Selena Gomez And Taylor Swift Are Dating

Selena Gomez Taylor Swift

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are dating. The young Hollywood lesbian orgy is now in full swing! For those of you getting late to the party here is a quick summary of what has happened so far.

First we found out that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were in fact lesbian lovers. We then learned that they had a messy break up and Demi Lovato has started dating Miley Cyrus. At the same time we learned that country music sensation Taylor Swift was also a lesbian, and had a love affair with her fiddle player (perfect instrument for a lesbian by the way) Emily Poe. So that is were we are today. We got a ton of young lesbians on our hands and they all seem to be involved in a good old fashioned dyke out.

According to our sources Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift have gotten real close real fast, which is typical of a lesbian couple. There is a joke in the lesbian community, “What do you call lesbians moving in with each other? A second date”.

Needless to say Demi Lovato is furious about Selena Gomez’s new love interest. In the video below Demi is signing autographs for fans when one of them asks “How’s Selena?” and Demi snaps back “Ask Taylor!” Jealously rearing its ugly head if I’ve ever seen it. Fast forward to the 1:35 mark of the video to see the exchange.

Personally I think Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift make a very cute couple and wish them the best. Also if they are interested I’m selling a gently used double-sided dildo with strap-on on eBay. It is the perfect Valentine’s gift for that special carpet muncher in your life.

  • jess

    listen you fucking wanker sad act get a lif u miserable get , i would love to see you say this to her face you shit bag i will knock you out

    • wanker

      ha, you said wanker

      • jess

        yer so wat he is

    • HateroflilChildren

      LOL I love all the nerd-bomber kids who come on here thinking this one random website will influence the people it talks about. REALLY?? Are all the children that R-Worded? I mean RETARDED??? The only ppl who think this random website will RUIN lives havent lived theres yet. I can’t believe how naieve children can be

      • Uhhh

        Hey you should stop sucking dick

  • bunny

    I am so sick of seeing this websites articles.
    You’re lame dude. Grow up.

    • Well

      then stop coming here

      • bunny

        I don’t come here. I only came here once to tell you your articles are annoying. ;)
        I guess this makes twice.

        • bunny

          Sorry not yours, I meant whoever writes these.

  • Ed

    “Taylor Swift was also a lesbian, and had a love affair with her fiddle player (perfect instrument for a lesbian by the way) Emily Poe.”

    LMAO. Funniest article on the web I have read in a while! Whether it’s true or not, it’s still funny as hell.

  • demilovato#1fan

    you are really stupid seriously stfu they are FRIENDSS so calm down u dueche bag

  • lesli

    Listen u mother fucker. They r not lesbien. Ok
    They’re just friends. FRIENDS I tell u.
    So y don’t u get a fuckin’ life.

    • Well

      Are you saying there’s something wrong with being a lesbian? Or being gay? And can you at least try to write in proper English? How old are you? 5?
      It’s a joke, obviously if you don’t get the jokes, stop coming over to this website.

  • Taylor

    Are you fuckin retarted dude? I mean seriously get a damn life

  • Sly Cooper

    Those of us who know the truth about Selena and ones like her know your as lost as a goose. Durka Durka,if your the one who posted this,I have a personal message for you. Your just one more piece of shit Allah believing scum!

  • Zinja

    Lol these angry kids are funny. Totally missing the point of these kinds of ‘articles’.

  • Taylor

    Hey zinja shut the fuck up. This little piece of shit writing all this crap is fuckin stupid

  • Taylor

    Oh and fuck Allah

    • ciara

      forst of all who eva rote this article has totally lost it.
      ANd you losa, so called taylor don’t bring allah into anyof this.
      ANd selena gomez and taylor swift are friends and so were demi get thjat straight youm deuches

  • idiots

    allah damn!!! that shit is funny!! what is even more funny is the lame ass teenfucks that think this is still real! Mo needs to have his way with them and fuck them all in the ass till they bleed!! allah akbar!!!!!

