Scarlett Johansson Is Fat

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Scarlett Johansson fat



As you can see in the photo above Scarlett Johansson is one fat bitch!


We knew Scarlett Johansson was in trouble when she started dating the Hollywood Jew known as Sean Penn. It was just a matter of time before Sean Penn infected her with his filthy Jew ways, the first obviously being greed.


Scarlett now covets every calorie she can get her greasy hands on, and is storing them in her ever widening hips and bulging gut. If you stare at Scarlett’s stomach long enough it starts to looks like falcor the flying dog from “Never Ending Story”, which is to say repulsive and offensive to Allah.


However, all is not lost for Scarlett. It is not to late for her to renounce her Jew boyfriend, and accept Allah as her lord and master. Once she has found her proper place serving a Muslim man, and survives a few seasons of leans harvests while working the plow she will return to a respectable size.

 

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  1. Gayboy says:

    These type of women will never accept Allah or any other muslim man as their cocks are too small to satisfy them, I know from experience.

    I feel bad for all the straight women in muslim countries, for dildos will always be there main source of pleasure.

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    • Open the Scroll says:

      You aids spreading hampster wrangler, when my fellow muslims hunt you down you wil find out what our main source of pleasure is, our bruised hand’s from crushing your skull. We will wear glove’s of course so none of your diseased blood splatter’son us. Sleep well you twink…

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  2. theheadchimp says:

    can i have some big dick please? i would like to get my ass pounded hard and deep, and just beffore my black god get’s ready to blast i will get on my knees and swallow my black god’s cum every last drop.. yeeesss,

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  3. chimp killer says:

    what a sick fuck. you need to be euphemisms, like right now.. in case you don’t have a clue what that means chimp, it means to be put to sleep…

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    • theheadchimp says:

      You stupid motherfucker, you can spell a big word but you don’t have a clue as to its meaning. I know what its means asswipe……..it means nigras be stupid. I think somebody needs to finish kintergarden.

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  4. zillaman says:

    fuck you turdka, turdka, fuck you abdulla the cunt. fuck you little gay boy head giving chimp. fuck you open moth queer. FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH FAGGOT’S.. i bet you queers can’t back up any of that shit you talk. face to face i am your GOD. i own you, face to face you would die. and no coward dies a good death only a paifull one for you cowards. face to face you would get killed simple as that.. so stay here in this shit troll joke ass site, like i said this is the only place you can all feel like real men.. so FUCK YOU COWARDS, RACIST FAGGOTS.

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  5. zillaman is a black Einstein says:

    zillanig
    You are a typical ghetto cricket. Talk all the tough nigger talk you want but when the fur flies you niggers are all fucking cowards unless you got a posse or your mammy to back you up. But no matter what when you wake up tommorrow you are still a nigger and I am still white. So suck on that Kunta, and don’t let that minimum wage job get away from you………….

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  6. zillaman says:

    no faggot, that’s you fucking cowards. what you can talk shit but can’t take it? little bitch. see that’s what makes you the faggot that you are.i make more than you will ever see in this life time better belive it little girl. and when i wake up i’m not black never was, though you will remain a sad little fucking coward that likes to come here and be just that, a coward. so go fuck yourself asshole. and if you like to know what i have more than you no prob. i have a bigger dick, but let’s not go there the head giving chimp could get a hard on. you know how he’s a little queer..

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  7. zillaman says:

    all you fucks claiming to be jihadist are so fooking stupid. what you are is scared confused little white faggots. put all of you together and make the worlds biggest pile of shit.

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  8. one time slam good by says:

    ouch! that was nice zilla. well only one thing left to say now that zilla put a hurt on who ever you are chump, oops sorry i meant chick dam, whatever.. Earth’s dispossessed are vulnerable targets for extremists: those who teach that global justice is meaningless; that satisfaction can come only in violence, division, and intellectual isolation….. then again people here are dumb, and i don’t expect you to Comprehend the significance of this message… One time slam good by..

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  9. Gayboy says:

    Its obvious to me that there are a lot of muslims in the closet. Not only do you muslims worship Allah but you also worship his tiny cock. I’m sure when you midgets get to heaven/hell you will all get a turn to suck on his lil penis, and if you’re lucky maybe he’ll bend you over.

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