Salma Hayek Thong Upskirt Pictures

Salma Hayek thong



Salma Hayek gets her skirt blown up revealing her thong while on the set of her new movie “How to Make Love Like an Englishman” (which I can only assume is a film about pasty dudes “shagging” each other in the “fanny”) in the photos below.


Obviously this thong upskirt is all part of Salma Hayek’s character, as I’d bet my prized goat that she is playing a saucy vivacious latin woman who is going to teach these uptight middle-aged British men how to loosen up and live life to the fullest.


Of course in real life when an Englishman sees these Salma Hayek upskirt thong pictures it does not inspire him to live more carefree, but rather to secretly get more women’s underwear to wear under his neatly pressed three-piece suit.

 

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  • Saed Ahmadi

    She should be flogged until dead for such obscene behavior.

    • Nobody

      You should be flogged until dead because i said so.

    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      I’m flogging right now…!!

  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

    This Salma Hayek whore is disgusting, and her shameless behavior totally unacceptable.

    From whom did she learned to expose her slutty ass that sinful way? I bet it was from one of the bitches of the 3 Stooges Gang.

    Most probably the more debauched of them all, Miss Nobrain.

    • Beastly man

      Hashbrown is the number one proof that all muslims are nothing more than trannies and fags!

      Any straight man who sees a hot female with her ass showing and other body parts would automatically get an erection but that doesn’t count for you!

      You fags automatically call her disgusting and say she is “gross” because you hate females and envy them because they can get all the straight men they want!

      • Hashy’s Mandingo Lover

        ARe you serious replying to Prince Hashim like that you undereducated amurrican? Prince Hashim demands respect and will not tolerate childish insults from a fat pig yankee, Hashim’s father is Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani The most respected man in the world and Hashim is next inline so be careful westerner, you will be tongueless soon.

        • Nobody

          Princess Hashbrown the Worthless is nothing more than an animal bothering pedophile and his father is a dickhead for raising such an abomination.

        • Beastly man

          Oh look hashbrown has untied one of his dancing boys and took the dildo out of his ass and mouth so he could comment!

          How thoughtful!

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Mr. Mandingo,

          This time you spoke the truth.

          I’ll be merciful if you answer positively to the insistent requests of Nobrain and Beasty Anus and fuck their asses.

        • Team America

          Hashy’s Mandingo BF

          The only thing Hashim is next in line for is a turn at the glory hole.

          America! We the people!

          • Imam Abbas

            Team Jew-and-Nigger Fellator

            If Brother Hashim was waiting for his turn in line at the Glory-hole (highly unlikely, given he’s a muslim brother with many wives, concubines, and generous harem), he’d have to wait for all eternity for you to get out of the way!

          • Team America

            In men’s asses

            Everyone knows you’re the glory hole hog. Why don’t you step aside and let someone else have a go sucking cock, you cum whore. Did you ever think that maybe your new butt buddy Hezbollah hitman might want to get in on the action.

            America! We the people!

          • Imam Abbas

            Did you ever think that maybe your new butt buddy Hezbollah hitman might want to get in on the action.

            ============================
            Team Sodomite

            No it didn’t occur to me, and I doubt it occurred to him. The only action he wants in on, is shooting your ass with the holy AK-47!

            You can go back to fellating niggers and Jews at the glory-hole, that is, if your mama doesn’t lock you back in the basement or her double-wide in the trailer park!

          • Team America

            In men’s asses

            I’m not surprized it didn’t occur to you, your boyfriend said you were a selfish lover. The only thing Hezbollah hitman will be shooting is a load of cum in your aids infected ass.

            America! We the people!

        • Hezbollah Hitman

          Homo queer nigger, your mockery has gone on long enough. It will be Sharia court and then stones for you but only to an inch of your life. It won’t be stones which kill you.

          To give you a sense of nostalgia it’s the noose for you!

          • Team America

            Heza-ball-licker

            Don’t get jealous. I’m sure if you ask real nicely Hashim and his boyfriend might let you join them in a three way.

            America! We the people!

          • Hezbollah Nation

            Homo Fag Nation

            Drunken European American pedoqueers are not halal. I cannot wait to personally decapitate you just like this dead kuffar on the left so that your whale like lard ass is laid on a concrete slab.

