen to his words and obey or else face my stones!
        And by stones…I mean rocks….not my balls….which are also deadly weapons…but I prefer killing with rocks!


      • YOUFAKES(:

        yeah um shut up(:
        u aint telling me im not a real muslim when ur the one who will never be able to prove it.
        Why would i call u a fake if i wasnt muslim? If i wasnt muslim i wouldnt care. But bitches like u piss me off.

        • Dar al-Harb

          I quoted to you from the glorious Qur’an! Do you dispute what our holy book says? If so you are an apostate and Mohammad(PBUH) commands death for apostates. It’s pretty clear.

  • D

    the conversations on this post are very strange. stick with the pic. no one cares what your religion is.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Islam is the only thing that matters.

      You will discover for yourself the price of your ignorance…..when you are burning in hell!


    Yeah. You guys are SO HUNDRED PERCENT fake(: not even close to being muslim. I bet ya’ll are all the same person using different names. The same NON MUSLIM person. Just shut up and stop being a racist dummy and trying to ruin islam.

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You must be an infidel, because no Muslim would make insane claims such as what you make.
      I tell you this petty degenerate….nothing you say makes sense and the only thing you have achieved is bring a fatwa upon yourself.
      We Muslim’s live for Jihad and for the death of our enemies….I would remember that kuffar.

      • YouFakes

        Your quotes from da quran are either FAKE or out of context. And your the one das talkin bullshit. YOU ARE NOT MUSLIM. I AM MUSLIM. There. Now do you undertand??? You guys dont even no wat Jihad means. It aint a war against other ppl its a inner conflict between bad and good. I suggest you shut up bcuz your the one that sounds like an uneducated fool.

        • Abdullah The Butcher


          You sound and write like a google.

          Stop trying to pass yourself off as Muslim…….Go and kill yourself and save a Jihadist the trouble of breaking your greasy kuffar neck.

        • Abdullah The Butcher


          haha….in prison I bet you were the one who wore the burka!

          Does this bring back memories?……I bet it does.

          “come here youfakes….I needs youze to bendz over and take dat cock of mine.”

  • theheadchimp

    Youfakes if you are a Muslim then you got to be one of those prison jungle muslims. Is it so difficult to complete a sentence without sounding like a fucking nitwit? Wat, da and becuz gives it away you stupid porch monkey.

  • sassy 202

    u know wat ur proably a lesbian and just because ur one dont mean every1 is

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      sassy the dumb-assy

      You are fucking retarded. I have had to educate many dumb bitches on this site….but you take the cake.

  • theheadchimp

    The only way to educate that ignorant bitch is with a cattle prod.

  • Selena’s fan

    You honestly, are, mocking the islamic religion so badly. but thats not what annoys me, what annoys me is how much crap you give selena when she is more of a good person than you’ll ever be. get a grip of yourselves. you dont even know what a freaking mosque is.