Robert Pattinson’s Vehicle Strikes, Kills Young Boy
Robert Pattinson’s carriage struck and killed a young peasant boy on Monday as it recklessly sped thought the streets of Paris. Onlookers say that the carriage may have been trying to avoid the paparazzi.
The boy, who was identified only as the son of a local Parisian named Gaspard, was killed instantly.
“The boy was just crossing the street when the carriage came speeding through, ” said Defarge, a local shop owner. “I ran over to comfort the father, and the next thing I know Robert Pattinson leaned out of the carriage and threw coins at us.”
Added Defarge, “It was the coldest, most insulting gesture I’ve ever seen.”
In a statement released on his Twitter feed, Pattinson apologized for the accident, but defended his actions in the aftermath.
“My attempt to make amends for the boy’s life with three gold coins was met with scorn. It’s more than his father’s yearly wages!” he posted, adding in a second post, “These peasants would be wise not to let their children play in the streets.”
Pattinson is in Paris for his latest Film, Put Your Sausage in My Biscuits Vol. 17. Filming is set to resume on Wednesday.
Bull****!!!
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I thought it was for the movie! I am soooo confused..
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lmaoooooooooooo that for the movie losersss
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You must be hard up for stories to print crap like this.
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this is bull want to know why i know this article is fake… because rob doesnt have a twitter all those are fakes
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I thought April fools was last week?? What utter rubbish this is… come up with a real story to gain readers not lies! There was an issue with his carriage during the movie however it did not hit anyone or kill anyone……
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Umm, it’s called a joke?
And don’t try calling me a hater, I’m an RPattz fan as much as the next girl, but seriously get a sense of humour!
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SOAS007 on April 14, 2011 @00nerd4 I have never heard Polish people lalced polarks’ ( original recording)before, or heard jokes against them. We have loads live in the UK, I heard a satirist say something like , how dare they come here , do the jobs we are too lazy to do , and pay our taxes, but thats not racist.
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ok for starters, I DONT WANT TO START AN ARGUMENT, uhgloath, greece beat back attaturk to just outside ankyra, he lost in the balkans a lot of territory, and because he was a saw loser, he killed two million greeks and one million armenians, not to mention kurds and asyrians. sure he modernised the country, but at what cost of innocent lives?
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I completely agree with Robert, those damn peasant children need to keep out of the streets. They keep getting stuck in my undercarriage.
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This is not true. This is not even funny. Why? Are you that hard up for stories you have to lie like this. How sick, no wonder Robert Pattinson dislikes the paparazzi and reporters in the states… You suck..
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haha you guys are brilliant. I hate this guy he killed vampire movies for me. I wouldnt put this past him, just look at the smug prick
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haomoli on August 30, 2011 one thing that I love about mlsyef is that Im Asian American. Being both Asian and American is that I get the best of both worlds.
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