            Your body may be cold in the morgue but it wil be hot in hell when Iblis is dickng your bung hole with his scaly red cock along with Ronald Regan, JFK, and Jimmy Carter.

            ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!

          • Billie Jean

            HURRY! I think we can save him.

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Homo,

        The problem with these sluts is that they can’t find an available real man in a range of 100 miles (Hello! We are talking about the fuckin’ US of A).

        This explains why they desperately need to exhibit their ‘inner parts’ in a so shameful manner.

        In Islam there’s not this problem, because we, pious Muslims, have an erection just by seeing a woman’s toe.

        • Beastly man

          Most females who do this already have a man in their life.

          The only reason they dress like that is because females in the 21st century are really horny and like to expose their bodies for all to see!

          Females in the middle east do not have such a freedom. If they showed as little as their neck you fags would cut their heads off and stone them to death!

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            And then what? Don’t you do the same to a chicken’s neck before you prepare a stew?

            OK, OK: you don’t stone the chicken.

          • Beastly man

            Dumbass the point is, your women would do the same damn thing if they didn’t fear for their lives!

            Our women are comfortable with exposing their bodies because the only punishment they will receive is a hard fucking!

            The same hard fucking you muslims get from your dancing boys!

          • Imam Abbas

            The only hard fucking women get in the USA is from their girlfriends strap-on!

            The so-called “men” in the USA emaciated themselves the day they gave women the right to vote, and its been downhill ever since…

            If they want a REAL fucking – they get it from a virile, pious, manly Muslim’s glorious and massive passion pole!

          • http://www.ubuntu.org/ taLIbaNUX

            Most females have no man in their lives, have a homogay in their lives.
            If these women had a man in their lives, they would not need to expose their bodies for the pleasure of all strangers losers for free.

            They show their bodies because everyone knows that women have no talent or intelligence and the only way to excel is to be a sexual object showing her body.

            In our civilized world, everyone is already clear that women are sexual objects and thus they have no need to prove it every day of their lives.

          • Beastly man

            Let me clear something up for you dumb monkeys!

            Homo and gay means you like the same sex! If this is the case that means you would not be in a woman’s life, making your post sound like a farm animal wrote it!

            Please learn your terminology before posting. I’m sick of going back and fourth with 10 year old girls who don’t know the difference between their ass and their mouth!

          • http://www.ubuntu.org/ taLIbaNUX

            Look urbandictionary. Your argument is invalid.

            PS: The homogays are the “men” in their life for these harlots.

          • Beastly man

            You are fucking stupid!

            You want the definition? Here it is straight from the dictionary…….

            Homo – A Homosexual man

            Gay – (of a person, esp. a man) homosexual

            Learn your fucking terminology you dumb sand nigger!

          • http://www.ubuntu.org/ taLIbaNUX

            You are using a wrong dictionary.

            Please read the correct one:
            http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homogay

            Don’t blame me, it’s your infidel language, I just learn.

            بلاه بلاه بلاه يادا يادا يادا الله أكبر

          • Beastly man

            You’re a dumbass. We are not talking about “homogay” as one word. We are talking about it as two different words meaning you’re ass is wrong!

            I did not say homogay i said homo and gay. Learn the difference!

            Now stop trying to be a smart ass and go back to school kid!

          • http://www.ubuntu.org/ taLIbaNUX

            We a talking about it as two different words

            - YOU are talking about it as two different words.
            - I AM talking about “homogay” as one word.

            homogay is a word in your infidel language.
            وطيمثلي (homogay) is a word in my sacred language.

            Anyway, I don’t understand why are you so anxious to defend the cuckold homogays, it seems like you defend yourself or someone special in your life.

          • Team America

            Beastly my love you tell him you are the expert on anything homosexual as well as a great penis sucker at our glory hole.
            Glory holes yeah Gay is the way.

          • Beastly man

            Hashbrown, why do you even waste your time? The real Team America profile pic has an american flag and has thousands of votes.

            We all know its you so stop trying to impose. Instead of wasting time imposing you could be at your favorite glory hole drinking cumshots and eating ass!

