Comments on: Robert Pattinson Humps His Pillow http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:19:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: G http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-9387 G Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:09:49 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-9387 You jerkfaces leave poor Rob alone! He doesn't deserve this crap! GOOD GOSH. Quit writing crap like this! YOU BUMHEADS ARE ALL JERKS. Leave him ALONE. You jerkfaces leave poor Rob alone! He doesn’t deserve this crap! GOOD GOSH. Quit writing crap like this! YOU BUMHEADS ARE ALL JERKS. Leave him ALONE.

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]]> By: Lolli http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-7105 Lolli Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:11:16 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-7105 LMFAO, ok this is hilarious, I love Rob, but the images this conjures up are so funny!! The article is obviously having a dig at all the stupid articles written about Rob Pattinson. Space Orange, love your comment, I feel sorry for those poor pillows! LMFAO, ok this is hilarious,
I love Rob, but the images this conjures up are so funny!!
The article is obviously having a dig at all the stupid articles written about Rob Pattinson.
Space Orange, love your comment, I feel sorry for those poor pillows!

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]]> By: LOLer http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6992 LOLer Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:05:31 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6992 LMAO! XDDDDDD that was a good laugh~ Though, I hope the silly little twilight fanfags KNOW that it is OBVIOUSLY fake~ because of they think its real then they clearly are no fans of this Twilight bad-actor~ ;D LMAO!

XDDDDDD

that was a good laugh~

Though, I hope the silly little twilight fanfags KNOW that it is OBVIOUSLY fake~ because of they think its real then they clearly are no fans of this Twilight bad-actor~

;D

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]]> By: Space_Orange http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6979 Space_Orange Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:37:11 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6979 This is not funny! Fan jealousy is the leading cause of death among celebrity partners. Do you realize what you've brought about? Thousands of teenage girls will band together, massacring every pillow in sight. And studies show that pillows are soft and cannot easily defend themselves. Millions upon millions of pillows will die at the hands of jealous, cock-deprived Twilight fans in a mass genocide the likes of which this world has never seen. We will inevitably be forced to find other, less effective methods of head and neck support during sleep. Do you want that? I didn't think so. The pillows are innocent victims! This is not funny! Fan jealousy is the leading cause of death among celebrity partners. Do you realize what you’ve brought about? Thousands of teenage girls will band together, massacring every pillow in sight. And studies show that pillows are soft and cannot easily defend themselves. Millions upon millions of pillows will die at the hands of jealous, cock-deprived Twilight fans in a mass genocide the likes of which this world has never seen. We will inevitably be forced to find other, less effective methods of head and neck support during sleep. Do you want that? I didn’t think so.

The pillows are innocent victims!

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]]> By: Space_Orange http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6976 Space_Orange Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:25:07 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6976 OH MY GOD IT'S BILLY MAYS!!! OH MY GOD IT’S BILLY MAYS!!!

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]]> By: Dead Ed™ http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6824 Dead Ed™ Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:58:43 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6824 I think I read CelebJihad too much. I was taking a geography exam today and a few of the questions were: "The most messiest outbreak of spiders came from where...?" - I answered: Lady Gaga's crotch. "Who do Muslims look to as great...?" - I answered: I never realised Muslims were such massive “Return of the Jedi” fans. Every time I pass a mosque I hear them chanting for Admiral Ackbar. "Based on recent results in central Ethiopia, 9 out of 10 people what...?" - I answered: humps their pillow. "Who was the biggest threat to the Muslim world...?" - I answered: Beyonce. "The most brutal beating Europe has faced was...?" - I answered: Chris Brown. These are just a few. Needless to say I failed. I think I read CelebJihad too much. I was taking a geography exam today and a few of the questions were:

“The most messiest outbreak of spiders came from where…?”
- I answered: Lady Gaga’s crotch.

“Who do Muslims look to as great…?”
- I answered: I never realised Muslims were such massive “Return of the Jedi” fans.
Every time I pass a mosque I hear them chanting for Admiral Ackbar.

“Based on recent results in central Ethiopia, 9 out of 10 people what…?”
- I answered: humps their pillow.

“Who was the biggest threat to the Muslim world…?”
- I answered: Beyonce.

“The most brutal beating Europe has faced was…?”
- I answered: Chris Brown.

These are just a few.
Needless to say I failed.

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]]> By: mssecret http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6792 mssecret Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:01:07 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6792 What a bull shit! Bloody stupid!!! What a bull shit! Bloody stupid!!!

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]]> By: NOT http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6791 NOT Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:46:11 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6791 What the hell is that? This isn't true. Why do you write so extremly rubbish? It's disgusting. I'ver never seen such big lies in my life!!! What the hell is that? This isn’t true. Why do you write so extremly rubbish? It’s disgusting. I’ver never seen such big lies in my life!!!

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]]> By: Dead Ed™ http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6784 Dead Ed™ Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:20:06 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6784 I just found out WHY Robert Pattinson's girlfriend broke up with him. Hey, Robert. Getting your girlfriend to agree to try anal isn't made any easier when you tell her how willing your last girlfriend was. I just found out WHY Robert Pattinson’s girlfriend broke up with him.

Hey, Robert. Getting your girlfriend to agree to try anal isn’t made any easier when you tell her how willing your last girlfriend was.

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]]> By: Lasia http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/robert-pattinson-humps-his-pillow/comment-page-1#comment-6783 Lasia Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:48:53 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=2703#comment-6783 Don't understand why people get so defensive over a piece-of-shit article like this anyways... No, it's not true. Yes, it's a joke (if a very immature and poorly written one). STILL, the author is a douchebag. Don’t understand why people get so defensive over a piece-of-shit article like this anyways… No, it’s not true. Yes, it’s a joke (if a very immature and poorly written one). STILL, the author is a douchebag.

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