  • Taylor

    Yeah dude you’re so fuckin cool! Gay ass mother fucker

  • Taylor

    And once again fuck Allah

    • Sir.Muhammad Maaz

      Ur asshole , Allah means God , whom u and our religion worship the one ,ur country’s policy misguided u!

    • a whitey

      yeah im christian i wouldn’t say that. allah just means god in there language. your going to hell

  • Taylor Swift

    Why are you guys always outing my affairs. I’m free to chew any rug I want and not have my you put my business in the public eye. Lawdy LAAAAWD!!!

  • idiots

    once again fuck yourself gaylor

  • idiots

    and yeah i am a mother fucker…..ur mother

  • Sir.Muhammad Maaz

    Hey Americans , Jihad dose not means terrorism , U fools , dumb ass , it means to Sacrifice the life in the way of Allah , and We are not damn terrorist , ur policy are damn wrong , ur misguided !!!!!

    • idiots

      get a grip douche this is not one of your jihad websites

  • Lola

    What a loser

  • jess

    ooooo shut up u bad gang of smack heads

  • ur a prick

    AARRRRRGGGGGUUUUUHH u motherfocking jihad
    i feel lyk i cud jus about kill you
    u best stop dis shit about selena coz u definatly got a death wish
    n i will fokin blow ur head off

    nd 2 evry1 else leave allah out of dis coz dis jihad bastard is jus tryna cause sum shit against other religions so jus respect otherr religions and leave allah out of it coz den u lot are jus as bad as dat bastard jihhad

  • Taylor

    Haha I love fuckin with you people. Y’all get so pissed off. Damn Arabs

  • Selena Gomez

    Selena: Wow just got on the internet and was posted to read this. I just want to say i’m not a lesbian i’m straight and please stop writing made-up stuff about me! Not matter what I say people are still going to make up rumors, its life! But to my fans I will always stay true to you! Don’t always listen to rumors thier just rumors…! But i’m on twitter if you have any comments or questions!!!!!

    Demi: Sitting here with Selena, Selena and I have been through alot we have diffrent friends so were not in a fued! I’m not dating Miley she one of my besties! Taylor and Selena are not lesbians, niether is Miley and me! So please quit being ridiclious! Fans stay true and be real!!!!!

    • Skittles

      I think you should beat him up ;D
      .. or her.
      I’m not totally sure on the gender.. BUT you never know these days could be both :)

  • Awesome

    I love you selena

    • sienna

      u iz stupid

  • uuaraf

    OMG!! ur soooo stupid!!! y do u keep making these stupid about selena!?!?! ur need a life!! i wish i could find u and kill u!!

  • a whitey

    @Taylor you character in confusing. I get celebjihad phoney news but not so much what you’re going for.

    • Taylor


  • Louise

    As immature as this is it makes me laugh so much and I’m a fan of alot of the people on this website.
    “Also if they are interested I’m selling a gently used double-sided dildo with strap-on on eBay. It is the perfect Valentine’s gift for that special carpet muncher in your life.” LMAO

  • joey




    • Taylor

      Dude you’re awesome. Fuck the dude saying all this shit

  • ilikelesbians

    Allah fuckin damn! wheres the porno im sick of jackin off to the same damn shit all the time. i wanna see some taylor-selena fuck fest! i’ll buy the double sided dildo if i can see these bitches use it

    • Taylor

      Wow Dude that’s pretty sad. I’m guessin you’re some nerdy ass virgin

      • Skittles

        And what if they are a virgin?
        Grow up!

      • Skittles

        Wait i take back that XD
        I didn’t read what the other dude said.

