Comments on: Roman Polanski’s Jail

By: Dead Ed

Dead Ed — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:48:55 +0000

When is CelebJihad gonna joke about David Letterman’s admitted escapades with his employees?

Not so funny now, is it Dave? Come on, you clown. Mr. Funny man. Overpaid clown. All comedians might as well just wear a big red nose and big red shoes. They’re all a step close to being circus clowns.

Let’s see how many clowns we can get into a “dumb car” with Dave:

Whoopi, Roman, Kanye, Jay-Z, Chris Brown, Jessica Simpson, Britney, Nazi (the word “Nazi” means: “national socialist”) Pelosi, “Hairy Body” Reid, Dear Leader, Chairman Maobamessiah, Chrissy “Hissyfit” Dodd, Barney “Chokes On Dicks” Frank, Jimmy “Worse President of the United States EVER” Carter, Bill Ayers, Van Jones, from Def Comedy Jam, curse words and all, Rearend Jerimiah Wright, Bernadine Dorn, Woody Allen, Will Ferrell, George Clooney, Danny Glover and any other idiot liberals.

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By: Dead Ed

Dead Ed — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 03:40:10 +0000

Debra Winger described Roman Polanski’s crime of rape as a ‘minor technicality’.
Get this woman a CelebJihad account!

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By: Dead Ed

Dead Ed — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:18:42 +0000

Whilst on CelebJihad last night my wife told me that she doesn’t know why I bother and that the only joke I have is in my underwear. So here goes:”Marks and Spencer, Medium 33-35 inch waist, 90% cotton, 10% elastene, Made in China, Part of a 2 part set”

Funny enough?

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