Scarlett Johansson Upskirt Pic

Scarlett Johansson upskirt



Poor Scarlett Johansson, first she gets dumped by her husband Ryan Reynolds for an older, uglier woman in Sandra Bullock, and now this embarrassing upskirt picture has leaked to the Internet.


I am willing to give Scarlett Johansson a break for this upskirt pic. She is obviously mesmerized by what she is viewing on her computer (possibly CelebJihad.com) and does not realize that she is wearing a short skirt and has her legs completely spread open.


Really it could happen to anyone. In fact the same thing happened to me at a public library. Only I was not wearing underwear and was facing a group of small children. It is like I told the police officer it was just an honest mistake, and so is this Scarlett Johansson’s upskirt.

 

  • IHateCelebs

    Durka Durka, I have it on good authority that Scarlet Johansson was indeed perusing CelebJihad at the time this picture was taken. She was searching “What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like” to see what it said about her.

    The answer is… The inside of a hockey skate, a strawberry danish and money.

    • Longlife

      Once Pauly and Danny started tnkilag to each other, an El Camino crashed into my office.I was also really glad that the DJ repeated Trejo’s joke for the white listeners.

  • razor

    You jewish motherfuckers are always critisizing sexy celebraties. I think she is fucking hott, if anyone is agaisnt that please vote or post your comment you homoqueers

  • PORNBOT

    sad people ..very sad..that picture happens to be a screenshot from the film the perefect score(04).not that it matters but she was scoping out blueprint specs for the purpose of stealing s.a.t. test answers.

  • JJ

    Clearly intentional leg spread.

  • Habib

    The only cherry that jewish whore has is on her panties.

  • burner

    lol this is from a lame movie she was in, Perfect Score or something, this was the best thing about it.

  • bleh

    You imbeciles, this is a screen-shot from one of her old movies :/
    And by the way Jewish are far better HUMANS than you muslims will ever be :)

    P.S. I’m not religious.. ;)

  • miley is a whore

    she’s a whore too

  • Tennessee

    I wish I was between those legs, how sweet

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      Tennessee Tuxedo

      I wish I was breaking your legs….and neck.

      • thank GOD i’m not muslim

        abdullah the muslim faggot

        i wish you and every other muslim the worst death imaginable

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          think again asshole

          Too bad mofo…..it will be us Muslims who deliver to you and all infidels a horrible death.

  • Open the Scroll

    This was no accident and I guarantee her box is far from tasting like a cherry. Her face looks like she climbed to the top of the ugly tree and hit her face on every branch on the way down…

  • open ass here i come

    are you talking about your mother? SCROLL. the best coment here so far is wishing all muslime death. and realy are you people o.k? get of that fake bullshit your riding and grow a pair like your mothers did by giving birth to you parasites.. this is not highschool little kid’s now stop playing with your little wieners thinking your all that, and get off your mommy’s computer..

    • Open the Scroll

      You gay ass mother fucker. How many D batterie’s have you got shoved up your ass ? Who the fuck goes by the name Open Ass or Zilla nigga for that matter?. What a dumb fuck. Go back tothe rest stops and shave your ass.

  • dumbdullathesandnigga

    hey brother you miss me yes! o.k now so happy to be back now i shoot you in face with warm camel spunk no! o.k so i go for now i come back maybe so, stay queer you silly faggoty faggots.

  • open ass here i come

    ohhh you like it when i talk nasty. o.k then can you shave my balls and ass please, oh please.. i bet you have a small dick, it’s o.k i don’t mind. and zila who? it sounds like you have the hot’s for who ever he is zila. some how i will find a way to make you mine…

  • zillaman is a black Einstein

    I gots me lots of names but I stil spel like a fuking retard so it gibs me away

  • The Smart One

    You all do realize this is a scene from the movie THE PERFECT SCORE?

  • zillaman

    Iz be slamin all ya white trash.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      zillaqueer

      You got it wrong again; you meant to say, “I be sucking for cash.”

    • Ceren

      hurray!Nicely done. I got pretty close to inbox zero last year, but crnteruly I’m at inbox five hundred and thirteen.It’s kind of an anticlimax, though, when gmail immediately reminds you about all the other unread items waiting for you on google reader.

  • LOL

    lol wow relax

  • cyborg ninja pirate jesus

    How can this religion thing get into discussion of a pic of SJ? ^.^

    While we´re at it, I wish death to all humans, regardless of couintry, creed, color of skin, or sexual orientation.

  • PONYO

    EPIC FAIL WITH THE CHEERY’S

  • PONYO

    ?????????????????????=(*)

  • Auth

    Stephanie Posted on Great! Awesome!1st up the wedding china my mtheor gave me 18 years ago, while saying, with a VERY disappointed voice Well since it seems that you aren’t getting married any time soon, I might as well give this to you now. I’ve been carrying them around, thru 3 moves, thinking that I ought to keep them, that I would somehow curse myself or jinx myself if I got rid of them..that I would indeed end up alone.Guess what? Yep, I am still single. I’ve had a couple of relationships between then and now, but the end result? The dishes are not magical and I don’t have to expend any energy trying to make myself feel better about the dishes so that I can keep them.So, I am hereby embracing the real possibility that I may never be married and commit the dishes to craigslist, may they be gone in a wink and trouble me no more LOL!Thank you for the entertaining video about a serious subject.