        Dude that called him/her self “ilikelesbians”
        Don’t be so rude D<

  • Katrina

    Come on! Taylor Swift is dating Taylor Lautner! Whoever wrote this article had WAY to much time on their hands. Everyone that lives of the face of the earth knows that Taylor and Taylor are dating. And anyway, Selena’s with Nick Jonas

    • sienna

      not no more u dumass

  • EliteTrixter

    for all you dumb ass teens dont u know this is just a piss take he is just doing this to get your back up now how about you put ur little prepubecent dicks away n stop jacking off to these silly little pop stars and stop dissing others belifes im athiest but i got respect so how about you shut your cum dumpsters fucking nubs

    • Taylor

      Hahahaha fag

  • Charlotte

    I mean seriously, ask taylor, she was saying it in a nice way, she is in a different country so she wont know about selena, and selena would have been hanging out with taylor, soooooo I mean seriously, disney kids get enough, now you’re turning on them, I feel sorry for the poor lambs yes they love they’re job and they know the papparazzi are sorta a package deal,but ravaging rumours that they are lesbians!!
    You’ve gone way too far now

  • goo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    u rule selena and taylor
    i wish i was u

  • james

    who ever wrote this is a total loser. like seriously grow up and pick on someone you can actually afford.

  • Justin Gaston


    • Skittles

      Thats just rude.
      And disgusting, i’m sure she wouldn’t wanna have sex with you.
      Probably get a restraining order too o.o..

  • AHudson

    Wow,who is ever going to believe you. I am not nieve at all. Which means, if you don’t know because your so light-headed, you’ll believe everything anyone tells you. You are such a crutial person to say that about Swift, 20, and Gomez, 17. They would never date, they’re not that dumb. You’re not going to be getting that far in this writing career of yours, dumb-witt.

    • Bob

      I completely agree with you. You are not at all nieve, and the author of this is certainly a light-headed dumb-witt.

  • Kat xxx

    OMDZ what is wrong with you, youre such a perve and so sick minded. you are aloser and just pick on them. you shoudl go die!!

  • Lauren

    you pple have no lives.

    • Olek

      lucialuiw on August 30, 2011 i like my nlsropaeity, because i am a really happy person and i love to smile and make other people smile with me , kisses from Perfa love youu

  • Wow…

    Wow… I Wasn’t Going To Post Until I Read The Comments, I Am Christian And I’m Tolerante Of Other Religions. Allah Does Mean God And It WAS Used In The Bible. So All Kids Saying “Fuck Arabs” Guess What Fuck You! Look What America Does To Our Kids Misleads Them And Makes Them Rascit. Just Because Someone Is Arab Doesn’t Mean They Are Terrorist! Damn It Kids Learn Something!

    • Crusader

      Your wrong all muslims that take the sheets off their beds and wrap them around their heads are fucking TERRORISTS! Fuck all muslims, and burn the Qur’an! Power to the pope and all Catholics!

      • sienna

        r u serious go suck ass

  • Alex

    you’re just jelous cause they are good friends and you don’t have friends!!!

  • beth mendez

    This writer is an insulting, hostile homophobe. She/he needs to be removed from your website.

  • Dead Ed™

    These lesbians, they HATE you if you’re STRAIGHT. They have a word for straight people: BREEDERS.

    Why do lesbians use dildos? Haven’t they made their choice?

  • Dead Ed™

    Selena Gomez, And Taylor Swift, Are Dating

    Shit, I thought this was my Google search bar.

  • Dead Ed™

    Judging by the picture, I’d say they are not lesbians, but gang bangers.

    The picture displays a heart-shape gang symbol used by the Gangster Disciples and Maniac Latin Disciples in the Folks Alliance.

    The ladies are clearly Lady D’s (Lady Disciples). And people should beware: these gangs are DANGEROUS. I don’t think they’re false-flagging, because flashing that symbol can get you seriously injured or killed if you’re not a member. SO DON’T DO IT!

  • rachel

    wow just cause ur a lesbian doesnt mean everyone is jerk =P

  • Ruta\

    you guys r so funnnnnnnyyyyyy!!!!!!! but u need 2 get a life. I WISH I COULD GIVE 1, but what a waste that would be

    • Taylor


  • Taylor

    Holy ass fuck batman!

  • Kandy


    • Dead Ed™

      Yew kan’t spel fer shit.

  • ray

    selena sexy even if she’s gay or not

  • ray
  • sharon

    thay have to be dating beacause my mom is a reportar and she said taylor and selena had kissed together in front of every one!!!!!!!!!