Comments on: Robert Pattinson On Statutory Rape

By: Phaedra

Phaedra — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:15:16 +0000

Dear god the amount of capital letters in the incorrect places is making my brain hurt.
If your verbal ability is as deficient as you written ability people must think you’re disabled.
and you have a 14 year old child but you’re on a joke site written a personal comment to Robert Pattinson?
… thank god I don’t live in America.

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By: tara

tara — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 12:03:57 +0000

Everyone who comments on these posts with so much contempt is either a moron or a humourless dickhead who never learnt to laugh. Clearly everything posted in the website is satirical and humourous…holy mother of everything that is sacred and hilarious some ppl need to be schooled in the art of sarcasm…fcking brain dead morons..

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By: Emma

Emma — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:49:48 +0000

And WHY did you call us morons?

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By: Emma

Emma — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:46:14 +0000

Ok I don’t think he would ever do anything like that. I mean, I don’t personally know the man, but he seams like a very normal person. And seriously the person or people who writes these things need to get a life. I mean isn’t bad enough that he gets mobbed by girls who ask him to bite his neck? And now there’s stuff like this going around? It’s just sick.

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By: meow

meow — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 04:22:09 +0000

lol wat abunch of morons ^^ hhaha this guy is so ugly idk why bitches like him

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By: ~Squiggle :)

~Squiggle :) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:53:04 +0000

All of that came out Mr Pattisons mouth, jeez i thought he was incapableof saying more than a sentence at a time XD

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By: P-Dogg

P-Dogg — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:06:21 +0000

You’ve already proved that you’re a dumb blonde by writing Like This .

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By: Lady

Lady — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:24:56 +0000

this is ridiculous – be careful you could be sued for such nonsense – Robert P. lawyers are already getting started in your direction…

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By: lianna

lianna — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:08:11 +0000

Roman Polanski was 44 years old and had sex with a 13 year old girl after giving her champagne and Quaaludes… he drugged her then had sex with her we call that many things in this country I know the word petafile comes to mind… there’s no way I think that Robert Pattinson wrote this and I hope his lawyers tear you apart…. there’s one thing of a few years difference and it being consensual and another to be drugged and raped by some one over twice your age

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By: Remie

Remie — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:59:05 +0000

Many of you will notice that under Rob’s picture it states”THIS IS CLEARLY NOT MEANT TO BE REAL YOU MORONS”. Well the first day this article appeared that heading was not under his picture. This caused people to believe it was real. So after the writers of this bogus article got some heat from readers, they decided to put the disclaimer under Rob’s picture. A little too late if you ask me. And probably a little too late for the writer when Rob’s lawyers desend.

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