Robert Downey Jr Says Hayden Panettiere Was A Child Hooker
The Internet is abuzz with the rumor that actress Hayden Panettiere was a child prostitute, and that the source confirming this rumor is none other than Robert Downey Jr.
Here is what happened, a website ran a “blind news item” which suggested that Hayden Panettiere was the victim of “abuse” by her parents as a child. In the comment section of that article a Hollywood insider named “Himmmm” left this detailed comment:
Yes, this IS Hayden. 100% totally. I know this for a FACT. The wording of this item is NOT 100% correct – which may be intentional to deny it legally, but it is close. But there’s far more to this than is being mentioned, revealed, or even hinted at. For all you GoogleSleuths out there just look up the past news stories about her Dad getting arrested on “domestic” issues – then her mom dropping it. It’s not just about a fight, smack, or basic domestic issues. It’s about sexual perversions, videotapes, witnesses, and the loss of MONEY and FAME.
I am a FORMER personal “friend” of a woman named Diana Jenkins. Doubt you know her, but she’s the Rosetta Stone of every scandal and perversion from Hwood all over the globe. She’s an Uber-wealthy divorcee whose hubby ran UK’s Barclay’s bank – and she ran the Arab investors for the bank! She’s been running a high class call girl/party-girl ring for Arabs, Wall Street, DC, Royals, and Hollywood elites. She’s also a MAJOR philanthropist, arts supporter, political donor, and social hostess to EVERYONE. Her best Hwood pals include Sean Penn, Clive Davis, Ari Emanuel, George Clooney, Cindy Crawford, and her “little pet” named Hayden. Diana is the connector of wealthy Arabs and Asians and Athletes with Hwood actresses/models. She also is a sick and twisted bitch. When Hayden and her own Mommy went on the outs, Diana Jenkins took that place in her life, by Hayden’s choice.
It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top” herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez (right Enty?).”
After tracking down “Himmmm’s” previous comments, Internet sleuths were able to determine that the commenter (who claims to be a A-list Hollywood actor) is none other than Robert Downey Jr. Both the commenter and Robert Downey Jr have neither confirmed nor denied this allegation as of this posting.
Of course Celeb Jihad was the first to break the story of Hayden Panettiere’s love of the taboo, when we ran this groundbreaking story about Hayden’s love of tasting her own ass. Furthermore we were the first to announce that Hayden had converted to Islam, which would make sense if as a child prostitute she enjoyed the pleasures of an Arab’s manhood like Robert Downey Jr suggests.
Clearly child prostitution is a serious problem in heathen Hollywood as many child stars are not as lucky as Hayden Panettiere, and do not maximize their economic potential by being sold to Arab men. Let us hope that the story of Hayden Panettiere’s childhood serves as a lesson for all the young girls in Hollywood teaching them that they must strike while the iron is hot, and get that prostitution money while us virile Arab men are willing to pay top dinar.
If young attractive Hollywood starlets are sold into sexual bondage to virile Muslim men, then less likely that they would end up prostituting their filthy bodies like the beaner wetback Selena Homo Homez. Selena, a known flaming lesboqueer, has been seen walking around in scantily clad cut off jeans with her butt cheeks hanging out, and riding bikes about in a bikini with her milk jugs flopping in the wind. Performing in the TJ donkey shows is another known practice of Selena.
Yes indeed my Islamic brethren, let us pray to Allah that the young starlets turn to Islam, and not turn to vile lezzy debauchery like the whore Selena Homez and the Satan worshipping witch slut Emma Watson has done.
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It is a parental duty to train your daughters to give pleasure to their future husband and ALL his other wives…..
” When a man marries, he gets his religion half perfected. Then he should keep fearing for the next half.” (Baihaqi)
While seeking the hand of a woman for marriage, one should keep in mind that she has sweet appearance, good manners, sound character and child-bearing capacities. Hence a male is permitted to have a sight of his female partner before marriage.
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Every effort should be made to make the woman well-versed in the art of serving her husband well and teaching good manners to her children.
For a wife the first prerequisite is the obedience of husband. Pleasure and satisfaction of husband should be the summum bonum of her life. She has to live for his husband and die for him.
” When a husband calls his wife to fulfill his sexual need and she declines and for this reason the husband passes the whole night in anger, the angles send curses upon such a wife till dawn.” (Bukhari, Muslim)
…it was not mentioned if these are right angles, obtuse angles or acute angles……
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Surely there are pictures of Hayden with “Olivia Wilde style” facial lotion….???
The prophets require it!!
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Brother: what would you expect from a kafir woman?
According to several pious Muslim scholars animal kingdom should be sorted this way:
1 – Muslim men
2 – Righteous Muslim men livestock (camels, goats, etc)
3 – Muslim women
4 – Chimps
5 – White kafir men (except Jews)
6 – White kafir women (aka “sluts”)
7 – Monkeys
8 – Niggers et al. (chinks, beaners, apus, etc. except Jews)
9 – Pigs
10 – Mice
11 – Jews
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2 – Righteous Muslim men Fucks livestock (camels, goats, etc)*
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Prosthetic cock Habib, you filthy Jew:
Eat shit and die (far from Qatar)
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What a crock of shit hashfag lol Muslim scholars have no say in the real world just like you they are irreverent as you stated stick to fucking pigs and goats
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Fake Huge Cock Habib – I see you have finished your morning masturbation session. Was it because you ran out of lube or you ran out of tears?
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Prosthetic cock Habib:
Can’t you articulate a proper english sentence?
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I am muslim that means Im retarded and undeucated
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Don’t agree.
You are just another frustrated lobotomized kafir brat.
You should follow your mother’s advice and go to school instead of passing all the time sniffing glue and watching pictures of comic books.
PS – Spelling lesson: u-n-e-d-u-c-a-t-e-d
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i dont have to be edumacated i will eventually strap a bomb to my balls and go get me 72 sexy male virgins so you can go fuck off you have the same fate as me
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wow burka you’ve gone to new low with this one not even funny or made any sense hope you and your senseless muslims enjoy reading and jacking off go back to fake photoshop journalism is not for you
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Robert Downey Jr says durka durka mom and sis are $2 whores who would suck and fuck anyone they are known as cum sluts
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Lmfao this site is so fucking awesome…. ill add a serious comment… its funny because she WAS a child hooker. Doesn’t everyone remember she was like 15/16 fucking milo from heroes when he was like 30/31. And ill close with shee was prolly fucking milo from that milo and otis movie too….
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Once hayden spent her first night in the tent of a powerful Muslim, she turned her back on the infidel lifestyle.
ALLAH is pleased and us Muslims have made another great conquest.
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Even huge RPG like blast of frothy jihadists would barely coat that huge lightbulb head of hers.
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The beauty of her water-baby skull is that even our most nearsighted brethren couldn’t miss it with a righteously flung stone.
Allah truly does have a plan for everyone!
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ALL OF U CAN GO AND ROT IN HELL
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Ok Hong.
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Abdullah The Butcher go Fuck your goat
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stupid homoqueer
wipe off your dirty sanchez and change your depends.
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Lol, jew boy you write a funny article. I can’t stop cracking up !
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You Damn ragheads don’t know shit. (Except dying well)
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