Scarlett Johansson Tricked Into Dating Sean Penn

Scarlett Johansson Sean Penn

Well if you still do not believe that Jews are devils who steal everything good in this world then listen to this. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn (pictured above) have just announced that they are officially “dating”.

The thought of that old Jew Sean Penn pawing Scarlett Johansson’s gorgeous body is sickening. The Jews have long coveted Scarlett Johansson for her luscious boobies capable of producing large amounts of expensive baby juice. They have even gone as far as to start a nasty rumor that Scarlett Johansson is herself a Jew. Like Allah would ever bless a Jew with such a gorgeous physical frame.

Sean Penn has obviously used his Jew magic to bewitch Scarlett Johansson, so that he can harvest the bounty from her mammaries for profit. Hopefully the Western world will wake up to the evils of the Jewish race before their attractive women, like Scarlett Johansson, are all tricked into serving ugly old Jews like Sean Penn for the benefit of the Zionist oppression machine. Allahu Akbar!

  • IHateCelebs

    Spicoli won’t know what to do with a fine woman like Scarlett. Spicoli would rather smoke a bong and jet down to Venezuela for some man-hugs with Hugo Chavez.

    Spicoli often whines that his Jew father, Leo Penn was “blacklisted” during the McCarthy era. Poor poor baby Spicoli, so your commie dada had to write his crappy movie scripts under an assumed name and he had to lay off some of the help for a few years.

    It’s time to blacklist Spicoli for real. Let’s give the little stoner punk ass commie something to really whine about.

  • zillaman

    this woman is hhhhoooott. i would kill the head giving chimp and abdulla the cunt, eaven the open mouth fag, for that fine ass …shit i would kill them fo free..

    • theheadchimp

      eaven? Goddamn you are a total loser……You must work at Burger King because the people at McD’s are smarter than that.

  • zillaman

    head giving chimp i would for freeeee… fucking queen.

  • zillaman

    like i said before head giving chimp only reason you come to celeb jihad is because its the only place you can feel like a real man. just a pathetic head giving queen chimp…

  • alibarbara

    zillaman is teh gay

  • dumbdullathesandnigga

    aligarglecum. what you say is stupid you have infant brain just like chimpshit no! o.k is better that you don’t type at all, you might hurt your infant brain….so maybe i come back no! you are dumb gay monkey like chimpshit boy…