Second Plane Hits Michael Jackson
Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson.
The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest that the plane, AA Flight 83 bound for Las Vegas, Nevada, lost contact with ground control within seconds of leaving LAX at 4.28pm.
The only subsequent communication received, seconds before the impact, was of an hysterical male voice screaming “Glory to the name of Allah! Revenge on the infidel Jackson for the blasphemy that was ‘Invincible”! Get my 72 virgins ready – I’m gonna get my freak on!”
On hearing of the latest tragedy, hysterical Jackson fans encamped at the singer’s Neverland Ranch were shocked once again into spouting inane cliches and platitudes. “This is the day the music died again, just like it died last Thursday, only it wasn’t really totally dead then, but it sure is now. But it will live on as long as it is not dead.” sobbed Lavisha Washington of Butte, Montana who has been keeping vigil at the gates of Neverland since 1992, just in case Michael died suddenly.
Shortly after news of the incident broke, Jackson’s father Joe paused from thrashing daughters Janet and LaToya to release this statement; “I ain’t surprised. That’s what that boy gets for playin’ glove puppets with those little white children.” A visibly moved Jackson then added “My record label is releasing videotapes using Blu Ray technology, or somethin’. I also have a website kinda thang.”
i dont know if you are trying to be funny or just plain making fun of his death along with the 9-11 tragedy but you come off a total moron and need to be put down for the sake of the rest of us. no matter what has happened in the past michael is and will remain a legend. he has made lots of music that people LOVE! he has passed so just let the poor guy rest and stop the shit talking you fucking retard.
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^^^ gay & humorless ^^^
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grimm you are the one who is coming off as a humorless moron. do you always go around the internet telling people what they can and can not joke about?
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i cant tell if grimm is being funny or not? does he/she know where they’re at?
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sorry people but not trying to be funny for you or telling people what to do just saying the guy barely passed and its just uncalled for. really, are you three as stupid and soul-less as this other dumbass? do me a favor…look in the mirror and see yourself for the sheep that you are and slam your head into the glass. then cut your wrists and stop being such a bitch. if not for me then do it for you. Peace putos.
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Who’s the sheople? Peeps who can’t outgrow their crush 4 a man that can’t stay away from kids (anybody else at 40 suttin’ would be looked down upon) are the real sheople. I don’t follow the trend. I don’t claim to be a trend setter. It’s all about me, the individual. Power to the MEOPLE. I suggest you 4get about associating urself with special interest groups who don’t give a shit about the individual who takes care of themselves and cares for a group with special needs, like “attention”, forcing others to be 4gotten.
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no one has a crush or is just that infatuated with the man, or maybe I can’t speak for everybody, but the fact still remains that he is a human, with family, children and friends that are hurt by his death. Maybe if you should loose a child one day, or anybody close enough that you care about, then that emotion of a human will overcome the dick face that you are right now, and maybe after you wipe away your tears, you can see what people are saying. Yeah the jokes are one thing, but some of you idiots have gone way too far with the name calling and joys of death quotes. It’s just simply not right
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If somebody you loved died, nobody would care. That’s a fact. Nobody but YOU. If somebody I loved died, nobody would care but ME. MJ was a public figure. He was in the spotlight. He put himself there, & GOD bless him 4 it. But people do have their own to take care of, their own jobs to go to, obey the law & pay your taxes, pay your bills on time, & who gives a shit when nobody gives a shit about you & I? GET OVER IT! He’s dead, I don’t care. If I die you won’t care. If you die nobody would care. But peeps closet to you.
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Like I said homeboy, it’s a matter of opinion. And you are absolutely right, nobody gives a fuck but those closet to me or you or what ever, and never have you heard me say I love Michael Jackson soooo much and he loves me and I need to defend his honor. I think that some of the jokes are funny, but some of this shit is tacky and ignorant. I am not trying to go around saving the bloging world and telling people what to type, but I am human and I feel bad that he died so young and left behind kids that love him and a family, and I feel like some of these retarded ass ignorant ass “racist” assholes have said some unnecessary shit. Do I think he molested little boys, NO… do I think he was weird, YES, and therefore he brought this all on himself. But he was still a human being in my mind. so having said that… You continue to hate, I continue to love….bottom line
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Really? Where’s my love? I’m tollerant. You are wierd urself.
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thanks i think???
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and I think that any person that touches any child in any manner needs to be hung from their private parts, but as a mother, i am not going to ask the court to pay millions or that person to settle with me financially, I am going to try my best to kill the bastard with my bare hands
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Why won’t MJ’s family or the Hollyweird celebrities pony up the dough for MJ’s memorial service instead of a bankrupt state?
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