Comments on: Robert Pattinson Humps His Pillow

By: zillaman

zillaman — Wed, 04 May 2011 22:08:44 +0000

he looks like a faggot to me. just another no talent white boy…

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By: Anna

Anna — Wed, 04 May 2011 21:50:30 +0000

i did not mean 2 press d thumbs down button i meant 2 press d thumbs up sry

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By: Lynn

Lynn — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:32:32 +0000

What do I think? I think you’re a douchebag. But maybe that’s just me….

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By: caitlin

caitlin — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:38:07 +0000

I am sick and tired of the media! Rob Patz is a big star, so of course people would say anything about him because everyone will believe them! Just give these stars a break, let Robert get over his break-up with Kristen and get on with life. I am a humongous fan of Robert Pattinson, and i know he is not gay! If you have the proof then say it, but when you hear it from someone, make sure you look into it more and think about “well, is this true? or not?”

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By: G

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 02:09:49 +0000

You jerkfaces leave poor Rob alone! He doesn’t deserve this crap! GOOD GOSH. Quit writing crap like this! YOU BUMHEADS ARE ALL JERKS. Leave him ALONE.

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By: Lolli

Lolli — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:11:16 +0000

LMFAO, ok this is hilarious,
I love Rob, but the images this conjures up are so funny!!
The article is obviously having a dig at all the stupid articles written about Rob Pattinson.
Space Orange, love your comment, I feel sorry for those poor pillows!

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By: LOLer

LOLer — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:05:31 +0000

LMAO!

XDDDDDD

that was a good laugh~

Though, I hope the silly little twilight fanfags KNOW that it is OBVIOUSLY fake~ because of they think its real then they clearly are no fans of this Twilight bad-actor~

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By: Space_Orange

Space_Orange — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:37:11 +0000

This is not funny! Fan jealousy is the leading cause of death among celebrity partners. Do you realize what you’ve brought about? Thousands of teenage girls will band together, massacring every pillow in sight. And studies show that pillows are soft and cannot easily defend themselves. Millions upon millions of pillows will die at the hands of jealous, cock-deprived Twilight fans in a mass genocide the likes of which this world has never seen. We will inevitably be forced to find other, less effective methods of head and neck support during sleep. Do you want that? I didn’t think so.

The pillows are innocent victims!

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By: Space_Orange

Space_Orange — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:25:07 +0000

OH MY GOD IT’S BILLY MAYS!!!

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By: Dead Ed™

Dead Ed™ — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:58:43 +0000

I think I read CelebJihad too much. I was taking a geography exam today and a few of the questions were:

“The most messiest outbreak of spiders came from where…?”
- I answered: Lady Gaga’s crotch.

“Who do Muslims look to as great…?”
- I answered: I never realised Muslims were such massive “Return of the Jedi” fans.
Every time I pass a mosque I hear them chanting for Admiral Ackbar.

“Based on recent results in central Ethiopia, 9 out of 10 people what…?”
- I answered: humps their pillow.

“Who was the biggest threat to the Muslim world…?”
- I answered: Beyonce.

“The most brutal beating Europe has faced was…?”
- I answered: Chris Brown.

These are just a few.
Needless to say I failed.

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