Scientists Discover Way To Cure Bieber Fever

Bieber fever



The outbreak which started in North America quickly spread to the rest of the world. Millions were infected, families were torn apart, and the world as we knew it was gone forever. These are the devastating effects of “Bieber Fever”.


Bieber Fever began to claim victims over 2 years ago. What first started as a local infection mainly in the backwoods of Canada quickly spread down through the United States and then the rest of the world. Bieber Fever mainly affects young girls ages 2-16. The symptoms include uncontrollable screaming, severe mental retardation, and anal leakage.


Since the discovery of the 5’0 112lbs goofy haired virus, scientists have worked tirelessly to try to eradicate it, but all attempts have failed… until now. Scientists at Skynet have developed a cyborg assassin which they will send back in time to 1993. This terminator is programmed to kill Mrs. Bieber, and may be humanities last hope.


May Allah bless and be with you terminator on your righteous mission to save the world from Justin Bieber and the cursed “Bieber Fever”.

 

  • theheadchimp

    I think the cure for Bieber Fever will be when all his fans start kintergarten next year. They will be too busy with the ABC’s to have time for this preschool muthafucka.

  • Scipio

    If you go back in time to stop something happening then the reason you went back will never occur to make you go back in the first place, the scientists need to find another way of dealing with this deadly virus as this is not gonna save us, and by us i mean the poor souls who have to deal with these stupid girls.

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    It’s about time that they found a cure for Beaver Fever. I’m so glad that they found a cure for it. And it’s about time they found a cure for it. I’m tierd of everyone obssesing over Justin Beaver. I hope Beaver Fever will come to an end. I can feel it comming to an end. And I hope Beaver Fever will kill all of Justin’s fans.

  • theheadchimp

    Joe Jonas’s Girl you racist bitch. Now you are hating on Justine the Beaver. She may be a no talent girl, but she is white unlike the Jonas sisters.

    • Joe Jonas’s Girl

      I’m not a racist b*tch. You might be, but I’m not.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        Joe Jonas’s Girl

        If the headchimp says you’re racist….you are racist……got it bitch!

        I am the Butcher….my words are always true!

        Stop hating beaver fever!

        ALLAHU AKBAR

        • Joe Jonas’s Girl

          I’m not a racist b*tch. I’m not going to stop hating Beaver Fever. Your words aren’t always true. Got it. I’m sick of you guys hating me and arguing with me. I want you guys to stop doing it.

          • Abdullah The Butcher

            Joe Jonas’s Girl

            You do not want to pick a fight with me infidel.
            I will show you no mercy and I will split you from “slit” to lip……so think about that.

            As for the Jonas sisters…..they suck in comparison to “The Partridge family and The Osmonds” If you want to hear some real talent, go to infideltube…aka youtube….and search for the Bay City Rollers or the captain and Tennille . Those were kuffars with singing ability……unlike your unibrowed hermephrodites…the Jonas sisters.

            Finally:
            You need professional help and by help I mean butchered……which is a highly likely given that you’ve pissed me off.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Hmmm…I wonder if we could convert this cyborg to Islam and send him back in time to kill Moses and that stupid Joshua?

    Now that’s a good use of technology!

  • eyewitness 1000000000000

    I have seen it! the families being torn apart! My best friend HATES miss Beaver, but her little sister (age TEN :) ) Is completely infected with the fever. It’s killing my friend. Please let them find a cure quickly, like Beaver admitting he’s a girl or something

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      The only sure fire method of keeping young girls from being infected is to convert them to Islam, throw them into a burka and send them to a “beaver free zone” aka the madrassa.

      In the middle ages, when a sinful person became infected, it was a sign Allah was punishing the person. In order to purify the infected wretch…he or she had to be set on fire. Sometimes entire villages were burned.

      Perhaps this ancient treatment might help slow down the spread of “beaver fever.”
      I suggest burning Justine and all the kuffars she has infected.
      This will at least slow the infection….until another equally vile infidel takes her place.

      Like I said, converting to Islam is the only way to inoculate against this horrid disease.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

    • Joe Jonas’s Girl

      i agree with you eyewitness 1000000000000. Finnally someone else feels my pain of Beaver Fever. I hate Beaver Fever because most of my friends all have Beaver Fever. And I don’t. And I think it’s killing them. Luckly there is a cure. I hope my friends get cured. There is a cure for Beaver Fever. You don’t have to worry any more. Good thing I don’t have Beaver Fever because I would probably be dead by now. Just a warning to of everyone that has Beaver Fever it can kill.

  • theheadchimp

    This goddamn bully is accused of assaulting a little 12 year old. Maybe British Columbia prosecutors have found the cure. Put this little bitch in a femail jail cell with some bull dykes like the Lizard and let nature take its course.