          • Team America

            Now Beastly you no that I am the real Team America and the holder of the title Mr. Glory hole The Imposter uses the American flag your just angry because you could not get your dick hard at the glory hole last night we both no you love these lovers spats because the make up sex is so good.
            And love don’t be upset it happens to us all maybe you will have better luck tonight I will bring the 12 inch black dildo the one you love to shove up your ass that may help with your erection problem.

          • Beastly man

            Hashbrown only your dumbass would write “no” instead of “know”. The real team america is not retarded but the fake one is and that’s the one with the picture of hashbrown’s grandma in the 60′s.

            Get help kid, you need it!

          • Imam Abbas

            These are the meanderings of either a Catholic Priest and/or Child Molester (perhaps that redundant).

            There is a special place for you in Jahannam, where the dreaded Iblis will pound your ass with his massive thorned cock, and pump you full of his molten seed – while you fry like a Frito for all eternity!

          • http://www.ubuntu.org/ taLIbaNUX

            Brother Imam Abbas, don’t forget the Christian Pastors, whose hobby is to exchange and swing their wives, best with strangers and Mandingo Parties, so they release their latent repressed homosexuality fantasizing watching his woman fucked and vicariously experience it through her.

          • Muslim Posession

            I have become posessed by a wicked and powerful djinn brother, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

          • Nobody

            In your primitive world women are hairy beasts and should be covered up.

          • http://www.ubuntu.org/ taLIbaNUX

            Then I guess you can put pictures of your mom and/or sister naked, because they aren’t a hairy beasts, or yes?. According to your argument, it is completely normal for women to strip for the pleasure of random men.

            The point is women have no talent, only showing off her naked body. No matter what she think or what she speak, only matter their prostituted naked bodies.
            Women are sexual objects, we all are equal in that (even they are agreed, but their feminism prevent from confess it), but our women aren’t prostitutes for anyone, and your women yes, and you seem proud.

        • Team America

          Hashim the goat molester

          You mean you get an erection from seeing a camel toe and by that I mean the actual toe of a real camel.

          America! We the people!

          • Team America

            Asshole Imposter you are the goat fucker and I bet you do camels as well.
            Glory holes yeah Gay is the way.

    • Nobody

      Hashbrown the Dickhead. If i was the one who taught her “to expose her slutty ass that sinful way” I wouldn’t be here replying to your post. I’d be fucking the bitch. You truly are a stupid cunt.

  • http://www.ubuntu.org/ taLIbaNUX

    Salma Hayek for this “difficult” new role, which is to show her ass and boobs as in the other roles, had to triple her daily Tacos diet, so her farts increased their power to the point of lifting her skirt and make the beach breezes change direction.

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    She’s got a nice ass. She maybe a stupid fucking arab/Spaniard mix but i’d take her to pound town on behalf of her Arab blood. God knows a Muslim can’t and neither is this Euro trash fag she’s with.

    What Salma Hayek needs is to be humbled. And by that I mean have her eyes glued shut after a triple dip with her, and then locked out of her own motel room while I escape with her wallet. Somebody needs to treat her right. By right I mean like a whore

    • Nobody

      “While I escape with her wallet”. Says a lot about you and your people.

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        Shut up you dirty Jew you know damn well the very thought of getting hold of even a single dollar gets your undies wet so shut your cock sucker.

        FYI stealing a wallet (And if you thought I was serious you’re even dumber than we thought) is not as bad as stealing a continent.

        Or stealing AIRSPACE. That shows the corruption of your people you can’t even fly in certain air space without getting shot down. You gonna claim the sun next?

        • Nobody

          Cry me a river loser.

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            Loser? LMAO what are you twelve? Why don’t you call me chicken or a doo doo head while you’re at it. Holy shit, for an internet troll you have really lousy comebacks. This is what meth during pregnancy results in, enit.

            That had to be the most vanilla comeback ever. Oh he called me a loser what will I do now?!

          • Nobody

            Ok let me elaborate. White man took your land, slaughtered most of your people. Your race has been watered down by niggers, spaniards and white man to the point of purity being non existent. Most of you live on welfare in shitty reservations dying of drug and alcohol abuse. I think loser is an apt description. You are a chicken and a doo doo head. Did i leave anything out?

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            You are correct about inter racial which i myself frown upon but more tribes are now kicking inter racial couples including natives who do it out of the tribe.

