Scarlett Johansson Naked In The Shower Pic

After a long night out partying with the other degenerates in heathen Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson likes to come home, squat down in the shower, and (before she washes off the various bodily fluids covering her body) take naked pictures like the one above.

One can only assume this naked pic is a memento to commemorate the night’s debauchery, and that Scarlett Johansson will one day look back at this photo of her swollen beaten up baby box and remember the night she got repeatedly drilled by strange men in Sky Lounge’s VIP bathroom.