Selena Gomez And Taylor Swift Are Dating
Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are dating. The young Hollywood lesbian orgy is now in full swing! For those of you getting late to the party here is a quick summary of what has happened so far.
First we found out that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were in fact lesbian lovers. We then learned that they had a messy break up and Demi Lovato has started dating Miley Cyrus. At the same time we learned that country music sensation Taylor Swift was also a lesbian, and had a love affair with her fiddle player (perfect instrument for a lesbian by the way) Emily Poe. So that is were we are today. We got a ton of young lesbians on our hands and they all seem to be involved in a good old fashioned dyke out.
According to our sources Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have gotten real close real fast, which is typical of a lesbian couple. There is a joke in the lesbian community, “What do you call lesbians moving in with each other? A second date”.
Needless to say Demi Lovato is furious about Selena Gomez’s new love interest. In the video below Demi is signing autographs for fans when one of them asks “How’s Selena?” and Demi snaps back “Ask Taylor!” Jealously rearing its ugly head if I’ve ever seen it. Fast forward to the 1:35 mark of the video to see the exchange.
Personally I think Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift make a very cute couple and wish them the best. Also if they are interested I’m selling a gently used double-sided dildo with strap-on on eBay. It is the perfect Valentine’s gift for that special carpet muncher in your life.