            You forget when you count all the Central Americans and South America and Mexicans coming here they are native too and soon we will outnumber all of you peckerwoods and iwpe the floor with you. That is what you fish bellies fear so much. The Arizona law was a fear based attempt to delay the inevitable.

            Also when it comes to welfare there are more of you on it than us. 15% of brown people are food stamps recipients. 38% white 39% black. YOU are the biggest welfare leeches. MSNBC showed this to be true and i cross referenced it with several other sources.

            Also most rapists are white males 52% in fact. And 85% of meth addicts are white. And most serial killers. So it seems the loser is you.

          • Nobody

            Your statistics are incorrect. My statistics show that 99.9% of injuns are losers. That means that going by your rants and raves that you are in the 0.1% of injuns that are winners. Are you a winner?

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            Where did you get these statistics? The Aryan Brotherhood member named Bubba who tattooed a swastika on your left butt check to mark you as his bitch in gen pop does not count as a reliable source of information.

            I’m more of a winner than you. Your own name reeks of self hatred. If you hate yourself so much why don’t you head to the gas shower with the rest of the Jews?

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            Also the first of your people were jigga boos. My people have always been here from this land and even science cannot prove any Asian exodus as our DNA is radically different from theirs.

            You on the other hand, are the result of an albino monkey from Africa. Congratulations, Nobody you are a dirty nigglet.

          • Nobody

            Because of racial impurity that you freely admit to, how far back in your family tree do we have to go to find nigger blood? Who’s the jigaboo now?

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            I never said I myself admit to any racial impurity. I just said there are many traitors out there. Even if I did have a nigger way back somewhere in my family tree which I don’t as my tribe did not have jungle fever, unlike you people, I would not claim it.

            Meanwhile you whites spend all your money on clothes dressing up like niggers, disrespecting yourselves like them, dropping out of school like them, and having teen pregnancies like them. The nigger never falls far from the tree.

          • Troll

            Mohawk Nation –

            It is possible that this “Nobody” is culled from the same crop as Team Rim-Job: both are progenies of multiple generations of incest.

            That would explain the mental lapses.

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            Probably

  • Hezbollah Hitman

    Even though Salma Hayek is a kuffar Jezebel, I think she has the potential to be saved. She would make a fine Muslimina if she would only give up her infidel Catholic religion.

    I would first require her to get HIV test however as she is number one prostitute in both Mexico and the US of A. I have looked up the biography of her. She is indeed 25% Arab. Of course everybody knows that may as well make her 100% Arab however it is only her Mexican and Spanish blood that enables her to sin.

    Do not argue with me, Jews. We invented math and the first alphabet. We know what we are talking about. Arabs are the supreme race! That is why we speak in Arabic. the prophet was smart man he told the Jews, Christians, homoqueers, niggers, chinks Euro trash, and damn Eskimos any could be Muslim but you still have to learn Arabic.

    It is the most beautiful language in the world. ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!

    • Nobody

      Arabic is the language of the poor and the stupid. Islam is the religion of the poor and the stupid. If it wasn’t for oil you would be slaves of the nigger and the jew.

      • Hezbollah Hitman

        Yet we do have the oil so we will always have oil sheiks controlling the US of a and you are as much a slave to us as the niggers and Jew. I think instead of Nobody I am going to call you Tobi. Now get to picking that cotton nigger or its the Nile reeds and then Sharia, and a scimitar to the head for you!

        Your mother will make a fine concubine in addition to my 11 wives.

        ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!!!!

        • Nobody

          Your father is a taxi driver and your mother is a prostitute.

          • Hezbollah Hitman

            My father is indeed a cab driver but also a dedicated Jihad warrior and as for my mother you homo, she is a teacher to Muslim school girls.

            You are half right just like you are half of a man that Muslims are. Now go enjoy your glory hole while you can, Fag Body.

          • Nobody

            In islam women are not permitted to teach or be educated, punishable by stoning, the same punishment as a prostitute. Your father is a taxi driver. Really. What a loser. Hahahahaha.

  • Mr E

    Nice ass flash Selma. And it’s good to see the sexual prowess of the Brits celebrated in film. “How to Make Love Like an Englishman” is best summed up in the words of my Avatar, Lord Flasheart of the Royal Air Force: “Treat your woman like you would treat your kite [airplane]: get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back.”

