Scarlett Johansson Falls Out Of Her Dress At Movie Premiere

Scarlett Johansson cleavage



Scarlett Johansson falls out of the top of her dress at the premiere of her new movie “Under The Skin” (which I assume is an educational film on the workings of the body’s connective tissue).


Scarlett has a lot of nerve trying to use her offensive feminine breasts to draw attention to her movie. Unfortunately for Scarlett if us Muslims get a hold of her after seeing this display she’ll find out what is under her skin firsthand.


Why must Hollywood use slutty actresses like Scarlett Johansson to sell their movies? What ever happened to promoting a film based on good old-fashioned storytelling?


If they would just make movies based on feel good timeless stories like the one about a boy and his pet goat, or Muhammad beheading 900 Jews in Medina, then they wouldn’t need Scarlett Johansson parading her breasts around like this.

 

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  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

    This worn out slut has taken more miles of penis inside her twat, than Team Anus in his brown eye. And this says it all…

    • Imam Abbas

      True, Brother Hashim.

      It would take several sluts of this magnitude to surpass the mileage Team Spunk-Drinker has on his heavily abused rectum.

      That he (it?) takes such (gay) pride in it is what is most disturbing. He should be scheduled for lapidation. I can’t think of anyone more deserving.

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Brother Abbas, you’re right my friend.

        Team Fagg Brigade is a superlative example of American men obsession with anal sex and niggger dick sucking.

        In the United Caliphates of Americastan there will be no place for this kind of behavior.

        That’s why this modafoka will not live much longer.

    • Team America

      Hashim el violador de cabra

      You’re jealous of the all dick she gets and you wish you looked that good in a dress. I’m just jealous of that dress because I wish I was the one hanging off those tits.

      America! We the people!

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Team Anus,

        Shut up mofo. Everything that you say are lies. But there’s no surprise on that: this is typical from Jewish faggs like yourself.

        • Team America

          Hashim el violador de cabra

          I’m not a Jew but I don’t consider being called a Jew offensive. You on the other hand seem to be extremely offended at the site of a beautiful women. You’ve just revealed yourself to be an obvious homo.

          America! We the people!

          • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

            Team Shit Stain,

            The jew is the lowest form of life on the planet, even lower than a degenerate, black cock sucking faggot such as yourself.

  • Word of wisdom

    This obese jewess has the gelatinous consistence of a sea cucumber… Only the rigidity of her descrated burqah (stolen on a dead palestinian woman) keeps her standing.

    Disgusting.

  • Mr E

    Oh you poor Jihadi saps. Too much time spent fornicating with yourselves and your beasts of burden in those dark, damp caves in Afghanistan have obviously left you blind. And maybe a little sore. Ms. Scarlett’s breasts scream to the heavens and proclaim the glory of God (NOT your pagan butt-boy Allah) in their soft, rounded voluptuousness.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Mr Ed,

      The only thing that screams for something, is your slutty ass for nigger salami.

      And this is neither funny, nor virtuous. This explains why we, Muslims, want to eradicate from the face of the Earth you bitches from the 3 Stooges gang.

      • Mr E

        Speaking of screams, Hashoil, your mom tells me that you still yell out her name when you’re being rogered by your Jihadi butt-buddies. She’s kind of embaressed by that and wishes you would stop it.

      • Team America

        Hashim the goat raper

        That’s obviously not true. From what I’ve heard you were screaming pretty loudly last night while Abdullah was fucking you in the ass.

        America! We the people!

      • Imam Khalid of Basra

        Johansson is a filthy kike skank. It is an extreme pity that her ancestors didn’t get to take a nice shower between the years of 1939 and 1945, Now we are saddled with this no talent trollop insulting Allah with her fake fun bags.

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    Scarlett is a horse-faced fat pig. A pressure cooker shoved up her ass should put an end to her flabby tits falling out of another dress. It should also send her to hell!

    ALLAHU AKBAR

  • Jman05

    I’d hit that so hard!

  • Mikey

    Oh come on, even you fake muslisms gotta drop the act to say HOT DAMN!

  • Muslim Jedi

    My brothers did you see her as a red head in that god awful Avengers movie? What a fucking flop! And Captain Homo Queer America with his Spartan shield? Give me a break! He should have been dead by the twenty first century much like the belief in capitalism, and requiring serving in America”s pathetic military.

    Literally, a Chinese puppet show would have been more entertaining than seeing her pretend to be a Russian fire crotch! Which need I remind you all the Koran clearly states blonde or red hair is a sin of Allah and proof that she is indeed a practicer of the dark arts.

    She is clearly in need of acid thrown on her face.

  • stophatingkids

    fags

  • David

    What the fuck is wrong with you people? I can understand that we have different religions and all that, but seriously, the Nazis under Hitler had the same beliefs about blacks, Jews, women, and anyone else who wasn’t a white
    Christian male. The reason that there won’t be a fucking invasion is because a) you people are too busy fighting your own wars, b) nobody would actually act because nobody else believes in racism anymore and you would be wiped out, and c) all of you who are writing these idiotic comments geared toward a Muslim invasion are lunatics. I’m probably gonna get a ton of shit for writing this, but oh well. Have fun trying to get a takeover of the world’s leading military power going with a couple of third world countries,retards.

  • Bigone88

    For this sluts disgrace I feel I should shit down her throat and fuck her ferociously so she can rethink her skanky ways

  • Guest

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  • Facepalm

    Ok so guys, Im reading all of these comments on these pages and I’m
    starting to get a bit confused. Do you people actually think this stuff
    that you are saying? If you do than I just want to say a couple of
    things.
    1. Not only are the things that you are saying offensive to
    just about every race and religion ever, but they are also offensive to
    Muslim people who are actually just trying to live normal lives. You are
    supporting a steriotype that has very little bearing on reality.
    2. You are really really stupid to have these beliefs
    and
    3. THIS IS A FUCKING PORN SITE! THE ENTIRE PURPOSE IS TO SHOW PICS OF
    HOT CELEBS SO YOU LITTLE INCH-DICKED LOSERS cAN JERK OFF.