Roman Polanski’s Jail
Roman Polanski has agreed to serve out his time in Switzerland under house arrest at this chalet.
Hasn’t this man suffered enough? He’s been exiled to his home country of France for 30 years now. He’s been forced to make movies, and have intercourse with numerous hot European women. Now at the twilight of his life “the man” is going to force him to live in this nightmare of a house in the Swiss alps. With just a bare bones staff on young taut teenage girls to bath him, and frolic naked with him through the fields.
Is there no justice in this world? How many times does he have to say he is sorry? How many times does he have to explain that the drugged up 13 year old wanted him to sodomize her?
Whilst on CelebJihad last night my wife told me that she doesn’t know why I bother and that the only joke I have is in my underwear. So here goes:”Marks and Spencer, Medium 33-35 inch waist, 90% cotton, 10% elastene, Made in China, Part of a 2 part set”
Funny enough?
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Debra Winger described Roman Polanski’s crime of rape as a ‘minor technicality’.
Get this woman a CelebJihad account!
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When is CelebJihad gonna joke about David Letterman’s admitted escapades with his employees?
Not so funny now, is it Dave? Come on, you clown. Mr. Funny man. Overpaid clown. All comedians might as well just wear a big red nose and big red shoes. They’re all a step close to being circus clowns.
Let’s see how many clowns we can get into a “dumb car” with Dave:
Whoopi, Roman, Kanye, Jay-Z, Chris Brown, Jessica Simpson, Britney, Nazi (the word “Nazi” means: “national socialist”) Pelosi, “Hairy Body” Reid, Dear Leader, Chairman Maobamessiah, Chrissy “Hissyfit” Dodd, Barney “Chokes On Dicks” Frank, Jimmy “Worse President of the United States EVER” Carter, Bill Ayers, Van Jones, from Def Comedy Jam, curse words and all, Rearend Jerimiah Wright, Bernadine Dorn, Woody Allen, Will Ferrell, George Clooney, Danny Glover and any other idiot liberals.
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