    • Hezbollah Hitman

      More like “How to make love like an Englishman” Roll the tip in your mouth, suck the nut up swirl it around and swallow. 99% of English males are flaming faggots who suck more cock than your average degenerate porn star whore from the US of A’s Jew run San Fernando Valley.

      This is why your women turn to us virile Arab warriors. This is also why Islamic names are the most common baby boy names in the U of K.

      We will eliminate you English homoqueers and declare England to be New Baghdad. Eat shit and die, mofo.

      • Guest

        Are you kidding? In another couple of generations we’ll have you muzzies eating eel pie, watching Coronation Street, fawning over the Royals, and practicing bad dental hygiene.

        • Hezbollah Hitman

          By practicing bad dental hygiene I am sure you all mean sucking off a diseased niggers cock with your toothless gums? Then yes I agree that is very English of you but that will never happen in our holy land.

          Just like all Americans are obese diabetic welfare leeches. East shit and die, cock smoker.

  • Hezbollah Hitman

    Infidels

    Including Salma Hayek

    If those greasers in cartels can do such things as the famed Colombian Necktie with their whimpy machetes, just wait until you see the Arabian Necktie courtesy of our scimitars! This is light compared to what awaits you.

    This is the fate of you all unless you convert. Heed the warning, sinners! But

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    salma is a dirty wetback air polluter. This massive taco fart captured in the above pic (which flapped her immoral skirt) released enough methane to increase the temperatures in Iraq by 1 degree C. The only good thing is that her nasty fart killed the infidel whore walking by and she fell flat on her ugly face.

    salma must be stopped before our beloved “Fertile crescent” is rendered too damn hot even for jews. This means all Muslims be ready to shoot or stone salma on sight.

    ALLAHU AKBAR

    • Imam Abbas

      Brother Abdullah

      Your thoughts for the welfare of others are indeed touching. May the Prophet (PBUH) smile upon you this day!

      Allahu Akbar!

      • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

        Brother Abbas

        You have the spirit of the Prophet (PBUH)

  • Moss the Jewelry Buyer

    “I’ll buy your gold for cash. Yes, bring me your tired, used gold and I’ll give you fresh green cash. Who can argue with a little cash.”

    Salma is half jewish you know. Theres nothing like the hot, moist pussy of a jewish girl. On the other hand. Arab women are repulsive. A cheese encrusted jungle of rotten fish smelling pubic hair covering a shit and piss encrusted sore that resembles a vagina. This is why Hashim would rather get the cameltoe from his goat than the misshapen swine hole of a muslim woman.

    Yuck.

    • Moses the Jewelry Buyer

      That’s “Moses the Jewelry Buyer”, the ‘e’ on my keybord got stuck from the massive load of cum I blasted out of my 10 inch clean cut jewish cock after seeing that shot of Salma’s naked ass.

      Damn, shouldn’t have said that. Hashim and Aghmed are going to be pounding down my door shortly to suck the keyboard dry.

      • Kyke KIller

        Actually it is Kyke KIller who will be insulting you today. First dont insult Musa. He was one of the last of the great Jews before your people became ignorant money fucking people. Now if you hear a knock on the door, it is going to be your neighborhood Muslim. He will be buying all of your Jewelry. And by buy I mean, throwing it into a fire while you cry like a little bitch as he burns you alive

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Homo,

      Don’t talk about things you can’t understand like women’s pussies.

  • Mexican Warrior

    How dare this site spread fake pic like this with Queen Salma? She is the purest woman on earth and the best actress in hollywood. The day will be here when US Mexicans wont stand shit like this and everyone in the world will pay.

    Viva Mexico

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      Suck my dick, spic.

      • Crip Hop

        Nigga you gay. You’d probbly like that if he did succ on your hang down huh you bitch ass tricc

  • Nobody

    No i will not. Thats something only a muslim sicko would do.

  • Luis Angel

    Her thong Though…! <3

  • Luis Angel

    I love That thong Selma<3

  • Nobody

    Yes. I know.

  • Nobody

    Thank you. You are too kind.

  • Jack The Ripper

    The Jewes are not the men who are to blame for nothing.